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SkeleTronto P. Geddins

@beavercartographer.bsky.social

430 followers 410 following 2.1K posts

Starve the Zombies Post your brains Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 15h

Posting into two separate voids hoping they’ll find each other

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 16h

There is no better feeling in the world than canceled plans.

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 15h

Ignoring reality 300 characters at a time

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 20h

I’m the cool dad who lets my kids use social media. I don’t know why the other parents look so horrified when I tell them that we let our kids have a gram of x

SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 20h

Everyone left to mastadon, but none of them found me

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 20h

my skeets are flopping but at least that means yall are sleeping well. i think 👀

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 3d

don’t talk to me until i’ve drunk from the blood of my enemies

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

[at a seance to contact the spirit of the evil woman who cursed me before she died and keeps trying to drag my soul into hell] idk.. still kinda seems like a scam

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 23h

(although I am @[email protected] if you care to find me)

SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 23h

When I went to college I tried to get my room exactly like it was at home, so moving to mastadon is not an option for me

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry bro, I can't reskeet that, I have a brand.

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 1d

most of the time i’m just wishing I was asleep

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 1d

Wait till he makes the link between cocaine abuse and being a fully grown danger

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 1d

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is sparking debate with claims linking circumcision and Tylenol to autism, but scientists say the evidence is lacking.

Here’s what the science actually says:

RFK Jr. linked circumcision and Tylenol to autism. Here’s what scientists say.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sparks debate with claims linking circumcision and Tylenol to autism, but scientists say the evidence is lacking.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

Went to the dr. They took 6 tubes of blood. I have none left. I did get a sticker and candy though

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 1d

Cocaine so white it puts on orange make up in attempt to improve its appearance

m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

Cocaine so white it has a podcast

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Cocaine so white it makes me look like I have a tan.

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 1d

Cocaine so white it has a podcast

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Cocaine so white it makes me look like I have a tan.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

Currently making cardboard cutouts of your pfp for when you disappear to Mastodon.

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 2d

Making sense is just optional, maybe I just be blabbing.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

I like and repost because I love you

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 6d

Shoutout to the person who first decided to pull some pork

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t believe in tomatoes

I know they’re real. But I mean, there’s no way the world could produce enough tomatoes to create all the products with tomatoes in them that the world eats

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 2d

I burn bridges because I can swim.

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder what happened to my rich friend from college, Will Fellate-Forcash

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 3d

not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

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SkeleTronto P. Geddins @beavercartographer.bsky.social · 3d

I feel seen (ironically)