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Panels from #comics - out of context. That makes them funnier...sometimes. Your home for #ComicsOutofContextAfterDark and #HalJordanRuinsEverything.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · May 6
Robin stands with a chalkboard behind him, pointing with a piece of chalk what he’s written on the board. He’s written the name Wendy, and he has drawn a rectangle around a word within the name. As he looks forward, he says to anyone off panel, “See? WENDY is an unusual name because the END comes in the MIDDLE!“
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A masked superhero on the phone shouts into the phone “Bomb! What BOMB?!“
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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A football player - no doubt from the Super Bowl - sits leaning forward, resting his arms on his knees on a bench, his head hung down and shame his team and cheerleaders stand behind him watching him as 1970s era Supergirl angrily points at him and yells, “WHAT ARE COP-OUTS SELLING FOR THESE DAYS, JOHNNY?”
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Cain narrates: “DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL? SO DID THE PITTSBURGH BENGALS: BUT WHEN A PLAY-OFF BERTH AND A CRACK AT THE SUPER BOWL ELUDED THE FOOTBALL TEAM YEAR AFTER YEAR, THE COACH WAS READY TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO PRODUCE A WINNER-- EVEN IF IT MEANT USING SCIENCE, MAGIC, THE SUPERNATURAL, OR SOME OTHER.... "ILLEGAL PROCEDURE!"
February 12, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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A man, a wall of steel paneling behind him, is wearing a small breathing apparatus in his mouth. He's wearing a suit and side-eyeing someone off panel right. 
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Super Bowl, baby! We see a packed football arena. Golden age Tootsie Roll ad featuring a…mouse or some kind of animal about to catch a Tootsie Roll in the end zone for a touchdown as he recites us a little poem: “ to win the game is fun and dandy/ When you score the winning goal/ To always score a win in candy/ Buy yourself a TOOTSIE ROLL.” below the word balloon is apparently the next stanza: “A chocolaty treat/ that can’t be beaten/ Because the FUN…/ IS IN THE EATIN’”
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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From the shadows of an all black background, Captain America leaps forward as he’s jumping towards us. His eyes are wide, and his mouth is wide open as he says, “I’m ready for ANYTHING – – GOOD LORD!“
February 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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An angry Hawkman stands over a man that he is holding up by the leather straps that are apparently crisscrossing the dude‘s chest. The dude is blonde wearing sunglasses and a smile. Hawkman says, “AND?!“ The dude replies, “I made certain that if I could not rule this planet – – THERE WOULD BE NO PLANET LEFT TO RULE!“
February 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Super Bowl Sunday: Thor is at a crime scene behind him is a police car and behind that are gawkers. He turns to look at a plainclothes policeman and says, “FORSOOTH! I HAD FORGOTTEN SAID CONTEST WAS TODAY!” The man replies, “DIDN'T FIGURE YOU FOR A FOOTBALL FAN, AVENGER!”
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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With a “WUP WUP WUP WUP” sound effect, a helicopter hovers over Doctor Strange, who we see from the neck up from behind with his head sticking up, just above his very high collar. Doctor Strange narrates, “– – just in time to become a photo opportunity for ‘ GOOD MORNING AMERICA,’ if we’re lucky. The TV copter hasn’t spotted us yet, let alone Mephisto and Satannish.”
February 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Out in the middle of a large body of water with a large white cloud, consuming the horizon, the front end of a boat is seen on the far left side of the panel. Somebody grunts a pained sound effect: “GNNGH.” That same person then thinks, “Don’t think about the PAIN, Peter….”
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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A fit middle-aged man. He’s balding with white hair on the sides over his ears and he’s turned his head to his left to look at the reader. He’s unshaven and has a cigar in his mouth. In the background there appears to be some kind of tanks on fire and what looks to be tentacles from Dr. Octopus. Narration: “– – he discovered a SECRET PROJECT. *” and then the footnote below it says, “* in number 34 – – Len.“
February 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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The view from the inside of a cage containing two gorillas, presumably at a zoo. One gorilla sits on the floor in the lower left corner with a hand on top of their head. The other gorilla is standing with their back to us hands, clutching the bars of the cage facing the people watching them. Outside the cage stands a zookeeper and The Flash, Barry Allen. In the Silver age panel, narration: “Little by little certain facts emerge….“ The zookeeper says, “That’s right – – up to this week, FREDDY and POLA were very, um, lovey-dovey! Then suddenly he seemed to lose interest in her! That happens with anthropoids sometimes!! Anyway, it’s made POLA quite unhappy…!”
February 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“These people are fucking nuts.”

I wish I had something more civilized or interesting, but it’s the truth and reminds me it’s no wonder posting comic book panels brings me a measure of happiness.
misterjayem.bsky.social MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 1d
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Back up -- start from the beginning."
disabilitystor1.bsky.social Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 1d
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Where are your citations?"
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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At the “Star Comic Convention, the Elongated Man is literally pulling the leg of the 1970s era villain the Calculator. “If I couldn’t, then SOMEBODY’S pulling your leg!” Our villain replies, “You blasted blob of silly putty! Don’t do THAT – –“
February 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Nick Fury in his SHIELD uniform walks into a room and says to a nurse, “OK, lady – – you can stop gawking and tell the doc I’m HERE – – and the names FURY – – not LLOYD BRIDGES!” The nurse replies, “Why…errr, of course, Colonel! Go right in! The doctor’s EXPECTING you!“
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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A late middle-aged, overweight man in a blue suit is holding a snack plate of cookies and he seems to be shaking as he’s about to put a cookie in his mouth as he says, “NATO is preparing to jointly launch three SUPER SATELLITES, and support of your President Reagan‘s STAR WARS program – –!”
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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From an old Marvel comic: “ITEM! Remember how we’ve always said you can’t follow the artist/writer switches at merry Marvel without a SCORECARD? Well, here it is! In the space provided below simply write in the initials of the artist/writer team working on each feature. Suggestion: use a PENCIL… And keep an ERASER handy – – you’ll need it!“ The list is the following: THE AVENGERS BLACK GOLIATH BLACK PANTHER CAPT. AMERICA CAPT. MARVEL THE CHAMPIONS CONAN DAREDEVIL DEATHLOK THE DEFENDERS DR STRANGE DRACULA FANTASTIC FOUR GHOST RIDER GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY HOWARD THE DUCK HULK THE INHUMANS THE INVADERS IRON FIST IRON MAN KA-ZAR KILLRAVEN MARVEL TEAM UP MARVEL TWO IN ONE MASTER OF KUNG FU OMEGA POWER MAN THE SCARECROW SKULL SON OF SATAN SPIDER-MAN SUPER VILLAIN TEAM UP TIGRA WARLOCK X-MEN WITH THE LINE AT THE BOTTOM THAT SAYS “CLIP AND SAVE!”
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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A man sets at a table outside as if on the patio of a restaurant. His elbows are on the table. He lays one hand on top of the other as he looks off to the right at somebody and says, “I mean you HAVE heard of a fun couple named HITLER and MUSSOLINI… Not to mention Spain’s own GENERAL FRANCO?“
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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A man stands with his back to us holding a tray with a bottle of champagne on ice and a bottle of caviar. A police officer is leaning above the caviar and says, “All right! Bubbly! Hey miss – – I hate to tell you, but this black stuff smell smells fishy! You got any of those little cocktail weenies?”
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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An annoyed Ghost Rider seemingly flings fire off panel right while turning to face someone and say, "The Ghost Rider needs no help from you or your defector girlfriend. Not as long as I have hellfire!"
October 19, 2023 at 12:04 PM
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Skull the Slayer is riding the back of what is either a pterodactyl or maybe a prehistoric shark. It’s impossible to tell in this panel, but anyway, Skull is drives his knife and stabs the animal as he says, “There goes the BELT again! Someday I’m gonna have to ask COREY what turns it ON! Yeah… SOMEDAY! But not TODAY!“
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Narration: “…plus hints of things, deep, dark, and terrible he was not MEANT to perceive.“ We see a hand with a pencil writing sentences in a spiral notebook: “La pluma es roja. La pluma es roja y verde. La pluma es….” The writer abruptly stops mid-sentence and then scrolls in large letters below “SAVE THE LADY.“
February 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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From inside of jail, we see a man in his orange jumpsuit. He’s wearing handcuffs and gesturing with his hands. He’s wearing a black mask, and I can’t recall if he is a Moon Knight villain or just another Moon Knight. Anyway, he says “Dr. Doom? PFF. Doom’s all hot air. Sizzle, no steak. He plays the tortured monarch thing and it’s all just so EURO, so PRACTICED. So PASSÉ.“
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Narration: “And as the tense confrontation is left behind….” In the foreground, we see a police officer with his hands on his hips like Superman with his back to us watching a man and woman walk up the sidewalk. He is apparently protecting two children next to him. In the background, the woman asks Karate Kid from the Legion, “So, what brings YOU back to my corner of the world?“ He replies, “I need a place to STAY, Iris. And I need…some ADVICE. There are so many things about this world I don’t UNDERSTAND!“
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM