PolkPanther
@polkpanther.bsky.social
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a great damp loaf of a body
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Do they have a Pulitzer Prize just for headlines
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Sounds like a written rule to me
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Are you doing maintenance for the Bloods, what the hell
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He's a flightless bird from the Galapagos, he's poultry all the way
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5. neighbor died on top of him (while fucking)
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Headed down to GayHooters for their Niña, Pinta, and Santa Maria App Trio special
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That's poop. From a butt.
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Toronto losing in the playoffs? It must be hockey season after all
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Fuck Joe Carter go Mariners
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ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS THROW TO FIRST
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But he had so many friends!
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I got this feeling deep down that the Eagles might not win another game this year
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Exactly the kind of B1G commentary I expected to see on here this afternoon
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Anyway the sign of true mental illness is that James Franklin will end up in Blacksburg or Corvallis or some shitburg like that instead of buying a Caribbean island with his $49 million buyout
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I assume it's a Dead Internet thing where all the users are AI chat bots
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Is Threads still a thing?