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jason.
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
Taking Photos & Writing Words
Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios

My photos & words:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji
📍PDX born and based.
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A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Noise cancelling headphones for the garbage in my head
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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How come when hot girls don't text back quick it's because they aren't thirsty but when I take my time I am "a terrible friend" or "irresponsible"
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is one reason it’s been fuck Phil Knight and his child sweatshop labor money, and products, from me forever.
Phil Knight Writes Record Check to Republican Legislative PAC
Phil Knight has broken his own record for political spending.
www.wweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Rest easy.

Thanks for the years in my ears, Jimmy Cliff.
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Jimmy Cliff - Hard Road To Travel
YouTube video by Rocksteady Freddie
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I renew my request that you all stop showing me the worst people in the world morning, noon, and night.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Snowy 44th Street, Theater District

Prints: https://jon.framer.art/s/image/184192?source=bluesky
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A movie that takes place where I’m from…
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Old friends are like bananas, they get sweeter with time and they are starting to look a little rough.
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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ok but what if we all got some rest?
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The Bears won again, and I am not sure what to make of this.
So fantastic, and confusing.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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huge mail day over here
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Do you pull apart your biscuit layers into little flying saucers or do you hate joy?
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Thinking about vaping in my office to cover up the smell of farts.
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Well, well, well looks like a stunned Warriors crowd.
Quiet ride home in the Waymo back to your gentrified neighborhood, dorks.

Blazers get a gritty win.
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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I smell like a dog, which is to say extremely well, I can detect even faint scents
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I am very much embracing new @wearedelasoul.com today, post birthday shenanigans and all.
Much needed.

De La forever.
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Run It Back!! by De La Soul & Nas on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:30
music.apple.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM