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Bodega Monsters, Inc.

@bodegainc.bsky.social

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Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance. Just moi: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n6lx6myy5bjabvyshx4yc6gt/feed/aaaes4hrdd4m2

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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · Oct 24

“I like big butts and I’m under oath” didn’t make the final cut for some reason.

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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 7h

Flattery will get you everywhere. Especially under a steamroller.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 7h

The Four Hoarsemen would be four lots of RFK Jr.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 18h

No-one likes to hear it, but the verb is donate and the noun is actually donathan.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 18h

You’re after WhoorGash.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 19h

Come again?

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 19h

Is it a new bug?

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 19h

Am I your mum’s dentist, because I’m constantly giving her a filling.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 20h

Australian Colonel Jessep: SHEILA, YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE STREWTH!

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 20h

I thought it was just the Kiwi accent that did that.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 21h

This intervention could’ve been a Minecraft server.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 21h

Cloaca Koala: Life Tastes Good.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 22h

You should’ve said “these are the only times you’ll be inside somewhere with a woman’s name who wasn’t your mother”.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, but converted from the fraction.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

I’m imagining a horny dyslexic person ordering tickets for Torn: Arse online and being madly disappointed once it’s over.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

I will admit that Red Lenses is a big ol’ skip, though. Just can’t get into that one at all.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

Currently drinking out of my stein that I made from the parts of other broken steins. If only there was a good word to call it.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

Drop the tier list.

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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

And here I am, dunking my ass into the toilet like a peasant.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

I only discovered Rush this year. They’re so good. I honestly listen to Grace Under Pressure nearly every day now.

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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

Currently shorting his mindshares.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

If you don’t want to embarrassingly say that your cooking ability is just average, instead state you make a mean (whatever) and you won’t be lying.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, this looks like it’ll be so much comfier than me snuggled up with my PS2 at night.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve had enough of eating baked goods my entire life. Time to bring out the baked bads.

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

When is she announcing The Life of a Showgirl (Actually Good Version)?

Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe Batman and Robin weren’t quite a good duo after all.

Guardian Environment @environment.theguardian.com · 1d

Grisly recording reveals bat catching, killing and eating robin mid-flight

Before the Spanish study, some scientists had been sceptical about the mammals attacking migratory birds