Damon Agnos
@damonagnos.bsky.social
A pal and a confidant
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Please have this mascot walk through my funeral holding this sign
“Reboot” (it’s very meta)
The Public Washrooms At Night - Extreme Footage Of A Serial R****t 3
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
“Reboot” (it’s very meta)
After he gets fired, Kash Patel should publish a tell-all memoir called KASH AND TELL
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
After he gets fired, Kash Patel should publish a tell-all memoir called KASH AND TELL
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The Oakland Seals struggled right out the gate and almost immediately tried to move to Vancouver, but NHL wouldn't let them. Instead, the league compromised and allowed the Vancouver Canucks of the Western Hockey League to join. This franchise dates back to 1945 and had one of the more unique logos.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Oakland Seals struggled right out the gate and almost immediately tried to move to Vancouver, but NHL wouldn't let them. Instead, the league compromised and allowed the Vancouver Canucks of the Western Hockey League to join. This franchise dates back to 1945 and had one of the more unique logos.
Rizzed by the Dersh: A Memoir
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Rizzed by the Dersh: A Memoir
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#WallsOnWednesday London Bridge Station
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
#WallsOnWednesday London Bridge Station
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I found a piece of toast that looks like it has a smile on it. Scientists say we should make it our king.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I found a piece of toast that looks like it has a smile on it. Scientists say we should make it our king.
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Rush Hour 4 starring Ian Miles Cheong and Kyle Kuzma
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Rush Hour 4 starring Ian Miles Cheong and Kyle Kuzma
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Wouldn't change it for the world but also my lunchtime stroll (pictured) was an experience today. It was warm* when I left, so I only put a fleece on and then the wind was a bastard.
*Extremely relative, -4°C. The body adapts to perpetual cold with surprising speed.
*Extremely relative, -4°C. The body adapts to perpetual cold with surprising speed.
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Wouldn't change it for the world but also my lunchtime stroll (pictured) was an experience today. It was warm* when I left, so I only put a fleece on and then the wind was a bastard.
*Extremely relative, -4°C. The body adapts to perpetual cold with surprising speed.
*Extremely relative, -4°C. The body adapts to perpetual cold with surprising speed.
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Every hour’s rush hour when you’ve got an enlarged prostate! They couldn’t get the rights to Coccoon?
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every hour’s rush hour when you’ve got an enlarged prostate! They couldn’t get the rights to Coccoon?
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A “You’ve Got Mail” remake set on Bandcamp Friday where Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks are rival noise artists who accidentally buy each others’s tape because they both released under a new alias.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
A “You’ve Got Mail” remake set on Bandcamp Friday where Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks are rival noise artists who accidentally buy each others’s tape because they both released under a new alias.
Bro Country for Old Men — the No Country for Old Men for men
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Bro Country for Old Men — the No Country for Old Men for men
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Everything about music changed when Riff Raff called himself the Young Clark Gable, rhyming it with "syrup pour like maple"
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Everything about music changed when Riff Raff called himself the Young Clark Gable, rhyming it with "syrup pour like maple"
It’s a popular meme, your honor
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It’s a popular meme, your honor
A Scott Storch Christmas
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A Scott Storch Christmas
Booker T and the Milligrams
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Booker T and the Milligrams
Bombing at an open mic with a bit about a guy named Pepperidge Farm who gets Alzheimer’s
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Bombing at an open mic with a bit about a guy named Pepperidge Farm who gets Alzheimer’s
[to the tune of “Sussudio”]
🎶N-Nvidia🎶
🎶N-Nvidia🎶
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
[to the tune of “Sussudio”]
🎶N-Nvidia🎶
🎶N-Nvidia🎶
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Don Corolla, be my friend
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Don Corolla, be my friend
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You come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s Toyotathon
November 16, 2024 at 11:41 PM
You come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s Toyotathon
Sprite issues cease-and-desist over RFK Jr’s use of “Obey Your Thirst” in “poem”
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sprite issues cease-and-desist over RFK Jr’s use of “Obey Your Thirst” in “poem”
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jesus was granted bond in a hearing this morning. we already have folks driving down to brazil, il to pay it and get him home. i cannot thank everybody enough for their generosity. midwest immigration bond fund could use donations to free hundreds of others secure.givelively.org/donate/midwe...
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
jesus was granted bond in a hearing this morning. we already have folks driving down to brazil, il to pay it and get him home. i cannot thank everybody enough for their generosity. midwest immigration bond fund could use donations to free hundreds of others secure.givelively.org/donate/midwe...