jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
[he/him]
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios
My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX
[he/him]
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jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
· Oct 2
A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
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my guy you follow over 15k accounts you don’t need to follow mine too
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
my guy you follow over 15k accounts you don’t need to follow mine too
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Most people think “as the crow flies” means ‘straight’, but it actually means ‘like an asshole.’
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Most people think “as the crow flies” means ‘straight’, but it actually means ‘like an asshole.’
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the unexpected warm weather is no reason to bring the jorts out of hiding. stand down
January 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
the unexpected warm weather is no reason to bring the jorts out of hiding. stand down
Witnessed a mass murder…
📸: Portland, Oregon
📸: Portland, Oregon
January 13, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Witnessed a mass murder…
📸: Portland, Oregon
📸: Portland, Oregon
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just got scooped up by a large bird guess this is my life now
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 AM
just got scooped up by a large bird guess this is my life now
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Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles
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sawdust? you mean lumberjack confetti
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
sawdust? you mean lumberjack confetti
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scan my qr code to have me come and cry in your front yard
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
scan my qr code to have me come and cry in your front yard
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Be the sweet ass mix-tape you want to hear in this world
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Be the sweet ass mix-tape you want to hear in this world
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Do you think we can ask the orcas for some help?
January 11, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Do you think we can ask the orcas for some help?
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I carefully curated 12 healthy recipes and ate a bag of chips because personal growth is not linear.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I carefully curated 12 healthy recipes and ate a bag of chips because personal growth is not linear.
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It’s not that I’m afraid of feelings it’s just that I’m an ugly crier
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It’s not that I’m afraid of feelings it’s just that I’m an ugly crier
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On average, I spend about $150 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
On average, I spend about $150 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
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i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things i deserve good things and you deserve good things
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Thanks for putting Comedian after your name so I know.
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Thanks for putting Comedian after your name so I know.
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do what you have to do to protect yourself but don’t let them steal your softness
January 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
do what you have to do to protect yourself but don’t let them steal your softness
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Normalize having pet fur on clothes
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Normalize having pet fur on clothes
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We're gonna need a bigger timeline cleanse
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
We're gonna need a bigger timeline cleanse
Keep creating.
Keep making what you make.
It’s important. It’s needed.
prismreports.org/2025/12/08/a...
Keep making what you make.
It’s important. It’s needed.
prismreports.org/2025/12/08/a...
Artists, what did we do ‘when the shit was going down?’
Historically, art has played an important role in disrupting fascist regimes—and this remains true under the Trump administration
prismreports.org
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Keep creating.
Keep making what you make.
It’s important. It’s needed.
prismreports.org/2025/12/08/a...
Keep making what you make.
It’s important. It’s needed.
prismreports.org/2025/12/08/a...
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Radical fuckin idea but maybe we let ppl find enjoyment however they can because everything sucks
January 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Radical fuckin idea but maybe we let ppl find enjoyment however they can because everything sucks
Do what you can to allow yourself some time, grace, and compassion.
It’s important now as much as ever.
Take care of yourselves out there.
Notice each other.
♥️
It’s important now as much as ever.
Take care of yourselves out there.
Notice each other.
♥️
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Do what you can to allow yourself some time, grace, and compassion.
It’s important now as much as ever.
Take care of yourselves out there.
Notice each other.
♥️
It’s important now as much as ever.
Take care of yourselves out there.
Notice each other.
♥️
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Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters