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(n.)
- A fleshy wrinkled fold of skin that hangs down over a turkey's beak.
- An ornamental hair band or hair net.
Use:
“Thomas turkey has a wattle and snood
That always puts the hens in the mood,
So strut your stuff today little dude
Because tomorrow, you’re gonna be food.”
(n.)
- A fleshy wrinkled fold of skin that hangs down over a turkey's beak.
- An ornamental hair band or hair net.
Use:
“Thomas turkey has a wattle and snood
That always puts the hens in the mood,
So strut your stuff today little dude
Because tomorrow, you’re gonna be food.”
(n.)
- An alarm bell or signal.
Used in a sentence:
“The tocsin pealed through the valley, a brazen cry that shattered the quiet morning and set hearts pounding.”
(n.)
- An alarm bell or signal.
Used in a sentence:
“The tocsin pealed through the valley, a brazen cry that shattered the quiet morning and set hearts pounding.”
(n.)
- An excessive desire to lie down and stay in bed; morbid sleepiness.
(n.)
- An excessive desire to lie down and stay in bed; morbid sleepiness.
(adj.)
- Free from blemishes, unbruised.
Used in a sentence:
“Though every instinct clamored for immediate retribution, I nevertheless permitted the impudent cur to remain incontunded, despite my daughter’s distressing testimony regarding the evening’s events.”
(adj.)
- Free from blemishes, unbruised.
Used in a sentence:
“Though every instinct clamored for immediate retribution, I nevertheless permitted the impudent cur to remain incontunded, despite my daughter’s distressing testimony regarding the evening’s events.”
(v.)
- Looking up naughty words in the dictionary.
Used in a sentence:
"Low-key schmutzwortsuche, scrolling through the OED Online, is my favorite way to get through these dull lectures.”
(v.)
- Looking up naughty words in the dictionary.
Used in a sentence:
"Low-key schmutzwortsuche, scrolling through the OED Online, is my favorite way to get through these dull lectures.”
(excl.)
- An expression of regret for making a mistake, a pang of remorse for having done something in ignorance.
(excl.)
- An expression of regret for making a mistake, a pang of remorse for having done something in ignorance.
(adj.)
-Having an inactive or poorly functioning brain, thought to be from eating too much beef.
-Of or pertaining to one who is “a meat-head.”
Used in a sentence:
“I still can’t believe what a beef-witted throttlebottom they hired to lead that department!”
(adj.)
-Having an inactive or poorly functioning brain, thought to be from eating too much beef.
-Of or pertaining to one who is “a meat-head.”
Used in a sentence:
“I still can’t believe what a beef-witted throttlebottom they hired to lead that department!”
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
(v.)
- To leave abruptly; abscond or run off.
- To get out of Dodge; to Bug out; G.T.F.O.
Used in a sentence:
“The rapidly approaching sirens of the local constabulary were all the motivation Mortimer required to absquatulate post haste.”
(adj.)
- Extremely exhausted after physical exertion.
Used in a sentence:
“Remind me to never again challenge those surprisingly farouche malaperts to a feisty round of gelatin grappling; I’m absolutely forswunke.”
(adj.)
- Extremely exhausted after physical exertion.
Used in a sentence:
“Remind me to never again challenge those surprisingly farouche malaperts to a feisty round of gelatin grappling; I’m absolutely forswunke.”
(interj.)
- An enthusiastic expression used to convey deep or heartfelt thanks.
Used in a sentence:
“‘Gramercy!’ Lionel gasped once they yanked the Thanksgiving turkey off his head, his hair now basted to a glossy sheen that no shampoo would ever absturge.”
(interj.)
- An enthusiastic expression used to convey deep or heartfelt thanks.
Used in a sentence:
“‘Gramercy!’ Lionel gasped once they yanked the Thanksgiving turkey off his head, his hair now basted to a glossy sheen that no shampoo would ever absturge.”
(v.)
-To flatter or sweet-talk to get what you want.
-To wheedle, blandish or cajole; to ballyhoo.
Used in a sentence:
“Oh, sweetie, if you think you can honeyfuggle me with your your mellifluous compliments—think again!”
(v.)
-To flatter or sweet-talk to get what you want.
-To wheedle, blandish or cajole; to ballyhoo.
Used in a sentence:
“Oh, sweetie, if you think you can honeyfuggle me with your your mellifluous compliments—think again!”
(n.)
- An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was.
Used in a sentence:
“And evermore, deep in his small and ancient brest, there stirred a sorrow sharp as winter wind—a hiraeth for the numinous lands of Faerie that slipt into legend many ages agone.”
(n.)
- An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was.
Used in a sentence:
“And evermore, deep in his small and ancient brest, there stirred a sorrow sharp as winter wind—a hiraeth for the numinous lands of Faerie that slipt into legend many ages agone.”
(n.)
- A well-read person with wide knowledge of books.
Use:
“Gerald soon discovered that his years as a quiet bibliognost had been unwitting training for his new post as head librarian, where every patron appeared to require the services of a human card catalog.”
(n.)
- A well-read person with wide knowledge of books.
Use:
“Gerald soon discovered that his years as a quiet bibliognost had been unwitting training for his new post as head librarian, where every patron appeared to require the services of a human card catalog.”
(adj.)
- Overpowered by fatigue.
- Exhausted or reduced in strength, as by labor or exertion; fatigued; sleepy.
Origin uncertain
Used in a sentence:
“After sprunting all weekend, then frooncing to get to work on time, I’m well quanked.”
(adj.)
- Overpowered by fatigue.
- Exhausted or reduced in strength, as by labor or exertion; fatigued; sleepy.
Origin uncertain
Used in a sentence:
“After sprunting all weekend, then frooncing to get to work on time, I’m well quanked.”
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.
Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.
(n.)
- That all-too-familiar variety of pre-dawn anxiety, when one is lying awake and worrying about things.
Used in a sentence:
“It’s five in the morning and I’m lying here worrying about the effect uhtceare is having on my job performance!”
(n.)
- That all-too-familiar variety of pre-dawn anxiety, when one is lying awake and worrying about things.
Used in a sentence:
“It’s five in the morning and I’m lying here worrying about the effect uhtceare is having on my job performance!”
(n.)
-The state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Use:
“I struggle with dysania every day, but Monday mornings feel like a personal attack.”
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(n.)
-The state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Use:
“I struggle with dysania every day, but Monday mornings feel like a personal attack.”
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(adj.)
- Caused by or showing the negative effects of alcohol consumption.
(adj.)
- Caused by or showing the negative effects of alcohol consumption.
(v.)
- To leave without paying one’s bill.
(v.)
- To leave without paying one’s bill.
(n.)
- A mad scene of uproar and confusion; wild pandemonium.
- A sanctuary for bedlamites; a madhouse.
Used in a sentence:
"What followed was bedlam — not panicked chaos, but a deeper, primal frenzy, as though every mind had shattered in unison.”
(n.)
- A mad scene of uproar and confusion; wild pandemonium.
- A sanctuary for bedlamites; a madhouse.
Used in a sentence:
"What followed was bedlam — not panicked chaos, but a deeper, primal frenzy, as though every mind had shattered in unison.”
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(n.)
- A slight offense or minor sin.
From Spanish “pecadillo” diminutive of “pecado” (a sin) from Latin “peccatum” (a sin, fault, error)
Used in a sentence:
“He supposed, in the strictest accounting of moral ledgers, that the heist was no mere peccadillo.”
(n.)
- A slight offense or minor sin.
From Spanish “pecadillo” diminutive of “pecado” (a sin) from Latin “peccatum” (a sin, fault, error)
Used in a sentence:
“He supposed, in the strictest accounting of moral ledgers, that the heist was no mere peccadillo.”
(v.)
- To have a paralyzing or mesmerizing effect on; to stupefy or petrify.
Used in a sentence:
"The Egyptology professor gorgonized his students with amusing riddles and captivating anecdotes of the ancient kingdoms.”
(v.)
- To have a paralyzing or mesmerizing effect on; to stupefy or petrify.
Used in a sentence:
"The Egyptology professor gorgonized his students with amusing riddles and captivating anecdotes of the ancient kingdoms.”
(n.)
- The mother or female head of a family.
Used in a sentence:
“‘Well, hello there, young fella! Would the materfamilias happen to be at home?’ The salesman’s grin gleamed with hopeful optimism.”
(n.)
- The mother or female head of a family.
Used in a sentence:
“‘Well, hello there, young fella! Would the materfamilias happen to be at home?’ The salesman’s grin gleamed with hopeful optimism.”