Lord Pinky
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
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Lord Pinky
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Do you have an underappreciated skeet? If it is at least 2 days old and has fewer than 30 likes, quote it as a reply here.
Then browse what others have left.
I'll reskeet from here.
Then browse what others have left.
I'll reskeet from here.
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Good morning, Blue Sky. You haven't done anything right in years, so don't stress out about making it happen today.
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Good morning, Blue Sky. You haven't done anything right in years, so don't stress out about making it happen today.
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Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
Happy Thanksgiving to all the non-Americans, on this day set aside to be thankful that all the Americans are offline.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all the non-Americans, on this day set aside to be thankful that all the Americans are offline.
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Chuck E. Cheese was the doctor
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Chuck E. Cheese was the doctor
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
Chuck E. Cheese’s was his monster
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Thank god we don't have thanksgiving here, because I'm not the thankful type and I really regret the way I started this post.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thank god we don't have thanksgiving here, because I'm not the thankful type and I really regret the way I started this post.
They've taken it to the next level.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
They've taken it to the next level.
🎵 Turn around...
every now and then i frantically shred a load of paper to feed my fetish for the imminent consequences of sloppy corruption
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
🎵 Turn around...
This is about me.
Yeah, that's fair- no one needs to know who mine is, either 🤐😂
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is about me.
The answer to any question in this genre is always "genetics and lifestyle choices".
Lord Pinky why are you fucking shredded?!
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The answer to any question in this genre is always "genetics and lifestyle choices".
You Have Died Of Dysentery, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You Have Died Of Dysentery, Charlie Brown
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Eat what you want at Thanksgiving if you even do Thanksgiving and if you don't I completely understand why. You are valid. Turkey is valid. No turkey is valid. Some turkeys are invalid. Green beans in casserole form? Hell yeah for some. Major ick for others. Stick a cranberry in your pee-hole. Yay!
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Eat what you want at Thanksgiving if you even do Thanksgiving and if you don't I completely understand why. You are valid. Turkey is valid. No turkey is valid. Some turkeys are invalid. Green beans in casserole form? Hell yeah for some. Major ick for others. Stick a cranberry in your pee-hole. Yay!
I'm getting really irritated by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit differently.
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit differently.
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm getting really irritated by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit differently.
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My coworker just told me her daughter put saran wrap on the turkey because she didn’t have any foil. IN THE OVEN
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My coworker just told me her daughter put saran wrap on the turkey because she didn’t have any foil. IN THE OVEN
Reflecting after a swim
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reflecting after a swim
Time also causes a lot of wounds.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Time also causes a lot of wounds.
THANK YOU to all the people who have replied to my request for messages of sympathy for my wife on the loss of our cat.
When the grief hits, she comes and gets my phone so she can read new replies in the thread. She's reading the latest batch now.
When the grief hits, she comes and gets my phone so she can read new replies in the thread. She's reading the latest batch now.
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
THANK YOU to all the people who have replied to my request for messages of sympathy for my wife on the loss of our cat.
When the grief hits, she comes and gets my phone so she can read new replies in the thread. She's reading the latest batch now.
When the grief hits, she comes and gets my phone so she can read new replies in the thread. She's reading the latest batch now.
Our cat of 15 years died the other day. It's hit my wife especially hard. She is grieving intensely.
Could you please reply with a message of sympathy? I think it would help her.
Could you please reply with a message of sympathy? I think it would help her.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Our cat of 15 years died the other day. It's hit my wife especially hard. She is grieving intensely.
Could you please reply with a message of sympathy? I think it would help her.
Could you please reply with a message of sympathy? I think it would help her.
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People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
People used to run away and join the circus, but now, thanks to modern advancements, the circus is all around us all the damn time
Maybe she's born with it,
maybe it's afterbirth.
maybe it's afterbirth.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Maybe she's born with it,
maybe it's afterbirth.
maybe it's afterbirth.
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"Mmm," she purred, her voice getting husky as she moved closer, "you smell like peanut butter."
August 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Mmm," she purred, her voice getting husky as she moved closer, "you smell like peanut butter."
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went to the flash mob but didn't see a single boob 🥲
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
went to the flash mob but didn't see a single boob 🥲
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"What was it like to go down on Scarecrow?" Dorothy's friend asked her.
"Have you ever had a Triscuit?"
"Have you ever had a Triscuit?"
September 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"What was it like to go down on Scarecrow?" Dorothy's friend asked her.
"Have you ever had a Triscuit?"
"Have you ever had a Triscuit?"
I have a teñir plan to keep my hair from going gray.
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I have a teñir plan to keep my hair from going gray.
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DOCTOR: *walks into waiting room* I'm sorry, he didn't make it
MY WIFE: What happened?
DOCTOR: The surgery was a success so we poured Gatorade over him and that killed him
MY WIFE: *sobbing* that's the same way his dad went
MY WIFE: What happened?
DOCTOR: The surgery was a success so we poured Gatorade over him and that killed him
MY WIFE: *sobbing* that's the same way his dad went
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
DOCTOR: *walks into waiting room* I'm sorry, he didn't make it
MY WIFE: What happened?
DOCTOR: The surgery was a success so we poured Gatorade over him and that killed him
MY WIFE: *sobbing* that's the same way his dad went
MY WIFE: What happened?
DOCTOR: The surgery was a success so we poured Gatorade over him and that killed him
MY WIFE: *sobbing* that's the same way his dad went
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I’ve taken to getting off at least once a day and I’m sorry to report it actually does help.
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’ve taken to getting off at least once a day and I’m sorry to report it actually does help.