a sullen group of (possibly hungover?) teenagers has emerged from a neighbor's house and trudged to their frost-covered car. the teens are perhaps healing
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
a sullen group of (possibly hungover?) teenagers has emerged from a neighbor's house and trudged to their frost-covered car. the teens are perhaps healing
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Cut my life into pieces
This is my pope-ing song
Take communion, believin
Don’t give a fuck if I cramp my leg kneelin
This is my pope-ing song
Take communion, believin
Don’t give a fuck if I cramp my leg kneelin
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Cut my life into pieces
This is my pope-ing song
Take communion, believin
Don’t give a fuck if I cramp my leg kneelin
This is my pope-ing song
Take communion, believin
Don’t give a fuck if I cramp my leg kneelin
me, in my giardia era:
The Shits Keep Coming
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
me, in my giardia era:
Yeah
So Many Great Tidbits In Bob Mehr’s Trouble Boys , The Whole Dylan Visiting In The LA Recording Session And Hanging Out After Drinking With The Boys And Then Bringing Jacob And His Daughter Back To Hang Because They Were Huge Fans, Westerberg Won’t Say If Bob Jams Or Records With Him, I Want To Know
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yeah
So save your prayers
For when we're really gonna need them
Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?
For when we're really gonna need them
Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
So save your prayers
For when we're really gonna need them
Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?
For when we're really gonna need them
Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?
wow they weren't kidding about the RFK jr poems, these are FILTHY
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
wow they weren't kidding about the RFK jr poems, these are FILTHY
It's hard not knowing ball. You don't know ball. These guys know ball though, thanks for stopping by! statesproject.org
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's hard not knowing ball. You don't know ball. These guys know ball though, thanks for stopping by! statesproject.org
[gathering all of my dad powers as I walk up to the cashier] wowwwwwww i still have to pay tax on that?
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
[gathering all of my dad powers as I walk up to the cashier] wowwwwwww i still have to pay tax on that?
trillion dollar idea: the block chain, but for stupid home improvement projects poorly executed, so you can PROVE to future occupants that you aren't the one who did a shitty job of painting or installing bathroom hardware and properly blame the ACTUAL idiots
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
trillion dollar idea: the block chain, but for stupid home improvement projects poorly executed, so you can PROVE to future occupants that you aren't the one who did a shitty job of painting or installing bathroom hardware and properly blame the ACTUAL idiots
okay, first of all, you're doing the whole dirty limerick thing totally wrong here,
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
okay, first of all, you're doing the whole dirty limerick thing totally wrong here,
Thrice
Thursday
Thursday
Thrice
Thrice
Thursday
Thursday
Thrice
Thrice
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Rilo Kiley
Keith Urban
Doobie Brothers
Bebe Rexha
The 1975
Rilo Kiley
Keith Urban
Doobie Brothers
Bebe Rexha
The 1975
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw
Green Day
Springsteen
Springsteen
Third Eye Blind
Rolling Stones
Green Day
Springsteen
Springsteen
Third Eye Blind
Rolling Stones
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thrice
Thursday
Thursday
Thrice
Thrice
Thursday
Thursday
Thrice
Thrice
LANtifa: Antifa for subnets
Xantifa: Antifa for mumble rappers
Mantifa: Antifa for men
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
LANtifa: Antifa for subnets
...Mom?
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
...Mom?
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I'm beginning to think that all of you have fucked Olivia Nuzzi and I honestly feel left out.
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm beginning to think that all of you have fucked Olivia Nuzzi and I honestly feel left out.
actual in-game image of the Raiders' offensive line
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
actual in-game image of the Raiders' offensive line
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POTUS stands for Pedophile of the United States (couldn't think of anything for the other words)
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
POTUS stands for Pedophile of the United States (couldn't think of anything for the other words)
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I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands
nooooooooooo thank you
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
nooooooooooo thank you
[getting a support email request from a hated client at 7:30 PM on a Friday, to the tune of "Sweet Caroline"]:
sweeeeeet overtime
my time's worth much more now (more now, more now!)
and you'll be surprised
when you're billed at , 1.5 times your
[Mellower now]
Normal, agreed-upon, hourly, rate
sweeeeeet overtime
my time's worth much more now (more now, more now!)
and you'll be surprised
when you're billed at , 1.5 times your
[Mellower now]
Normal, agreed-upon, hourly, rate
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[getting a support email request from a hated client at 7:30 PM on a Friday, to the tune of "Sweet Caroline"]:
sweeeeeet overtime
my time's worth much more now (more now, more now!)
and you'll be surprised
when you're billed at , 1.5 times your
[Mellower now]
Normal, agreed-upon, hourly, rate
sweeeeeet overtime
my time's worth much more now (more now, more now!)
and you'll be surprised
when you're billed at , 1.5 times your
[Mellower now]
Normal, agreed-upon, hourly, rate
okay
I have a useless flavid wiener so I might as well worship Elon Musk.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
okay
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ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart?
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart?
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
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I would absolutely eat a blue jay.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I would absolutely eat a blue jay.
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Boltman solemnly reflects on his place within the cosmos.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Boltman solemnly reflects on his place within the cosmos.
(absolutely cheating with night mode on my camera but still)
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(absolutely cheating with night mode on my camera but still)