Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
this is just a momentary ripple in the stream
work stuff:
www.headwaterliterary.com
www.printrunpodcast.com
www.erikhane.com
work stuff:
www.headwaterliterary.com
www.printrunpodcast.com
www.erikhane.com
Pinned
There is no such thing as other people’s children
It is intolerable
www.welcometohellworld.com
I wrote a short essay for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome To Hell World about Minneapolis' opposition to ICE.
www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...
www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Bill Plaschke apology form dot jpg?????
BIll Plaschke: ‘Nobody is asking anybody to disavow their beliefs. This is no longer about ideology, this is about standing up for those who are being wrongly arrested, being unfairly harassed or being made to feel constantly frightened in their own homes.’
www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...
www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...
Commentary: Just say no. Dodgers players should decline White House visit
Bill Plaschke says players must stand up for fans and turn down a White House visit the Dodgers' owners promised to make after winning the World Series.
www.latimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Bill Plaschke apology form dot jpg?????
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To the social media staffer monitoring this account: You deserve better! Make a graceful exit now! You may have to take a paycut doing the same job elsewhere, but you'll definitely sleep better!
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
To the social media staffer monitoring this account: You deserve better! Make a graceful exit now! You may have to take a paycut doing the same job elsewhere, but you'll definitely sleep better!
So what now. Do they just get to keep attacking this family until they get the outcome they want?
UPDATE: The court granted Ramos' family a continuance at today’s asylum hearing, per school officials in his district.
"Today’s ruling provides additional time, and with that, continued uncertainty for a child and his family," says Zena Stenvik, superintendent of Columbia Heights public schools.
"Today’s ruling provides additional time, and with that, continued uncertainty for a child and his family," says Zena Stenvik, superintendent of Columbia Heights public schools.
February 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
So what now. Do they just get to keep attacking this family until they get the outcome they want?
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lmao NBC is doing takedown requests for videos of JD Vance Getting boo'd at the Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
lmao NBC is doing takedown requests for videos of JD Vance Getting boo'd at the Olympics
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See, tennis fans? It’s not that weird to ask athletes questions like this on the world stage.
With the winter Olympics starting today in Italy, US athletes are being asked (by foreign journalists) how they feel about what ICE is doing.
Short answer, they are not happy and are ashamed as we are.
#ProudBlue
#WinterOlympics
Short answer, they are not happy and are ashamed as we are.
#ProudBlue
#WinterOlympics
February 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
See, tennis fans? It’s not that weird to ask athletes questions like this on the world stage.
You don’t see many literal, actual “what is she cooking” instances in the wild
I refuse to make sauces, which is why I prefer French cuisine
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
You don’t see many literal, actual “what is she cooking” instances in the wild
you don't want people like David Remnick to be complete dumbasses, you know? You want these literary institutions to mean something
In an interview with David Remnick, Ben Shapiro discusses his break with figures like Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens, and why he condemns President Trump as corrupt yet sticks with him. www.newyorker.com/news/the-new...
Ben Shapiro Is Waging Battle Inside the MAGA Movement
In an interview with David Remnick, Ben Shapiro discusses his break with figures like Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens, and why he condemns President Trump as corrupt yet sticks with him.
www.newyorker.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
you don't want people like David Remnick to be complete dumbasses, you know? You want these literary institutions to mean something
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Feels like "mixed reactions" on kicking puppies is some kind of Rubicon
February 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Feels like "mixed reactions" on kicking puppies is some kind of Rubicon
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The Offspring had a song about this
February 6, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The Offspring had a song about this
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Threads is I think currently the most important social media platform because it's the only one where the witches have discovered the magical barrier protecting Trump from harm. it's not a barrier of his own making btw it's apparently an Outer God's doing
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Threads is I think currently the most important social media platform because it's the only one where the witches have discovered the magical barrier protecting Trump from harm. it's not a barrier of his own making btw it's apparently an Outer God's doing
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Hi, FBI? I want to report a nuclear burn.
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Hi, FBI? I want to report a nuclear burn.
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The reason why DHS can't be reformed is that something like this isn't just the uniformed brutes of ICE & other depts; It's also how many people passively complying with moving the paperwork along and things like that. Too many people who seem to be able to live with themselves after participating.
HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today.
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Five-Year-Old Liam Ramos Is In His Asylum Hearing Right Now
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The reason why DHS can't be reformed is that something like this isn't just the uniformed brutes of ICE & other depts; It's also how many people passively complying with moving the paperwork along and things like that. Too many people who seem to be able to live with themselves after participating.
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maybe I'm just some kind of no-nothing rube, but why is Joaquin Castro giving a statement? where are the elected officials from MINNESOTA where this family lives? where is Tim Walz? Where is Amy Klobuchar?
HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today.
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Five-Year-Old Liam Ramos Is In His Asylum Hearing Right Now
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:21 PM
maybe I'm just some kind of no-nothing rube, but why is Joaquin Castro giving a statement? where are the elected officials from MINNESOTA where this family lives? where is Tim Walz? Where is Amy Klobuchar?
I think that this sequence might be the single most pointlessly sadistic government action of my lifetime
HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today.
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Five-Year-Old Liam Ramos Is In His Asylum Hearing Right Now
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I think that this sequence might be the single most pointlessly sadistic government action of my lifetime
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obvious what’s happening here, and that they’re serious, to anyone who hasn’t entrenched themselves into the opposite take by virtue of stubbornness
The threat of immigration agents at polling places is classic voter suppression. Rudy Giuliani bragged to Steve Bannon about this "dirty trick" in 2023, saying his '93 mayoral campaign spread rumors of agents at polling places to suppress the "Hispanic illegal vote."
www.huffpost.com/entry/rudy-g...
www.huffpost.com/entry/rudy-g...
Rudy Giuliani Brags About Racist Scheme He Used To Get Himself Elected
“Republicans don’t do dirty tricks,” Steve Bannon protested before Giuliani replied, “Well, how about this one?”
www.huffpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
obvious what’s happening here, and that they’re serious, to anyone who hasn’t entrenched themselves into the opposite take by virtue of stubbornness
gotta be @thelitcritguy.bsky.social and his stuff on Horror Vanguard
hey who's your favorite writer working in horror commentary & cultural criticism?
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
gotta be @thelitcritguy.bsky.social and his stuff on Horror Vanguard
feels like future Humanities Departments will need separate specializations in "2020s America," "early 2020s America," "late 2020s America," "late 2020s digital America," "the 2025-2027 American Midwest," "The Crater," "The Territories," "New Beijing Studies," etc
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
feels like future Humanities Departments will need separate specializations in "2020s America," "early 2020s America," "late 2020s America," "late 2020s digital America," "the 2025-2027 American Midwest," "The Crater," "The Territories," "New Beijing Studies," etc
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My foolproof way of determining if crypto is doing well or not is always to check the major cryptocurrency subreddits and if more than 50% of them have the suicide hotline number pinned on their front-page then I know that crypto is doing really really really well
February 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
My foolproof way of determining if crypto is doing well or not is always to check the major cryptocurrency subreddits and if more than 50% of them have the suicide hotline number pinned on their front-page then I know that crypto is doing really really really well
I'm way less offended by someone voting for Herbert for MVP than I am that McCaffrey was the only non-QB in contention
February 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I'm way less offended by someone voting for Herbert for MVP than I am that McCaffrey was the only non-QB in contention
Any other tennis people see that Potapova post lmao
February 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Any other tennis people see that Potapova post lmao
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