Bodega, Inc.
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Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance.
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Bodega, Inc.
@bodegainc.bsky.social
· Oct 24
“I like big butts and I’m under oath” didn’t make the final cut for some reason.
A Christmas tree isn’t just for Christmas. It’s for life.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A Christmas tree isn’t just for Christmas. It’s for life.
Win: Finally getting invited to the cool kids’ table.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Win: Finally getting invited to the cool kids’ table.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
Lose: Immediately getting kicked out for saying we’re polycool.
Why is it called Marvel Rivals and not a Grooter Shooter?
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Why is it called Marvel Rivals and not a Grooter Shooter?
Let’s make this mitochondria powerhouse…a powerhome of the cell. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Let’s make this mitochondria powerhouse…a powerhome of the cell. 🥰
Why is it called dissociation and not hard of hereing?
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why is it called dissociation and not hard of hereing?
Keep honking, it only makes me hornier.
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Keep honking, it only makes me hornier.
My tombstone: Gone, But Also Forgotten.
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
My tombstone: Gone, But Also Forgotten.
She crushes my nuts until I peanut butter.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
She crushes my nuts until I peanut butter.
Oh no, my good girl’s gone bad.
*puts expired girl into rubbish bin*
*puts expired girl into rubbish bin*
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oh no, my good girl’s gone bad.
*puts expired girl into rubbish bin*
*puts expired girl into rubbish bin*
Prayer anal beads.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Prayer anal beads.
My response to my haters: can I join too
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My response to my haters: can I join too
When I say I’m fine, it’s mainly me preparing you with the knowledge that I become exponentially more expensive once ignored and court summons will likely be involved before long.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When I say I’m fine, it’s mainly me preparing you with the knowledge that I become exponentially more expensive once ignored and court summons will likely be involved before long.
Don’t talk to my hand or to my face, as neither of those things are historically good listening apparatus.
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Don’t talk to my hand or to my face, as neither of those things are historically good listening apparatus.
Proverb: When one door closes, another opens.
Me: Okay that’s cool and all but what if it’s the toilet or closet door that opens. Kinda messed up.
Me: Okay that’s cool and all but what if it’s the toilet or closet door that opens. Kinda messed up.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Proverb: When one door closes, another opens.
Me: Okay that’s cool and all but what if it’s the toilet or closet door that opens. Kinda messed up.
Me: Okay that’s cool and all but what if it’s the toilet or closet door that opens. Kinda messed up.
Mutinies never work because of how small they are.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Mutinies never work because of how small they are.
Me, during poker, reminding everyone how talented I am at origami: I fold.
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Me, during poker, reminding everyone how talented I am at origami: I fold.
Mount Doom is the name of my Fantastic Four parody porno.
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Mount Doom is the name of my Fantastic Four parody porno.
I actually have zero respec for people who want to reset their skilltrees and stats.
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I actually have zero respec for people who want to reset their skilltrees and stats.
In a moment of weakness, the protagonist hit my giant glowing ass three times and killed me.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
In a moment of weakness, the protagonist hit my giant glowing ass three times and killed me.
Investing in coffin lids? Over my cold dead body.
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Investing in coffin lids? Over my cold dead body.
Revenge is a dish best served with a side of justice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Revenge is a dish best served with a side of justice.
It’s not a blowjob, it’s a blowcareer.
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It’s not a blowjob, it’s a blowcareer.
You gotta be cruel to be kind.
That’s why we’re now introducing our new Crueler Eggs range. Inside each yummy chocolate is a plastic capsule that includes a personalised note telling you why you suck. Collect ‘em all!
That’s why we’re now introducing our new Crueler Eggs range. Inside each yummy chocolate is a plastic capsule that includes a personalised note telling you why you suck. Collect ‘em all!
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
You gotta be cruel to be kind.
That’s why we’re now introducing our new Crueler Eggs range. Inside each yummy chocolate is a plastic capsule that includes a personalised note telling you why you suck. Collect ‘em all!
That’s why we’re now introducing our new Crueler Eggs range. Inside each yummy chocolate is a plastic capsule that includes a personalised note telling you why you suck. Collect ‘em all!
Due to the cost of heating this year, I’ll only be sending cold wishes.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Due to the cost of heating this year, I’ll only be sending cold wishes.
Dutch ovening myself just to feel something.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Dutch ovening myself just to feel something.