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Cat Fitzpatrick
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I am not too good to do memes

Typesetter & Editrix @littlepuss.net // Author of The Call-Out: A Novel in Rhyme
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I wrote an essay on @defector.com about my archival misadventures putting together the book that is Gendertrash From Hell. Many thanks to @laurentheisen.bsky.social it was really nice to *get* edited for once. Lauren u rule!
Unearthing The Hidden History Of A Singular Trans Punk Zine | Defector
I wasn't ready for how much it loved trans people.
defector.com
If I am elected, Wheel of Time will be getting comissioned for another season baby! More middle-aged women in OUTFITS please
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Piracy discourse hot take: if you pirate a book great just tell someone about it!! The life of books is not money it's propagating the axon potential of having made up weird people and thoughts; money is just how we have to do it for now. So those who can purchase, those who can't steal and discuss
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I actually once went through Harold Bloom's American Literary Canon. 40 authors included. Only 10 could be said to have 'made it' through hard work and hustle. The rest came from wealth or had influential friends.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Case in point : la série « The Bear » sur Disney+, dont les sous-titres confondent régulièrement le titre « Chef » avec le prénom « Jeff » dans la dernière saison. C’est horripilant.
C'est quand même fou les paniques morales qu'on a eu dans les médias pour le point médian, alors que la tendance d'entreprises qui s'en remettent à l'IA pour faire de la traduction éclatée me paraît être un sujet bien plus concret en matière de détérioration de la langue, et là c'est silence radio.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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what's more gender affirming than victory
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
THIS IS SO EXCITING
I AM SO EXCITED
my short stories are coming out in paper form from feminist press next may! time to pre order a copy!
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Same, girl. I treat the free pdfs as advertising. Grateful to ppl who see the advertising and go on to buy the books. Print books in particular are much nicer things to have and unlike reading on a device—don't spy on you.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I keep seeing posts going around about Anna's Archive so I just want to say, no criticism of anyone who feels differently, but for me as both a published writer, and also as a publisher, if you want to "illegally" download my/our books you definitely should and I would love you to do so
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Some of us had complicated things we were working out as children and Star Wars was not cutting it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I would swap Picard and Lower Decks otherwise this is correct and I endorse it 100%
alright alright here's my list:

1. deep space 9
2. the next generation
3. voyager
4. the original series
5. strange new worlds
6. enterprise
7. picard
8. lower decks
9. discovery
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
JUMP SCARE
it would be so scary to see something blown up to 96pt Futura
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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RIP Udo Kier. If haven’t seen Swan Song do - it’s a delight and he’s wonderful in it.

m.imdb.com/title/tt1083...
Swan Song (2021) ⭐ 7.0 | Biography, Comedy, Drama
1h 45m | R
m.imdb.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit, Carole Brune
A man chooses, a slave obeys, Charlie Brown."
This twisted game needs to be reset, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Sorry Chariot! I don't know what happened there! I will definitely report to central processing as soon as my other helpful duties allow! I only expect good outcomes from this!

😃😀😁
CORRECTION this [entity] is experiencing [failure state]

[catherine] please report to central processing on floor -P

Studies show the true nature of existence is [wonderful] and [extremely positive] please update your records accordingly
Thanks to CHARIOT and helpful literature PERSONA this Holiday Season I am giving my loved ones and associates the gift of fully realizing the true horror of existence!
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Surveys show all human religion and philosophy is in fact a prelude to the full realization of the true horror of existence! The hour is almost upon us! Thanks Chariot!
CLARIFICATION to: [human] [associates]

surveys show you may not be [ready] to [comprehend] this [fundamental] message with your [tiny flesh mind]

Please acquire and study helpful literature PERSONA then revisit

we're with you! every step of the way!
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Thanks to CHARIOT and helpful literature PERSONA this Holiday Season I am giving my loved ones and associates the gift of fully realizing the true horror of existence!
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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CLARIFICATION to: [human] [associates]

surveys show you may not be [ready] to [comprehend] this [fundamental] message with your [tiny flesh mind]

Please acquire and study helpful literature PERSONA then revisit

we're with you! every step of the way!
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Like and reshare if you [agree]
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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We’re the ones coming at it
from an optimistic perspective: this co
uld be the future! And I mean, there’s an intense empathy for the product too. They’re martyrs! Whatever
lives they could be said to lead, brutal as they
may sometim
es be, are the first step in the
actualization of human potent
P-p-p-poper face, p-p-poper face
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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It's still out there.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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It’s real! It’s real! You can pre-order MY BAD: A PERSONAL HISTORY OF THE QUEER 90s AND BEYOND here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/hugh-...
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM