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Jeanna
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NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC
wow you're really fucking dumb huh
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
another bad opinion from someone who exclusively has terrible opinions, I for one am SHOCKED
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
"We trust you to hear it" is just a fucking weird thing to say
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Petition to rename the liquor store Chomolungma! 😂
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
We've gotta stop letting white people name things!! The British named it Everest when the indigenous Tibetan name is so much more badass: CHOMOLUNGMA, Goddess Mother of the World
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Same with the the Wyandot and Delaware indigenous folks' legacies up in Ohio with the Scioto and Olentangy Rivers! Absolutely love it.
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
And every team in the AFC North will have a new head coach next year ... except for the team I'm pretty sure you're referring to 😭
January 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I keep thinking about the fact that certified creep Matt Gaetz and Yassified Jigsaw Laura Loomer are part of the shitshow Pentagon press corps and I feel like maybe everyone should apply a little perspective here lol
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Being kind is unethical now?? Lol. Lmao even. That explains SO MUCH about this country.
January 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The fans are the audience. Understanding the mindset of the audience is key to effective coverage.
January 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I know from personal experience that caring about the team and the people connected to it and objective reporting are not mutually exclusive, and I'm super uncomfortable with the way this woman is being vilified for this.
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
my parents' Methodist pastor did not bat an eye when I asked her to share during my dad's memorial that during one of his last moments of clarity, he said he hoped to be dead before Inauguration Day if Trump got re-elected, and my dad would have loved how uncomfortable it made his GOP friends lmao
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
A proud Atlanta Falcons tradition!
January 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Honestly no! Especially after seeing them play live last night. That team is a buzz saw this season, and it's frankly pretty fun haha
January 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM