Lord Pinky
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Pinned
The Venn diagram of people who get laid and people who talk about Venn diagrams of people getting laid comprises two completely separate circles.
February 17, 2026 at 12:10 PM
The Venn diagram of people who get laid and people who talk about Venn diagrams of people getting laid comprises two completely separate circles.
New emoji just dropped.
February 17, 2026 at 11:58 AM
New emoji just dropped.
I knew I should have taken that left turn at owl bukkake.
February 17, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I knew I should have taken that left turn at owl bukkake.
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For my birthday I want everyone to drop your favorite skeets below like an old fashioned call, or don't I'm not your bossman.
February 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
For my birthday I want everyone to drop your favorite skeets below like an old fashioned call, or don't I'm not your bossman.
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[cumming] WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
[cumming] WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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My family doesn’t follow me on Bluesky.
They prefer to shadowban me across the dinner table.
They prefer to shadowban me across the dinner table.
January 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
My family doesn’t follow me on Bluesky.
They prefer to shadowban me across the dinner table.
They prefer to shadowban me across the dinner table.
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Trump getting Machado’s Nobel medal makes me feel better for proudly displaying my “Employee of the Month” sign from a dentist’s office I found in some parking lot.
January 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Trump getting Machado’s Nobel medal makes me feel better for proudly displaying my “Employee of the Month” sign from a dentist’s office I found in some parking lot.
Something for after Valentine's Day
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Something for after Valentine's Day
My wife: Do that thing I like.
Me: ...um, what thing?
Her: Just kidding, I don't like anything you do.
Me: ...um, what thing?
Her: Just kidding, I don't like anything you do.
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
My wife: Do that thing I like.
Me: ...um, what thing?
Her: Just kidding, I don't like anything you do.
Me: ...um, what thing?
Her: Just kidding, I don't like anything you do.
Don't be too jelly that you don't have pants like this for Valentine's day.
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Don't be too jelly that you don't have pants like this for Valentine's day.
The Odd Couple: The Unger Games
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
The Odd Couple: The Unger Games
Law & Dirty Deeds
[DUN DUN]
Dirt cheap
[DUN DUN]
Dirt cheap
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Law & Dirty Deeds
[DUN DUN]
Dirt cheap
[DUN DUN]
Dirt cheap
It's like a yin-yang Ouroboros.
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
It's like a yin-yang Ouroboros.
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thats funny as hell. and by
that i mean its not funny at
all because hell is eternal
suffering which is what
your jokes have given me
that i mean its not funny at
all because hell is eternal
suffering which is what
your jokes have given me
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 AM
thats funny as hell. and by
that i mean its not funny at
all because hell is eternal
suffering which is what
your jokes have given me
that i mean its not funny at
all because hell is eternal
suffering which is what
your jokes have given me
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“when people show you who they are, be like, ‘damn, why are you like that?’”
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 AM
“when people show you who they are, be like, ‘damn, why are you like that?’”
If there's something weird
And it don't look good,
Who ya gonna call?
Looksmaxxers!
And it don't look good,
Who ya gonna call?
Looksmaxxers!
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
If there's something weird
And it don't look good,
Who ya gonna call?
Looksmaxxers!
And it don't look good,
Who ya gonna call?
Looksmaxxers!
Liquefied natural gas? You mean a wet fart?
February 10, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Liquefied natural gas? You mean a wet fart?
I understand the name of Elon's city on the Moon is to be Pedophiladelphia.
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I understand the name of Elon's city on the Moon is to be Pedophiladelphia.
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Marriage: To have and to hold.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Marriage: To have and to hold.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
Divorce: To hold onto half.
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Thread bear.
Like a regular bear, but made of thread. "Oh, good" you say "it's just a thread bear." prior to being mauled because that bear is SO TIRED of the condescension.
Like a regular bear, but made of thread. "Oh, good" you say "it's just a thread bear." prior to being mauled because that bear is SO TIRED of the condescension.
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Thread bear.
Like a regular bear, but made of thread. "Oh, good" you say "it's just a thread bear." prior to being mauled because that bear is SO TIRED of the condescension.
Like a regular bear, but made of thread. "Oh, good" you say "it's just a thread bear." prior to being mauled because that bear is SO TIRED of the condescension.
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Me: But Jesus, why do I only see one set of footprints in the sand?
Jesus: Do you know how difficult it is to get sand out of feet holes? The fuck you don’t.
Jesus: Do you know how difficult it is to get sand out of feet holes? The fuck you don’t.
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Me: But Jesus, why do I only see one set of footprints in the sand?
Jesus: Do you know how difficult it is to get sand out of feet holes? The fuck you don’t.
Jesus: Do you know how difficult it is to get sand out of feet holes? The fuck you don’t.
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With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
September 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
I guess we're all looking at ourselves on the bluesky map now. In my circle are two others, the two I presumably most resemble (by followers).
One of them has me on a block list.
👨🍳🤌
One of them has me on a block list.
👨🍳🤌
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I guess we're all looking at ourselves on the bluesky map now. In my circle are two others, the two I presumably most resemble (by followers).
One of them has me on a block list.
👨🍳🤌
One of them has me on a block list.
👨🍳🤌
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[waking-up and seeing Elvis, Bowie, and Prince standing over me]
“Was the operation successful?”
“Was the operation successful?”
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 AM
[waking-up and seeing Elvis, Bowie, and Prince standing over me]
“Was the operation successful?”
“Was the operation successful?”