daria argento
@mommywiseau.bsky.social
3.4K followers 780 following 20K posts
writer sometimes known as natalie tautou 🔞 rotten girl 🔞 it/she 🔞 minors dni 🔞 https://mommyswomb.itch.io https://boxd.it/2cm6D https://archive.org/details/natalie-tautou-complete-works
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
mommywiseau.bsky.social
everything so far is here, just in case 🖤
archive.org/details/nata...
mommywiseau.bsky.social
me: wizards of the coast please bring back core sets im fucking dying here
wotc: best we can do is 5 UB sets every year
Reposted by daria argento
mommywiseau.bsky.social
RORSCHACH VOICE: heard funny joke once. mickey mouse goes to lawyer. lawyer says. "let me get this straight. you want a divorce because your wife is silly." mickey replies. "ive been trying to tell you lawyer. my wife is fucking goofy"
Reposted by daria argento
Reposted by daria argento
mommywiseau.bsky.social
ideally u shouldnt want to be anyone else
mommywiseau.bsky.social
I'm in so much fucking pain lol my back is so fucked up
mommywiseau.bsky.social
i would like to have a single job that did not leave me in physical agony and too drained to do anything
mommywiseau.bsky.social
yea that's the part I don't understand is the rules
Reposted by daria argento
mommywiseau.bsky.social
no I mean what it meant when the guy pointed and didn't catch the ball and the other guy ran behind him
Reposted by daria argento
mommywiseau.bsky.social
i don't understand the baseball thing
Reposted by daria argento
emializh.bsky.social
us government: we are fascist

your roommate who just started vyvanse: hey man just letting you know I consolidated the coriander
Reposted by daria argento
mommywiseau.bsky.social
yea but like a big one. for the best
mommywiseau.bsky.social
RORSCHACH VOICE: heard funny joke once. mickey mouse goes to lawyer. lawyer says. "let me get this straight. you want a divorce because your wife is silly." mickey replies. "ive been trying to tell you lawyer. my wife is fucking goofy"
Reposted by daria argento
bitesu.kawaii.social
to the joker, a goofy movie is just a movie