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Erik Hane
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this is just a momentary ripple in the stream

work stuff:

www.headwaterliterary.com

www.printrunpodcast.com

www.erikhane.com
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I wrote a short essay for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome To Hell World about Minneapolis' opposition to ICE.
www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...
There is no such thing as other people’s children
It is intolerable
www.welcometohellworld.com
anyway yesterday during the throes of food poisoning I came up with an argument for why Roger Federer is still the GOAT
February 5, 2026 at 9:54 PM
okay I'm making an announcement to my MN friends: you get to post about Other Stuff still. It doesn't mean you're not still doing all the stuff we're all doing out there, it doesn't mean you've checked out. It's no one's job to perform horror and misery all day online. You don't owe this space that
February 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
it's been talked and memed and flogged to the point of saturation and desensitization but.... the ongoing Epstein stuff just does not feel good to look at or think about lol. let alone the way media is joining hands around the idea that it's not that big of a deal
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
periodic post that Microsoft Word is complete dogshit now, an active insult to have to use
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
you see it on these desk shows now and then when one person's role is to have done the homework and know things and make a coherent argument that anticipates responses, and it's another person's role to just not listen to any of that and bleat in opposition
Two great MVP candidates—here’s why I voted for Maye.
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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me after being kicked in the head by a horse:
February 4, 2026 at 3:49 PM
it's so fire..... and to think he's bringing out Gabby Babby and Bertrand Something and one other guy in just a few days for the halftime show..... culture's not ready fam
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
every year I have to give the state of Minnesota the most boring answer possible to this question
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
“Anecdotes” against rental assistance lol. Holding up a sock puppet and making it say “I LOVE paying rent!”
Council Member Vetaw argues against rental assistance money with anecdotes. Says she's heard from people who applied and weren't approved. Some of the most vulnerable people. Sounds like her argument is the money just disappears into a black hole and doesn't help people.
February 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The Fire Emblem after Three Houses was so awful lol
Looking at you, Anthem 👀
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Where’s the eviction moratorium @governorwalz.mn.gov
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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This morning at the Minnesota State Capitol.

An ice sculpture that reads "PROSECUTE ICE". I'm told the organization behind the sculpture is Common Defense.
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Danez Smith wrote something really worthwhile about being out here.
jewishcurrents.org/minnesota-go...
Minnesota Goddam
In the Twin Cities, the hand of a polluted country reaches to choke the future out of us.
jewishcurrents.org
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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AI remains incredibly popular among LinkedIn Posters/People who have no friends
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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(boarding the Rapid bus to work) Sittin on leather, grippin the grain!
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 PM
had some of the worst food poisoning of my life yesterday afternoon/evening but I'm good now. I'm fine. I'm at my desk. I'm sending my emails. God forbid something like that happen when it could get me off work instead of my free time
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Mr. Jameson, with AI you can bring YOURSELF pictures of Spider-Man... and some of them can be, shall we say, quite risqué?
February 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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After 6am this morning in Whittier, Minneapolis—FOUR BLOCKS from where Pretti was murdered.

18 agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) markings smashed an apartment window, ran in, and came out with one man.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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the rich & powerful are having a class solidarity moment
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Sort of a strange partner for Bookshop, no?
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I keep wondering what the communication networks out here are gonna talk about once ICE leaves. Probably this
Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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Woke 1 vs. Woke 2
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM