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Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
this is just a momentary ripple in the stream

work stuff:

www.headwaterliterary.com

www.printrunpodcast.com

www.erikhane.com
Pinned
I wrote a short essay for @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome To Hell World about Minneapolis' opposition to ICE.
www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...
There is no such thing as other people’s children
It is intolerable
www.welcometohellworld.com
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I think one thing people outside Minnesota don't understand is that after Good and Pretti were killed by feds while observing, the most normal people you could imagine have made peace with the fact that they could be next, and they are still out there because they say it's the right thing to do.
“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
someday when Ian becomes the Daytime Mayor of Minneapolis instead of just the Night Mayor, a hundred thousand people are gonna say they were at Stump Party
🪵🪓STUMP PARTY V🔥🍻
SATURDAY FEB 21ST
7PM DOORS, 9PM CEREMONY
BLACK HART OF ST PAUL
FUCK ICE//ICE OUT
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Unbelievable
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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MAGA is a movement of America haters who despise this country and are conspiring to destroy it
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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pushed this narrative in the reformer newsletter yesterday
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Super Bowl MVP Sam Darnold. acclimate yourself to this concept now
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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In essence we click around the computer in the same way that our hunter-gatherer ancestors “clicked around” their own environment.
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Placid evolutionary biologist: Humans are “hard-wired” for word processing.
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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there isn’t a better Books desk in the country than the one at the Washington Post. I’m not really sure there’s anything else to say
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
there are obviously a million of these every day but: it should be an administration-ending scandal that they're all referring to ICE agents being "in theater" in Minneapolis. They are literally talking about being at war with the civilians of an American city
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
okay. first down. we keep running the damn ball
Trump's border czar Tom Homan announces he's removing 700 immigration officers from Minnesota, effective immediately.
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
this ends with Tom Homan bringing in a bag lunch. smart
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
killing off a major source of books coverage goes really well next to Amazon/Goodreads on Bezos' resume for being the single most destructive individual for American literary culture in our history
So fucking infuriating watching Bezos and his cronies kill the Post. Taking away sports, books, and international reporting so you can write opinions praising Trump is so damn bleak.
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Who’s ready to talk about conservative book publishing

www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/box...
Melania’s Movie Shows Signs of Bulk Buying to Boost Box Office: Guru
How the $75 million “documentary” defied box office expectations is becoming clearer.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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Let him cook
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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One time I saw an oblivious guy at a bar blow it with a lady because he kept talking about his sick flight simulator rig he had at home. This kind of dude is locked in
Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
for me the other one is when a dog screws up and the announcer says, "he's not a winner but his owner is gonna make sure he feels like one" as they're petting the dog and giving it treats. this is basically how the vikings have handled JJ McCarthy
One of the classic Westminster Dog Show bits for me is when the in-arena announcer describes the dogs as like "a courageous little clown and an ideal companion" while they're trotting around. More athletic competitions need that kind of real-time commentary.
February 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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GOTDAM. That is the most Minnesotan thing I have ever heard
Person running for DFL vice chair of precinct 10-1 pledges to do a "C minus" job and attend "some meetings" but if literally anyone else is willing to do a C plus job, she would step aside.
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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Precinct 9-8 just changed a resolution supporting the abolition of ICE to abolish the entire DHS.

Adopted ✅
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Antifamelia Bedelia
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.
Minneapolis Council committee delays liquor licenses for 2 hotels over hosting federal agents
The City Council will hold a public hearing on the liquor licenses for the Canopy by Hilton in the Mill District and Depot Renaissance Hotel.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM