Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
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this is just a momentary ripple in the stream work stuff: www.headwaterliterary.com www.printrunpodcast.com www.erikhane.com
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Today I am officially open again for new book pitches. You will find details on how to do that on our site. I am going to do a quick thread here on some things I'd love to see in my query inbox this year.

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erikhane.bsky.social
right now you could probably get away with doing something that would normally cause benches to clear
erikhane.bsky.social
"let it eat" is the best baseball phrase. it's so vibrant. in each of our lives we will encounter moments when it comes time to Let It Eat
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timprice.bsky.social
Let's go [Mariners!] I've always rooted for the [Seattle Mariners].
erikhane.bsky.social
ughhh another reminder that pros need to switch to college football overtime rules
erikhane.bsky.social
of course your hand got hit by the ball. you put your hand where the ball was going
erikhane.bsky.social
while you are in the process of bunting, you should lose all protections and rights. you are acting shamefully and all crime should become legal out there on the ballfield in order to deal with you
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jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
Every quarterly statement now is like ‘we are still doing ok but the low-income consumer remains under stress and also they have all died’
erikhane.bsky.social
you're in the wrong bit. if you want this thing to tilt your way you need to bring out either Dennis Miller or Merrick Garland
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cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com
I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me
erikhane.bsky.social
this is when the No New Rings community needs to be strong for one another. stay focused. the righteous path is narrow. no new rings
erikhane.bsky.social
dude I'm loving the HBO Original Show TASK. I'm only a few episodes in but I'm a real TASK head
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erikhane.bsky.social
Jalen Hurts Discourse Round Forty-One: ENGAGE
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helldude.bsky.social
it's kind of wild that a guy died a little while ago and the government swore we would reap the whirlwind and that his widow would lead a howling army of valkyries across the galaxy and then the most you heard about it since was the secretary of domestic war saying they arrested the wife of antifa
erikhane.bsky.social
ah nice Jaxson Dart is back in! Glad his problem only took one series to resolve. what are the odds
erikhane.bsky.social
Was that Brian Daboll screaming at the """independent neurologist""" on live TV. is that what we saw there
erikhane.bsky.social
that Jezebel piece feels like bait. not participating
erikhane.bsky.social
i only made the Catch signal four times instead of ten and now I need to look for work
erikhane.bsky.social
getting fired from my job as Random Guy on NFL Sideline for not signaling vigorously enough that the player on my team caught the ball/got the first down. Saying "damn that looks close actually" and getting immediately canned
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jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
erikhane.bsky.social
the new york giants have so many new and pioneering types of Guys on the team. What a grand experiment
erikhane.bsky.social
any time I post one of his stories my basic assertion is "read it and tell me I'm wrong." pretty confident in my product guarantee here