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Bodega Monsters, Inc.
@bodegainc.bsky.social
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Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance. Just moi: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n6lx6myy5bjabvyshx4yc6gt/feed/aaaes4hrdd4m2
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · Oct 24
“I like big butts and I’m under oath” didn’t make the final cut for some reason.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1h
Government shutdown? They should government shutup.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1h
A swingal, if you will.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 2h
My German pornstar name would be Cümlauts.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 2h
Bird: Aw shit. The airlord just increased the rent on my birdhouse.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 2h
Speak now or forever hold your breasts.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 3h
Does it still count as kicking ass if it’s just your own, repeatedly?
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 3h
Sadly, they’ve been replaced with modern 5G towers with their fancy invisible death rays.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 10h
Sour flavour infused with pig: Sowerade.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 12h
Pew Pew.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 12h
Those are now BOXOS.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 13h
Also a great midgame protein boost.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 13h
Bangkok is dangerous because that happens to your hand.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 14h
For the gaming developers that love asset flips, here’s one for you:

*flips you the finger*
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 18h
Man, it feels like only yesterday that he was 39.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 19h
Snoop Dogg: I’d like olive oil for my spaghetti.

Waiter: Sizzle or drizzle?

Snoop Dogg: What did you say
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 19h
Don’t threaten me with a good time. In fact, don’t threaten me at all. I hate being threatened.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 19h
When I was saying you were the light of my life, I was specifically referring to a stop light.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 19h
Nature is beautiful.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 19h
In America, Willy Wonka is instead named Cock Crookeda.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 20h
I’ve always said that you light up the room.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 20h
G-String Theory.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d
Welsh people: Gotta Cwtch ‘em All.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d
Talking at the urinals? Call that voice over IP.
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d
It’s because his wife is so sweet. 🥰
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Bodega Monsters, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 1d
Governments seem to think that trans people existing is a cease and de-CIS order for some reason.