Jeanna
@jeannakelley.com
NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC
Petition to rename the liquor store Chomolungma! 😂
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Petition to rename the liquor store Chomolungma! 😂
the most important Falcons game notes from last night's win over the Rams:
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
the most important Falcons game notes from last night's win over the Rams:
Last December and early January my dad was dying and every day was one of the worst days of my life and I am delighted to inform you we’re making much better memories this holiday season. Merry Christmas friends
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Last December and early January my dad was dying and every day was one of the worst days of my life and I am delighted to inform you we’re making much better memories this holiday season. Merry Christmas friends
My Bella has an attitude and farts a lot but she would definitely be an improvement
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My Bella has an attitude and farts a lot but she would definitely be an improvement
The Falcons’ Friday injury report and game designations for this week:
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Falcons’ Friday injury report and game designations for this week:
Things I’ve learned visiting Minneapolis:
- Minnesota Nice is a very real thing, and Minneapolis is such a cool city
- the tailgating scene at US Bank is super fun, and Vikings fans are so welcoming
- it’s cold!!! But as a Midwestern native I was ready lol
- Minnesota Nice is a very real thing, and Minneapolis is such a cool city
- the tailgating scene at US Bank is super fun, and Vikings fans are so welcoming
- it’s cold!!! But as a Midwestern native I was ready lol
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Things I’ve learned visiting Minneapolis:
- Minnesota Nice is a very real thing, and Minneapolis is such a cool city
- the tailgating scene at US Bank is super fun, and Vikings fans are so welcoming
- it’s cold!!! But as a Midwestern native I was ready lol
- Minnesota Nice is a very real thing, and Minneapolis is such a cool city
- the tailgating scene at US Bank is super fun, and Vikings fans are so welcoming
- it’s cold!!! But as a Midwestern native I was ready lol
From my husband’s best friend this morning 😂
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
From my husband’s best friend this morning 😂
This limited list, woof:
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This limited list, woof:
Jake Matthews will start for the Falcons tonight.
October 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Jake Matthews will start for the Falcons tonight.
They’re playing this over and over at top volume and it’s shaking my entire table in the media room lol
October 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They’re playing this over and over at top volume and it’s shaking my entire table in the media room lol
Falcons final injury report/game report
September 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Falcons final injury report/game report
Ramblin’ Wreckin’ it today with @streetlightlily.bsky.social, who already ran some Clemson bros out of the seats in front of us before kickoff lol
September 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ramblin’ Wreckin’ it today with @streetlightlily.bsky.social, who already ran some Clemson bros out of the seats in front of us before kickoff lol
“The Nazis are nicer than y’all” is just not a take I was prepared to process today
August 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“The Nazis are nicer than y’all” is just not a take I was prepared to process today
Baxter’s in Ohio with me while I’m taking care of my mom post-knee replacement and I am being a helicopter dog mom stalking Bella on the boarding facility’s webcams because my husband had to go to Tampa for work for a couple of days
August 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Baxter’s in Ohio with me while I’m taking care of my mom post-knee replacement and I am being a helicopter dog mom stalking Bella on the boarding facility’s webcams because my husband had to go to Tampa for work for a couple of days