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I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”.
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MAGA Thanksgiving. High Resolution Download. £1. Whole amount going to Crisis at Christmas charity.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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My goal in life is to be as happy as Floyd devouring caramel fudge ice cream 😁🥰
December 11, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Any man who claims that females are the weaker sex, has obviously never tried to get a quarter of a duvet, off one.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Weeks ago, the (new) fan was making a tapping sound so I pulled it apart and tightened the blade. Tapping stopped. Now it has returned. I was about to pull it apart to inspect it again when I looked down and noticed the fan leg touching the wall. Moved it away from the wall. Tapping stopped. 👀🤦‍♀️😂
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
This meeting could’ve been a showdown with Chuck Norris, at the coliseum.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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I do enjoy a middle of the night convenience store run.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Guillermo del Toro's Herbie Goes Bananas
Guillermo del Toro’s The Care Bears Movie
Guillermo del Toro's There's Something About Mary
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.

Wednesday:
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.
December 15, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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‘Cause what you say is what you say
Say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it
Just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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"You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land, there is no other life than this." Henry David Thoreau.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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It's always the ones you forget whom you will remember the most. I said whom this one time, it left a little scar on how close I am to losing all my thoroughfare cred
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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when we're up while the bluesky folk on a different timezone are asleep
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Mood
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM