PolkPanther
@polkpanther.bsky.social
a great damp loaf of a body
Michigan has a chance to do the funniest thing
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Michigan has a chance to do the funniest thing
This game either ends with Texas A&M blowing their unbeaten season, or Texas collapsing in hilarious fashion. We all win either way.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
This game either ends with Texas A&M blowing their unbeaten season, or Texas collapsing in hilarious fashion. We all win either way.
Lane Kiffin for Eagles' OC, imo
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Lane Kiffin for Eagles' OC, imo
Fellas is it bad to average one first down per quarter
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Fellas is it bad to average one first down per quarter
Could the Eagles lose all their remaining games and get bounced in the first round of the playoffs? Yes. Yes they could.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Could the Eagles lose all their remaining games and get bounced in the first round of the playoffs? Yes. Yes they could.
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Jason Garrett and his turkey leg
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Jason Garrett and his turkey leg
Jason Garrett has the personality of a riding mower
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Jason Garrett has the personality of a riding mower
If you win enough fights with him, Post Malone evolves into Jelly Roll
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you win enough fights with him, Post Malone evolves into Jelly Roll
Jerryworld looks like it's half red
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Jerryworld looks like it's half red
Recession indicator: the first prize is a year's worth of groceries
Thanksgiving is a special day in America: the only one where you can watch the Price Is Right and NFL football back-to-back
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Recession indicator: the first prize is a year's worth of groceries
Thanksgiving is a special day in America: the only one where you can watch the Price Is Right and NFL football back-to-back
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Thanksgiving is a special day in America: the only one where you can watch the Price Is Right and NFL football back-to-back
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The entirety of Led Zeppelin's Side 1 Track 1:
Good Times, Bad Times
Whole Lotta Love
Immigrant Song
Black Dog
The Song Remains The Same
Custard Pie
Achilles Last Stand
In The Evening
We're Gonna Groove
Jesus H. Christ, just a fucking LINEUP of bangers.
Good Times, Bad Times
Whole Lotta Love
Immigrant Song
Black Dog
The Song Remains The Same
Custard Pie
Achilles Last Stand
In The Evening
We're Gonna Groove
Jesus H. Christ, just a fucking LINEUP of bangers.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The entirety of Led Zeppelin's Side 1 Track 1:
Good Times, Bad Times
Whole Lotta Love
Immigrant Song
Black Dog
The Song Remains The Same
Custard Pie
Achilles Last Stand
In The Evening
We're Gonna Groove
Jesus H. Christ, just a fucking LINEUP of bangers.
Good Times, Bad Times
Whole Lotta Love
Immigrant Song
Black Dog
The Song Remains The Same
Custard Pie
Achilles Last Stand
In The Evening
We're Gonna Groove
Jesus H. Christ, just a fucking LINEUP of bangers.
Led Zep - Black Dog
Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
Beastie Boys - Sure Shot
Soundgarden - Let Me Drown
Alice In Chains- Them Bones
Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
Beastie Boys - Sure Shot
Soundgarden - Let Me Drown
Alice In Chains- Them Bones
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Led Zep - Black Dog
Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
Beastie Boys - Sure Shot
Soundgarden - Let Me Drown
Alice In Chains- Them Bones
Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice
Beastie Boys - Sure Shot
Soundgarden - Let Me Drown
Alice In Chains- Them Bones
Apple
Peach
Chocolate
Cherry
Blueberry
Pecan
Lemon merengue
Being hit by a bus
Pumpkin
Peach
Chocolate
Cherry
Blueberry
Pecan
Lemon merengue
Being hit by a bus
Pumpkin
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Apple
Peach
Chocolate
Cherry
Blueberry
Pecan
Lemon merengue
Being hit by a bus
Pumpkin
Peach
Chocolate
Cherry
Blueberry
Pecan
Lemon merengue
Being hit by a bus
Pumpkin
They really said "you're all Nebraska now" and even North Dakota was like "nah we're good"
Hey, Colorado: We were here first. The Nebraska Territory once stretched for 375,000 square miles and covered most of five other current states. So what happened?
Nebraska Territory once stretched all the way to Canada. What if it hadn’t shrunk?
Hey, Colorado: We were here first. The Nebraska Territory once stretched for 375,000 square miles and covered most of five other current states. So what happened?
omaha.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
They really said "you're all Nebraska now" and even North Dakota was like "nah we're good"
SIMCITY 2000 FOR THE SWITCH
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
SIMCITY 2000 FOR THE SWITCH
Just got home from a long day at work time to tune into the nationally-televised basketball game and see how the Philadelphia 76ers are doing
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just got home from a long day at work time to tune into the nationally-televised basketball game and see how the Philadelphia 76ers are doing
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finally something we can all agree on
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
finally something we can all agree on
Trump sucked a dick why did we stop talking about this
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Trump sucked a dick why did we stop talking about this
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gay hooters
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
gay hooters
as a 40ish year old person I would enjoy a two loko
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
as a 40ish year old person I would enjoy a two loko
You know what, I'll take firing Chip Kelly on a karmic level
Fire everybody
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You know what, I'll take firing Chip Kelly on a karmic level