MisterJayEm
@misterjayem.bsky.social
BLACK LIVES MATTER
Un gringo blanco.
Der Untermensch.
Chicago's #1 Fan.
Utility-Grade Content from Parts Unknown.
Post-Hip/Pre-Retro.
Avant-garbage.
he/him 😷
middle-class/middle-aged/middle-brow
Legal advice: DON'T TALK TO THE COPS.
gmail: misterjayem
Un gringo blanco.
Der Untermensch.
Chicago's #1 Fan.
Utility-Grade Content from Parts Unknown.
Post-Hip/Pre-Retro.
Avant-garbage.
he/him 😷
middle-class/middle-aged/middle-brow
Legal advice: DON'T TALK TO THE COPS.
gmail: misterjayem
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When I'm drowning in darkness or despair, I remind myself of the following:
1) I didn't predict us getting to this, so what makes me think I can predict how this all ends
2) Chicago has stepped up to a degree and with a speed that I would have believed literally impossible
1) I didn't predict us getting to this, so what makes me think I can predict how this all ends
2) Chicago has stepped up to a degree and with a speed that I would have believed literally impossible
![You Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, "Gotta Hand It To Them" is a catchphrase and phrasal template inspired by a 2017 Dril tweet. The original reads, "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'" The snowclone is usually used as a joke to make fun of a poster who appears to have praised a villainous person or organization.
On February 15th, 2017, Dril[1] tweeted, "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them,'" gaining over 14,000 retweets and 59,000 likes in six years (shown below). There was no "previous post" Dril was referring to.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2msyqncztbbz2vszcb3luinm/bafkreidazucilonnx2gojhgxtzf3xrz5auponsozu4noexqhgvs3sugq3a@jpeg)
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Extremely funny shot:chaser day on Bluesky.
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Extremely funny shot:chaser day on Bluesky.
“Any time that the Government is enjoined by a court from effectuating statutes enacted by representatives of its people, it suffers a form of irreparable injury”
As usual, you can blame William Rehnquist and John Roberts for a lot of the worst things you see in the news
How Conservative Judges Turned a Throwaway Line Into a Free Pass For ICE Violence
For these judges, the White House not getting its way is a legal crisis that requires immediate intervention.
ballsandstrikes.org
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Any time that the Government is enjoined by a court from effectuating statutes enacted by representatives of its people, it suffers a form of irreparable injury”
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The people united will never be defeated
Moments ago: tenants of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided at the end of September held a presser to announce they're forming a tenants union.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration.
More updates TK.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The people united will never be defeated
"Geyser (23) was found with a 42-year-old man who was charged with criminal trespassing and obstructing identification *** When officers arrived, they found Geyser and the man sleeping on the sidewalk."
Wisconsin woman in 2014 Slender Man stabbing is found a day after walking away from group home
Authorities say a Wisconsin woman who admitted to nearly stabbing a classmate to death in 2014 to please the horror character Slender Man has been found in Illinois after she cut off an electronic mon...
apnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Geyser (23) was found with a 42-year-old man who was charged with criminal trespassing and obstructing identification *** When officers arrived, they found Geyser and the man sleeping on the sidewalk."
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This isn’t going to be a quick read, but it’s definitely something you *should* read
Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA
This piece has a generous 3000+ word introduction, because I want as many people to understand NVIDIA as possible. The (thousands of) words after the premium break get into arduous detail, but I’ve wr...
www.wheresyoured.at
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This isn’t going to be a quick read, but it’s definitely something you *should* read
An incredibly cursed list.
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
An incredibly cursed list.
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
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I can’t wait for PEN to comment on the Israeli intelligence forces storming the Palestinian National Theatre in Jerusalem and threatening the whole cast of the children’s performance and the audience if they didn’t leave in five minutes.
Because they won’t.
Because they won’t.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I can’t wait for PEN to comment on the Israeli intelligence forces storming the Palestinian National Theatre in Jerusalem and threatening the whole cast of the children’s performance and the audience if they didn’t leave in five minutes.
Because they won’t.
Because they won’t.
Minor changes to the terrorists' costumes as a "major goal"?
GTFO
GTFO
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Minor changes to the terrorists' costumes as a "major goal"?
GTFO
GTFO
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CATTLE DOG ALERT
And if you prefer your dogs smarter than you and functioning as a personal trainer that makes sure you go for a run by eating the house if you don’t, there are also Heelers someone dumped in an orchard.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
CATTLE DOG ALERT
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I've seen this image enough now that I feel like I should point out it's fake.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I've seen this image enough now that I feel like I should point out it's fake.
Boris Karloff or bust Karloff
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Boris Karloff or bust Karloff
"I heard he's getting a lot of buzz in social media."
uh why is bookshop recommending noam chomsky in its holiday gift email list
has nobody in their marketing dept read the news lately
has nobody in their marketing dept read the news lately
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"I heard he's getting a lot of buzz in social media."
How many are searching for both?
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
How many are searching for both?
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Refuse any solution where ICE still exists
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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"While it may seem to be a smart money move, it can result in a costly productivity and innovation lag for the economy."
Good thing I don't work for the economy, huh?
Good thing I don't work for the economy, huh?
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"While it may seem to be a smart money move, it can result in a costly productivity and innovation lag for the economy."
Good thing I don't work for the economy, huh?
Good thing I don't work for the economy, huh?
We're Here To Talk About Your Drinking, Charlie Brown
Where Is Your God Now, Charlie Brown?
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We're Here To Talk About Your Drinking, Charlie Brown
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There are more people organizing and pushing back against the regime today than there were in the first term. There are more people in more places (rural towns and big cities across the country). I think it's really strange how resistant some people are to these facts. I wonder what's going on.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There are more people organizing and pushing back against the regime today than there were in the first term. There are more people in more places (rural towns and big cities across the country). I think it's really strange how resistant some people are to these facts. I wonder what's going on.
Fuck him and fuck this.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wants air travelers to be nice this holiday season. A new DOT campaign asks passengers to help each other and thank flight attendants. n.pr/4oWRh0K
The U.S. Transportation Department is urging air passengers to be on good behavior
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wants air travelers to be nice this holiday season. A new DOT campaign asks passengers to help each other and thank flight attendants.
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Fuck him and fuck this.
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X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
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FYI gang, tomorrow Fantagraphics is offering 40% off most items with free domestic shipping for orders over $75.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
FYI gang, tomorrow Fantagraphics is offering 40% off most items with free domestic shipping for orders over $75.