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Matt
@mbunchanumbers.bsky.social
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Extremely dad online If you found my post from the Discover feed, please move along
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 8h
I’m excited for people to learn about what actually killed James Garfield
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 8h
Oh my god the cast of the miniseries about James Garfield’s assassination
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 8h
He ain’t gonna diiiiiiie

(Except he might be dead)
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 10h
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 12h
Googled my old handle for opsec purposes and found that I made the most viral tweet I ever posted in 2024 and didn’t even know it
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 13h
Mornings amiright
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 21h
Tulane is trying not to win this game so hard
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 21h
[eyes go black]

Gotta let em score right here
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 22h
I was at the Brooks Conrad game, and I can tell you: it gets better

(11 years later)
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 22h
1000%
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 22h
Really was OH HE HAS TROUBLE WITH THE SNAP AND THE BALL IS FREE but for baseball
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22h
How many series-ending errors have there been in MLB history
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 22h
a man in a red jacket and black tie is making a face with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a red jacket and black tie is making a face with his eyes closed .
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 22h
Well that’s certainly one way for a baseball game to end, luckily Phillies fans don’t have to think about that all winter
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 23h
My man said “I won’t need a working hand when I’m 50 if I’ve got a Heisman”
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 23h
DOCTOR SHIN
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 23h
Oklahoma QB John Mateer is now listed as PROBABLE on the SEC availability report.
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
Dude had an 8 WAR this year???
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
Is this pitcher for the Phillies like seven feet tall
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
The garb of my people
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
NO DMS
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
Metaphors are fun
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Heather Carpenter @hc1059.bsky.social · 1d
Belichick sold his Nantucket beachfront home that's eroding dangerously close to the ocean during the bye week.
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
[ninety seconds into @splitzoneduo.com]

Belichick went to Nantucket on the bye week???
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
The American mind could not fathom
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
Out of curiosity I was looking at ticket packages for the Canadian Grand Prix, and I’m dying at them having dedicated Lance Stroll seating. How can will they keep the Canadian throngs away???
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
Queen Elizabeth’s mother could have been in attendance for the funerals of both William McKinley and Aaliyah
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 1d
Fourth of a Season Total Landscaping
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Matt Baker @mattbakercfb.bsky.social · 1d
On the other site.
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