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Cat Fitzpatrick
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I have written over 10,000 lines of iambic pentameter AMA

Typesetter & Editrix @littlepuss.net // Author of The Call-Out: A Novel in Rhyme
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I was going to say “when you get invited to be on a radio 4 discussion” but R4 is uneven so it’s “when you get invited on radio 3”
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Ok real question at what point do you stop being a nerd and become an intellectual
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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A couple of years ago I made a joke, possibly unwiseky, during an interview conducted by @donaldclarke.bsky.social for the Irish Times, about how I had funded my feature film by selling a vineyard a la Francis Coppola.
Yesterday a site called Grokipedia published an entry about me:
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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They brought her back last year, she showed up in Titans a couple of months ago.
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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When I was an older teen Rachel sent me that whole run (and Godmother Night) because Aunty Jenny asked her to write to me a bit about, well… writing and it was shocking in the best way! absolutely bring back Coagula
January 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Bring back coagula instead you cowards
January 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Maddy is one of the best to ever do it and I’m happy this is happening.
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Little free library box really coming through for me by providing the Michael Hoffman translation of Gunter Eich who I had never heard of befofe
January 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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ive gotten really used to yelling "you're a fucking liar" in my head constantly about the news and other matters of import but i use the same volume and ferocity when i get an email promotion about the most comfortable bra ever created and its an underwire
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Found out a friend of mine is actually a robot via accidental discourse exposure this morning.
January 9, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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if they do, you can't make fun of british people for like...a week
BREAKING: The United Kingdom is considering banning X, per the Telegraph
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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For the past year I've had the feeling that the Trump administration's primary goal is the creation of content, and I expanded upon it here in the wake of our excursion in Venezuela
The Trump-Flavored Content Administration
Understanding the administration as a content mill
cooperlund.medium.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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While cis folks were involved and definitely jump at the chance to attack us, the dynamic of trans people doing this to ourselves is often ignored because it's uncomfortable to talk about.

Why? Because then we'd have to re-evaluate our own social media-driven behaviour.
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Fucking Nerd answer is Puella Magi Madoka Magica / Normal American answer is Seinfeld suck it h8ers / British answer is Our Friends In The North
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
PRINCE WAS RIGHT
remember the good old days when prince wouldn't let you put his music on youtube?
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Barnabe Rich explaining that "bookes are like cheese"
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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Tut, I came not to hear this.
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I had never seen this portrait of a child with a drawing and yes intriguing indeed
Pour bien attaquer l'année, une semaine sur l'intriguant Caroto sur lequel je suis tombé à travers différents sujets au fil des années et qui méritait bien que je lui consacre une semaine, ainsi que ma prochaine infolettre

Pour la recevoir, vous pouvez vous abonner par ici lamusee.substack.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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It's fucking mental that we still just have to like go to work and shit.
January 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM