Bodega, Inc.
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Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance.
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Bodega, Inc.
@bodegainc.bsky.social
· Oct 24
“I like big butts and I’m under oath” didn’t make the final cut for some reason.
Tired: Losing the will to live.
Wired: Gaining the won’t to die.
Wired: Gaining the won’t to die.
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Tired: Losing the will to live.
Wired: Gaining the won’t to die.
Wired: Gaining the won’t to die.
Stop practicing what you preach. You should be professionalling that shit by now.
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Stop practicing what you preach. You should be professionalling that shit by now.
Wife: This broth tastes hilarious.
Me: I made it exclusively with funny bones.
Me: I made it exclusively with funny bones.
January 21, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Wife: This broth tastes hilarious.
Me: I made it exclusively with funny bones.
Me: I made it exclusively with funny bones.
I’m tired of double standards. It’s time to introduce a third.
January 21, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I’m tired of double standards. It’s time to introduce a third.
Lars, James and Kirk to Jason in 1988 for some reason:
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Lars, James and Kirk to Jason in 1988 for some reason:
Biblical fact: Adam had a rib removed so he could get his dick sucked.
January 21, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Biblical fact: Adam had a rib removed so he could get his dick sucked.
Instead of saying foot fetish just say you have a feetish.
January 20, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Instead of saying foot fetish just say you have a feetish.
Dog: Pavlov? That name rings a bell.
January 20, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Dog: Pavlov? That name rings a bell.
Jesus actually died because he went water walking less than 30 minutes after eating food, got a cramp and drowned.
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Jesus actually died because he went water walking less than 30 minutes after eating food, got a cramp and drowned.
The muk and grimer fanbase is seriously so toxic. Stay away.
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 AM
The muk and grimer fanbase is seriously so toxic. Stay away.
Some people say they have sex on the brain. This is wrong. It’s microplastics.
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Some people say they have sex on the brain. This is wrong. It’s microplastics.
This new Speed film sounds wild.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
This new Speed film sounds wild.
Mike O’Logy: a fun guy.
January 20, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Mike O’Logy: a fun guy.
Lifehack: Stop snoring instantly by simply dying in your sleep.
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Lifehack: Stop snoring instantly by simply dying in your sleep.
Due to budgeting, I’ve now switched to chicken stock cubes for the soul.
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Due to budgeting, I’ve now switched to chicken stock cubes for the soul.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon parties.
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
When life gives you lemons, make lemon parties.
America be like:
DEI? ❌
DIE? ✅
DEI? ❌
DIE? ✅
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
America be like:
DEI? ❌
DIE? ✅
DEI? ❌
DIE? ✅
Extending my pinky so I can have a posh wank.
January 20, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Extending my pinky so I can have a posh wank.
Since I was not given recognition for my art, I will instead earn recognition for my art of war.
January 20, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Since I was not given recognition for my art, I will instead earn recognition for my art of war.
If I was asked to promote a new fruit snack, it’d be so easy.
I’d just say we’re raisin the bar.
I’d just say we’re raisin the bar.
January 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
If I was asked to promote a new fruit snack, it’d be so easy.
I’d just say we’re raisin the bar.
I’d just say we’re raisin the bar.
I’m a perfectionish.
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I’m a perfectionish.
Fun fact: Tums is short for scrotums. 🤤
January 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Fun fact: Tums is short for scrotums. 🤤
*goes into Wonderland*
Wow, it’s so toxic here. Hatters stay mad.
Wow, it’s so toxic here. Hatters stay mad.
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
*goes into Wonderland*
Wow, it’s so toxic here. Hatters stay mad.
Wow, it’s so toxic here. Hatters stay mad.
The Dance Dance Revolution Will Be Televised.
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The Dance Dance Revolution Will Be Televised.
For Whom The Babybels.
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
For Whom The Babybels.