Jeanna
@jeannakelley.com
NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC
I doubt anyone here needs to be reminded that “pro-life” really means “pro-birth” but wanting to eliminate a mandate that is intended to keep kids from dying in hot cars tells that story effectively doesn’t it
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I doubt anyone here needs to be reminded that “pro-life” really means “pro-birth” but wanting to eliminate a mandate that is intended to keep kids from dying in hot cars tells that story effectively doesn’t it
Mom Wilson's Country Sausage. Really.
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mom Wilson's Country Sausage. Really.
"There's been some stuff that's been unfortunate" is a crazy way to say this guy was a certified sex pest toward massage therapists
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"There's been some stuff that's been unfortunate" is a crazy way to say this guy was a certified sex pest toward massage therapists
Does the scratch-and-sniff sticker smell like self tanner and doing crimes
Duffy on shutdown bonuses for air traffic controllers: "If you got 100% on your test, you get the sticker that's a scratch and sniff sticker from the administration. I know some people are not happy with where the cutoff was."
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Does the scratch-and-sniff sticker smell like self tanner and doing crimes
Somehow I'm still extremely stressed out about this game (lmao of course I am, it's the Falcons) but overall the first half really was better than I expected
A coherent game plan with consistent execution hasn’t happened often for the Falcons offense this year. That first half was a pleasant drive. Lead easily could be higher if it wasn’t for multiple miscues from Pitts
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Somehow I'm still extremely stressed out about this game (lmao of course I am, it's the Falcons) but overall the first half really was better than I expected
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Bijan could put a cheetah on its ass
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bijan could put a cheetah on its ass
Well I guess it's time to find out what fresh hell the Atlanta Falcons are going to inflict on us today
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well I guess it's time to find out what fresh hell the Atlanta Falcons are going to inflict on us today
It's such a fierce competition for the most punchable face in DC but for me, right now Scott Bessent is giving Mike Johnson a real run for his money
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's such a fierce competition for the most punchable face in DC but for me, right now Scott Bessent is giving Mike Johnson a real run for his money
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Uprooting my life to save 40 cents on a cheeseburger
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Uprooting my life to save 40 cents on a cheeseburger
Based on USDA data from 2023, over 10% of the people in Jackson's district receive SNAP benefits. If your district is hit that hard by poverty and food insecurity then WHY IS PERSECUTING TRANS AND NON BINARY PEOPLE YOUR TOP PRIORITY RONNY
H.R.6144
To prohibit Federal agencies from providing on Federal ...
SPONSOR: Rep. Ronny Jackson (R), TX-13
№ CO-SPONSORS: 4
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-11-19 Referred to the House Committee on ...
#Republicans
Details at congress.gov
To prohibit Federal agencies from providing on Federal ...
SPONSOR: Rep. Ronny Jackson (R), TX-13
№ CO-SPONSORS: 4
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-11-19 Referred to the House Committee on ...
#Republicans
Details at congress.gov
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Based on USDA data from 2023, over 10% of the people in Jackson's district receive SNAP benefits. If your district is hit that hard by poverty and food insecurity then WHY IS PERSECUTING TRANS AND NON BINARY PEOPLE YOUR TOP PRIORITY RONNY
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WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
November 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
WAITER: Drinks for the table?
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
ME: I'll have a Diet Coke
WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products
ME:
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
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Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
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Isn’t every day “International Men’s Day” for all intents and purposes?
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Isn’t every day “International Men’s Day” for all intents and purposes?
My youngest child is 26 today so if you need me I will be having a full blown existential crisis for the foreseeable future
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My youngest child is 26 today so if you need me I will be having a full blown existential crisis for the foreseeable future
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Title of my autobiography
I am so tired of the Atlanta Falcons
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Title of my autobiography
I am so tired of the Atlanta Falcons
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I am so tired of the Atlanta Falcons
THANK YOU ZANE GONZALEZ
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
THANK YOU ZANE GONZALEZ
If I'd taken my own advice I'd probably be cussing a lot less right now
Everybody buckle up, the Falcons are Falconing
November 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If I'd taken my own advice I'd probably be cussing a lot less right now
Everybody buckle up, the Falcons are Falconing
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Everybody buckle up, the Falcons are Falconing
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Every Bijan carry is the "call an ambulance, but not for me" meme
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Every Bijan carry is the "call an ambulance, but not for me" meme
The Falcons forced a third and 9 and then a 4th and 1, and then just let the Panthers roll right down the field to finish a 7-minute, 30 second scoring drive anyway. In other news, I hate the Atlanta Falcons
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The Falcons forced a third and 9 and then a 4th and 1, and then just let the Panthers roll right down the field to finish a 7-minute, 30 second scoring drive anyway. In other news, I hate the Atlanta Falcons
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Rats have begun leaving the ship. To recognize what that says about the ship's future has nothing to do with Handing It To the rats
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Rats have begun leaving the ship. To recognize what that says about the ship's future has nothing to do with Handing It To the rats