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· Apr 18
Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”.
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
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once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
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When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
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I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
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The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
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A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
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Weeks ago, the (new) fan was making a tapping sound so I pulled it apart and tightened the blade. Tapping stopped. Now it has returned. I was about to pull it apart to inspect it again when I looked down and noticed the fan leg touching the wall. Moved it away from the wall. Tapping stopped. 👀🤦♀️😂
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Weeks ago, the (new) fan was making a tapping sound so I pulled it apart and tightened the blade. Tapping stopped. Now it has returned. I was about to pull it apart to inspect it again when I looked down and noticed the fan leg touching the wall. Moved it away from the wall. Tapping stopped. 👀🤦♀️😂
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Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
This meeting could’ve been a showdown with Chuck Norris, at the coliseum.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This meeting could’ve been a showdown with Chuck Norris, at the coliseum.
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I do enjoy a middle of the night convenience store run.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I do enjoy a middle of the night convenience store run.
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Guillermo del Toro's Herbie Goes Bananas
Guillermo del Toro’s The Care Bears Movie
Guillermo del Toro's There's Something About Mary
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Herbie Goes Bananas
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Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
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Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
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Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
December 15, 2024 at 10:37 AM
People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
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Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
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‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
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"You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land, there is no other life than this." Henry David Thoreau.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land, there is no other life than this." Henry David Thoreau.
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It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
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when we're up while the bluesky folk on a different timezone are asleep
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
when we're up while the bluesky folk on a different timezone are asleep
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Good news insomniacs…
ONLY THREE SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!
ONLY THREE SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Good news insomniacs…
ONLY THREE SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!
ONLY THREE SLEEPS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!
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If you're in a lot of strange coincidences you're exactly where the path led you so you should look for meaning. If you have to keep on adjusting the connections, it's just not sitting right, you're freeballing it
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you're in a lot of strange coincidences you're exactly where the path led you so you should look for meaning. If you have to keep on adjusting the connections, it's just not sitting right, you're freeballing it
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Saw a clip of a "cat show" and now i keep lifting my cats in the air like the judge did, evaluating them, and saying, "mmm... that's a good cat." They love it and don't seem confused at all
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Saw a clip of a "cat show" and now i keep lifting my cats in the air like the judge did, evaluating them, and saying, "mmm... that's a good cat." They love it and don't seem confused at all
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This could be us, but you're not a 3 day old banana
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This could be us, but you're not a 3 day old banana