Merrily Jay
@secretjay.bsky.social
Husband | Father | Dad joke enthusiast
ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE ONLY
Ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5qzxizrvfs5ovl3bwwkowvk3/feed/aaafiirt4uukg
Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE ONLY
Ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5qzxizrvfs5ovl3bwwkowvk3/feed/aaafiirt4uukg
Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
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I’m not doomscrolling.. I’m avoiding the kids, putting off the treadmill, and forgetting about work.. there’s a difference babe.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’m not doomscrolling.. I’m avoiding the kids, putting off the treadmill, and forgetting about work.. there’s a difference babe.
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I’m no longer religious, but any time I spill something I will stop to see if there’s a face in it
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m no longer religious, but any time I spill something I will stop to see if there’s a face in it
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart
This year I’m taking yours. Hold still
This year I’m taking yours. Hold still
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
This year I’m taking yours. Hold still
This year I’m taking yours. Hold still
Hot Take: Eggnog is the cranberry sauce of Christmas.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hot Take: Eggnog is the cranberry sauce of Christmas.
Let’s pretend the house is haunted. But it’s just me making ghost noises through a megaphone pointed at the neighbors house At 2am.
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Let’s pretend the house is haunted. But it’s just me making ghost noises through a megaphone pointed at the neighbors house At 2am.
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Costco deserves the Medal of Freedom for keeping their hot dog and drink combo at $1.50 during these trying times.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Costco deserves the Medal of Freedom for keeping their hot dog and drink combo at $1.50 during these trying times.
Putting up wind chimes instead of Christmas lights so I can be the most talked about house in the neighborhood.
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Putting up wind chimes instead of Christmas lights so I can be the most talked about house in the neighborhood.
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Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
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If God really were a woman surely she'd have made dicks vibrate?
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If God really were a woman surely she'd have made dicks vibrate?
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anything can be a christmas movie if you watch it at home alone
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
anything can be a christmas movie if you watch it at home alone
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no one bringing me my coffee in the morning is my villain origin story
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
no one bringing me my coffee in the morning is my villain origin story
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Presence not presents, I say, as I open-hand slap my loved ones right across the face for Christmas.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Presence not presents, I say, as I open-hand slap my loved ones right across the face for Christmas.
Applying to be a Fall Out Boy because I can no longer contain my multitudes.
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Applying to be a Fall Out Boy because I can no longer contain my multitudes.
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Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown.
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bluesky is basically a public record of your mental breakdown.
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Putting guacamole on like lipgloss to signal to potential mates that I can afford an avocado
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Putting guacamole on like lipgloss to signal to potential mates that I can afford an avocado
I don't want you to follow me back because Bluesky tells you to. I want you to follow me back because you love me from the bottom of your heart and we're pretty much besties.
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I don't want you to follow me back because Bluesky tells you to. I want you to follow me back because you love me from the bottom of your heart and we're pretty much besties.
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Take her shopping for his and her coffins on the first date to show how committed you are to making the relationship work.
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Take her shopping for his and her coffins on the first date to show how committed you are to making the relationship work.
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Apologies to all victims of the recent catfishing scam. We’ve cut internet access for your online boyfriend, ‘Nick.’ (Also he’s actually a barracuda).
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Apologies to all victims of the recent catfishing scam. We’ve cut internet access for your online boyfriend, ‘Nick.’ (Also he’s actually a barracuda).
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it's ok to post your sexually explicit yuletide fanfic about me now, it's december
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
it's ok to post your sexually explicit yuletide fanfic about me now, it's december
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
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new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
new bit in Dec is to ask anyone wearing a sweater, "oh nice are you going to an ugly sweater party later?"
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You don't truly appreciate magnetic fridge notepads until you're in your forties
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You don't truly appreciate magnetic fridge notepads until you're in your forties
Who up shoveling snow and wishing they lived in a warmer state?
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Who up shoveling snow and wishing they lived in a warmer state?
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(Me to my future grandkids)
Rookie numbers? I’ll have you know, back in the early days of Bluesky after the great migration from Twitter, you were considered viral if you got 5 likes…
Rookie numbers? I’ll have you know, back in the early days of Bluesky after the great migration from Twitter, you were considered viral if you got 5 likes…
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
(Me to my future grandkids)
Rookie numbers? I’ll have you know, back in the early days of Bluesky after the great migration from Twitter, you were considered viral if you got 5 likes…
Rookie numbers? I’ll have you know, back in the early days of Bluesky after the great migration from Twitter, you were considered viral if you got 5 likes…