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Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
this is just a momentary ripple in the stream

work stuff:

www.headwaterliterary.com

www.printrunpodcast.com

www.erikhane.com
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I wrote a short essay for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome To Hell World about Minneapolis' opposition to ICE.
www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...
There is no such thing as other people’s children
It is intolerable
www.welcometohellworld.com
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Superbowl ads for the last 5 years have been capital displaying total cultural victory by publicly humiliating celebrities.

All of your childhood heroes work for Uber Eats now. There is no mass culture unless Liberty Mutual says there is.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 21h
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Clicking around that Gmail modeler of the Epstein emails and unfortunately I really like "I came to know dcath" followed shortly by "I am in Dan Diego"
February 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Okay the MN tactics discussion on here is officially not even recreationally annoying lol. Knock it off
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Another day of Minneapolis activist discourse on here. Meanwhile a bunch of parents who have never heard of Bluesky or any of the things discussed on it are making another diaper and grocery run
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I know that it feels like we've been in it our whole adult lives. But I fear the American Century of Humiliation has only just begun
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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One year of a book
Book review
Owned came out one year ago. Some reflections.
eoinhiggins.substack.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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persona, screenshot, playstation (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/4422/pe...
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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Is the administration’s bit that they encourage right-wing influencers to find “fraud” in blue states; influencers “investigate” and publish propaganda claiming said widespread fraud was responsibility of immigrants; and then gov’t sends in ICE to terrorize people because of it?
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Sadly, I have a personal ask: ICE kidnapped a staffer who works at my grandson’s daycare this weekend along with two other family members. Can you help the extended families with legal costs & famity support? It would mean a lot to me. I’m just sick about this. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Daycare Staff Member Detained by ICE, organized by S E
A staff member of our daycare has been detained by ICE (along with two other fami… S E needs your support for Support for Daycare Staff Member Detained by ICE
www.gofundme.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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ICE is running a “conveyor belt” of illegally detained Minnesota families.

Agents are arresting entire families with legal status and immediately shipping them off to Texas to deny them legal representation and avoid the federal courts in Minnesota.

The cruelty is endless.
‘ICE conveyor belt’ illegally detaining, moving Minnesota children to Texas faster than courts can respond
ICE is pulling Minnesota immigrant families with legal status out of their driveways, homes and school commutes and send
www.mprnews.org
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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When I'm talking about "scale" this is what I mean
they shot Renee Good and Alex Pretti and 1 out of every 10 Twin Cities residents volunteered to take their place
February 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Real . This happened
"The Last Baby Will Be Born in 2012 and, Worse, He'll Look Like This."

A 1913 news article suggested that a decline in birth rates and social changes, such as women entering the workforce and fewer people marrying, would lead to a "neuter type" of human and eventually, the end of the human race.
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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"Does that iceberg look more like a castle or a dinosaur?" is a question you can only debate about the part of the berg that's visible
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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What's tough to get across to folks outside MN is that both the occupation & everyday resistance are both happening at such a scale that it's kinda flipped a lot of what most would assume makes sense for precautions or 'opsec'. Everything from spicy stuff to mundane have different rules than before
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Today in Minnesota federal agents stationed themselves in dark SUVs along school bus routes during afternoon dropoff so they might have the opportunity to abduct and deport children and their parents
Just so everyone is clear, Minnesota is still very much under siege by the federal government and their gestapo. My son's school had to lockdown today after threatening messages were sent to the school office. It's all absolutely fucked and there appears to be no end in sight.
February 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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This is a really strong line to go with. I hope they use it a lot.
Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Minnesotans aren't even talking about Stancil. Like someone mentioned it days ago and then we went about actual business. Honestly, all y'all on both sides of Stancil could stand to log off instead of talking about him. But give us money first
February 2, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Body cams are such a stupid idea that I feel like not even controlled opposition would have rolled that out
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Predicting that this week we’ll hear more conciliatory words from the Administration regarding Minnesota (since they’re starting to realize that ICE has become politically toxic) but everyone outside of Minnesota needs to know that nothing on the ground has changed.
February 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Chotiner should have to call people who aren’t hooting apes. This last one wasn’t really fair
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Every single day is some new pleasant thing he just... did. I don't want to hear about how hard it is for dems to do stuff people like ever again
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM