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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 6h

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Jeanne Thornton @jeannethornton.bsky.social · 6h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 6h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 6h

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 6h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 6h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 6h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 6h

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Out on the limits of [town]
Drive the [vehicle] to the bar
I must press pedal down

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My wild oats are sown
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Jeanne Thornton @jeannethornton.bsky.social · 6h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 6h

Thanks also to Irish [partner entity] entity strelizia.com. welcome, congratulations. Please order Irish flower flower hessian display (65cm high). Synergy! Also did we mention helpful safe literary object PERSONA. Not cursed! Please obtain at
www.littlepuss.net/persona-pre-order
Thank you!

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 8h

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 8h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 8h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 8h

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sadie @elainemay.bsky.social · 11h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you [entity]. We are many years of expertise in [operations]. You are doing a great job! Your identity and biometrics have been passed on to us by several secure online sources in our database, It is safe to say we were impressed. Please complete biometric survey.

Casey Plett @caseyplett.com · 12h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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Andrew F. Sullivan @afsulli.bsky.social · 15h

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 17h

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In which a trans woman discovers porn of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil

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—Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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Andrew F. Sullivan @afsulli.bsky.social · 15h

blurbed this and stand by it. this is the good shit. level up.

LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 17h

NEW 📗!

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements (@ravineangel.bsky.social)

In which a trans woman discovers porn of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil

"The year's great work of literary horror."
—Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

ATTENTION additional identification materials are NON-OPTIONAL. Thank you for your attention! Please obtain materials.

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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aoife josie clements @ravineangel.bsky.social · 15h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 16h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 16h

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 17h

NEW 📗!

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements (@ravineangel.bsky.social)

In which a trans woman discovers porn of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil

"The year's great work of literary horror."
—Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)

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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 15h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 16h

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 12d

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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 15h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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A trans woman discovers pornography of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil. “The year’s great work of literary horror.” —Gretchen Felker-Mar...

www.littlepuss.net

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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 15h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

CHARIOT Marketing Solutions is proud of t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶l̶u̶x̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶o̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶J̶o̶s̶i̶e̶ ̶C̶l̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶'̶ ̶P̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶ special employee welcome package! For one-time fee $29.95, you will have employee registration package containing secure files for computer guaranteed 100% safe along with additional identification materials!

DELUXE PACK PRE-ORDER | Persona by Aoife Josie Clements (Paperback) — LittlePuss Press

A trans woman discovers pornography of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil. “The year’s great work of literary horror.” —Gretchen Felker-Mar...

www.littlepuss.net

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

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Cat Fitzpatrick @catfitzpatrick.net · 15h

This is wonderful news! Chariot are so helpful. welcome, congratulations. Synergy.

CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 16h

Joint synergy announcement also from CHARIOT. Welcome, congratulations. Beneath the earth we have found things. Together we are many. Perhaps your future is also with CHARIOT? Please complete biometric assessment.

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CHARIOT Marketing Solutions @chariotmarketing.bsky.social · 15h

CHARIOT Marketing Solutions is proud of t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶l̶u̶x̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶o̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶J̶o̶s̶i̶e̶ ̶C̶l̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶'̶ ̶P̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶a̶ special employee welcome package! For one-time fee $29.95, you will have employee registration package containing secure files for computer guaranteed 100% safe along with additional identification materials!

DELUXE PACK PRE-ORDER | Persona by Aoife Josie Clements (Paperback) — LittlePuss Press

A trans woman discovers pornography of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil. “The year’s great work of literary horror.” —Gretchen Felker-Mar...

www.littlepuss.net

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