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Andy Tulin (oh no it’s my face again version)
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2009-24: CBS Sports research/producer | NYC Philly fan | Swiftie | Atheist Jew | Live 🎶 | cancer survivor | 🐈 guy | 🚽 mouth | unserious person | he/him
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Andy Tulin (oh no it’s my face again version) @andytulin.net · Jul 6
I don’t know who needs to hear this but unless you are literally a WNBA franchise owner, you should be on the WNBA players’ side in CBA negotiations just like you’d be on labor’s side if they were sanitation workers or air traffic controllers.
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i can only assume the reason for this is some israeli company would profit from it
ritchietorres.bsky.social Ritchie Torres @ritchietorres.bsky.social · 3h
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.

ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
andytulin.net
Been a minute but I’m begging you @schumer.senate.gov, retire, bitch
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h
MS NOW: Why haven't you gotten a dozen Dem senators & NYC cops, flown to Minneapolis & said to the guys wearing masks 'We've brought people who know how to operate'

SCHUMER: You're right. We need police officers to tell ICE, 'You don't know what the hell you're doing. You need real police training'
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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erikhane.bsky.social
The thing about this is that, also, we don’t know what we’re doing. Why are the other dads and I assessing possible threats on the street. We don’t know how to do that. We are just making shit up on the back of a napkin except the stakes are “the government invades a daycare”
normcharlatan.bsky.social Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 4h
Just another morning in the Twin Cities, keeping my eyes on the preschool parent signal chat to make sure none of my child’s classmates, their parents, or their teachers were kidnapped by the federal government in front of the school.
January 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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joshgondelman.bsky.social
I did a minor good deed this morning, which made me miss my subway train, so I took an expensive cab instead. I briefly (sarcastically) thought: "I will never help anyone ever again." And then I realized that's the full sincere thought process of like 50% of newspaper op-ed columnists.
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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danny.page
As of right now, 15 Men's World Cup qualified countries have had visa processing frozen. Full list in the picture.

www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
A list of countries that are currently frozen from processing visas. 15 are highlighted
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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wellgoshacs.bsky.social
this morning I stood out on the street corner watching for feds while a family with kids frantically threw their suitcases into a waiting car, trying to escape my neighborhood
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Apparently ICE goons in multi-car caravans are circling Spanish immersion preschools in the city taunting and photographing the parents and neighbors who are patrolling the school perimeter to keep kids safe.
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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donmoyn.bsky.social
We are so far beyond "show us your papers." They don't want to see the papers. We are now into the "give us the names" stage of the occupation.
O’Keefe was put into another vehicle with three agents. She says they started taunting and mocking her, and called her ugly. “The ICE agent who had pepper sprayed into the vents of my car said ‘you guys gotta stop obstructing us, that’s why that lesbian b—— is dead,’ verbatim, speaking of Renee Good. Which filled me with absolute rage and shock that you could say that to one of her neighbors,” she said. They were brought to the Whipple Building and released after eight hours. They weren’t charged for a crime. Sigüenza said he was brought to a room with agents from the Department of Homeland Security and asked to provide the names of people he knows that are undocumented or the names of protest organizers in exchange for money or legal protection.
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
andytulin.net
The internet was a huge mistake
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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itsthebrandi.bsky.social
Charlie Brown as ICE is low-key pissing me off. Snoopy didn't go to war for this.
wedge.live Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 16h
Lucy with the soup can.
art posted on sidewalk electrical box. Lucy with the football meme adapted to be Lucy with a soup can, sending ice agent Charlie Brown flying. "Welcome to Minneapolis. Enjoy your stay."
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
andytulin.net
Jack Daniels brings you the news is truly fucking incredible. Murrow and Cronkite rolling over in their graves lmao
January 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
If you won't bring severe consequences for these relentless crimes against humanity, if you won't even consider it, if you won't even try then what is the point of you? Not just as a politician; as a human being.
helenkennedy.bsky.social Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 23h
I want these fuckers prosecuted. I will not vote for a candidate who shies away from this.
newseye.bsky.social News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 23h
A teenage boy was walking home in Minneapolis yesterday when four masked men jumped out of a van & questioned him - with no parent or guardian present.

He was bundled into the van & taken away.

Bystanders heard the boy say: “Can I just go home?”

I don’t know how America comes back from all this.
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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littlekuriboh.bsky.social
okay but you might wanna actually watch star trek first
Picard from Star Trek: The Next Generation with a quotation beside him that says "The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity."
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
andytulin.net
This is the most believable thing ever and somehow also seems like it has to be a bit all at once
premthakker.bsky.social Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 20h
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.

Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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andytulin.net
An #UnrivaledWBB champion last year with Rose, Brittney Sykes has been everything Laces could’ve wanted when they poached her in the draft in the fall. Slim’s her team’s top scorer and among the top five in the league so far this season after putting up at least 19 points in the first 3 games.
Tulin’s Treasures newsletter screenshot Text: Sykes has been said to have taken the fact that she was left unprotected after making the championship-sealing free throw personally on Unrivaled broadcasts, and it has certainly looked that way on the court. Slim's scored at least 19 points in all three games, a total she reached only once last year with 21 in the title game. Sykes has gone 8-for-17, 9-for-17 and 9-for-16 from the field in her three games for Laces, which comes out to a 52% mark from the field including 9-of-19 from deep (47.4%). The long-range shot has been a bit less consistent, with a 5-for-7 outing in the team's lone loss sandwiched between 2-for-6 marks in the wins, but at least for three games, Sykes has fit in perfectly alongside incumbent stars Jackie Young (16.3 points, 3.7 assists per game) and Alyssa Thomas (10 points, 8 rebounds, 5 assists per game). Thomas, by the way, has the incredibly on-brand distinction of being the only one of the 45 players to appear in a game so far this season who hasn't attempted a 3-pointer. May she never change.
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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andytulin.net
Chelsea Gray and reigning champs Rose BC are the only #UnrivaledWBB team to make it to 3-0 this season, picking up right where they left off after last year’s torrid second half of the season and playoffs. The Point Gawd is averaging over 31 points per game, with 35+ in two of three.
Tulin’s Treasures newsletter screenshot Text: The reigning champs won a pair of fantastic games over the weekend, first ripping Vinyl's souls out in a title game rematch on Friday and then holding off the internet's (and my) favorite new team Breeze on Sunday. Rose finished the first game on a 15-6 run to steal a 69-67 win, capped off by back-to-back 3-pointers by Chelsea Gray on the team's final two possessions with Vinyl just two points from the win themselves. Gray is averaging a silly 31.7 points per game through the first three games this season, with Friday's 23-point outing the only time she hasn't topped 30 so far. Sunday's 37-point outing was the fifth 30-point game of Gray's Unrivaled career, one shy of tying Napheesa Collier for the most in league history (including the playoffs). The Point Gawd has also led Rose to average the fewest turnovers per game (5.7) and post the league's best assist-to-turnover ratio (2.06) despite being fifth in assist rate (44.9% of field goals).
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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elivalley.bsky.social
Biden's antisemitism envoy, whose twitter account has become a fever swamp of conspiracies and hatred (We did it Joe!!), is blaming the Christian nationalist's attack on the movement for Palestinian rights.
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alsomuchcattle.bsky.social Jimmy (not one of those) Rothschild(s) @alsomuchcattle.bsky.social · 1d
As a professional trainer on combatting antisemitism, it's hard to come up with a worse response to an antisemitic hate crime before we knew the motive, and all the more irresponsible to leave it up uncorrected now that we've confirmed that it was a Christian nationalist.
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
andytulin.net
Everyone is forgetting that the Rooneys are famously loyal to a fault

Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Touchdown Tommy Maddox
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
andytulin.net
From the paywalled territories, and as proof that I don’t exclusively engage in glazing of #UnrivaledWBB stars (take that, Rachel De-whatever!):

I’m worried it’s gonna be a rough winter for Hive. Everything just looks very hard for this team and doesn’t seem to be getting easier.
Tulin’s Treasures newsletter screenshot Text: Despite Lunar Owls being off to the league's worst start, Hive is the basketball club I'm most worried about, mostly because it doesn't have help on the way like Lunar Owls does with Skylar Diggins' looming return to the floor. Hive is made up largely of players who are still new to Unrivaled, including some very good ones, so there's hope that it'll get better with time. Things seem to be getting worse by the game, though, with Sunday's blowout against Vinyl the worst loss yet. Hive is last in effective field-goal percentage (44.0%) and has gone a ghastly 5-for-42 (11.9%) from deep while allowing the league's third-highest opponent effective field-goal percentage (53.1%). That's a rough combination.
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
andytulin.net
The same imbeciles who wanted to welcome MTG to their stupid fucking tent are about to absolutely eat this up
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22h
“.. Are we really gonna be the Gestapo, 'Where's your papers?' Is that what we've come to?"
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
My representative should be on tv showing clips of this shit to everyone every fucking night until this bullshit ends. We are being fucking abandoned by our state and federal representatives.
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 22h
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
andytulin.net
Babyface McVay now being tied for the second-longest tenured coach in the NFL is WIIIIIIIIILD
January 13, 2026 at 7:23 PM
andytulin.net
Bestie is taking the end of the Mike Tomlin era even better than she took the end of the Aaron Rodgers era
Texts from Bestie responding to me sending her the Dianna Russini post breaking the news of Mike Tomlin stepping down as Steelers head coach. She says: Ligggggggg If Arthur smith isn't a Walmart greeter by 5:00 pm eastern I'm never rooting for this team again A Harbaugh better not even look in this direction "Stepping down", bitch please lol With a gun to his head
January 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
andytulin.net
So many people desperate for help and don’t know how to ask. Check on your people, humans only watch these shows when they’re in severe distress!!!
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
andytulin.net
I had to see this and now so do you
404media.co 404 Media @404media.co · 22h
These Instagram Reels featuring AI-generated influencers having sex with celebrities frequently have hundreds of thousands and sometimes millions of views. They don't disclose that they are AI. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.

Story by @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social: www.404media.co/instagram-ai...
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM