Swizzle Stick Beatz

Republican Gonzalez was taken by the Orioles in the 6th round of the MLB draft. He made three appearances for Baltimore and had an ERA of 15.66 and gave up seven home runs.

Osili has always struck me as an ill-humoured feline who mostly exists to cry about a half-full food bowl, while mice run rampant across the kitchen floor.

Get the tapes, Tom

Thankfully, it seems the city will approve the variance, but the costs associated are precisely what keeps vacant buildings from being repurposed and discourages neighbors from investing in their communities. 4/4

Just Gen Z staring at me like I asked them to explain the general theory of relativity

I had shingles flare ups 3 times between 37 and 45. 6 months after the third time I got it, I was still only 46, but I told the Doctor I’m not leaving the office unless the vax is in my arm. I’ll get boosted as often as is necessary to never get that evil shit again.

I’m sure we’ll get to the bottom of it eventually

What’s the deal with all these motherfuckers always wanting to see dudes working out?

Method acting preparation by jumping into the bird enclosure at a zoo and getting disemboweled by a cassowary

Those little short ass arms

I was born in Bloomington. My parents met there. Nearly everyone in my family went to IU and now my son goes there. My grandfather was a chancellor at IU. If you had asked any of us which was more likely, IU winning the Big Ten in Football or the statue of Herman Wells getting up and walking, well…