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Tronto P. Geddins
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is this a safe space for me to say i have never seen the movie home alone
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Winter would be a great time to win the lottery
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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How. High are you?
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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That which does not kill you makes you wonder how in the name of christ you survived it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Winter is a difficult time for me. All I want is to do sex in my zip up slippers, but that would require a second person 🙁
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Is it too early for the Xmas decorations to come down?
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Play that perfunctory music white boy.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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My reposts are kicking so much ass right now.
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It’s important to remember during this festive season that reposting saves the baby jesus
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Just because he hasn’t harassed you doesn’t make you safe it makes you a probable target

They count on our silence
It’s enough of the boys being boys excuses

We are women
And we will not be silenced any longer
to appease men who prey upon us
Speak out in your power to protect other sisters
❤️love
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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KFC - Every time a customer kicks the bucket an angel gets their wings.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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don’t forget to doff your gay apparel at the end of the day
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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It’s just me and this wedge of cheese against the world.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Death by misadventure. That’s the death for me
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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getting a little more insane each day as i open the tiny advent calendar doors
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Many of you have been in touch suggesting I learn a foreign language and forget this one
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It’s the 1st of December, so which of Chad Michael Murray’s 24 Christmas films are you starting with tonight?
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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December right where you left it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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if anyone wants to get me a Christmas gift I’ll take a trip to Fiji or a hug
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Calm down people who start work immediately when they get into work. Just calm down.
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Oh, kids, you were hoping to microdose Christmas by opening your advent calendars?
Well I’m microdosing my power trip by making you eat breakfast and be dressed and ready for school before you do
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Dip me in gravy like one of your french fries.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hiking is the most stupid thing I could ever imagine (and I love it)
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM