June Martin
@theworldsgreatestwriter.com
Author of LOVE/AGGRESSION | Fiction Editor at New Session
when i'm kind of uncomfortable in the chair
January 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
when i'm kind of uncomfortable in the chair
This is a comic about television and stray dogs
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 AM
This is a comic about television and stray dogs
I regard computers as dismal machines that are so good at a few things that one must endure them, but it’s a deal with the devil. I appreciate that other people are really into old computers, but there’s nothing more inherently amazing about them than any of the other objects in this beautiful world
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I regard computers as dismal machines that are so good at a few things that one must endure them, but it’s a deal with the devil. I appreciate that other people are really into old computers, but there’s nothing more inherently amazing about them than any of the other objects in this beautiful world
Don’t overthink it. Help your neighbor, lift up the lowly, develop class consciousness and overthrow capitalism. Easy peasy
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Don’t overthink it. Help your neighbor, lift up the lowly, develop class consciousness and overthrow capitalism. Easy peasy
Well he’s like 78. And while I do prefer older men, there is a limit
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Well he’s like 78. And while I do prefer older men, there is a limit
I’m glad other people see me as wise because I experience myself as someone who knows basically nothing. What perspective I do have comes from patience and curiosity and, honestly, a lot of suffering. You can learn from it! If you try really hard to understand it!
December 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m glad other people see me as wise because I experience myself as someone who knows basically nothing. What perspective I do have comes from patience and curiosity and, honestly, a lot of suffering. You can learn from it! If you try really hard to understand it!
Seems like the NBA is fine. Ball is still being played. Every dynasty claims to have figured out the perfect approach, copycats fail, the dynasty ends, because to get a hugely successful team like the Warriors, you have to be so, so lucky. But no GM will say “wow, we totally won the lottery”
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Seems like the NBA is fine. Ball is still being played. Every dynasty claims to have figured out the perfect approach, copycats fail, the dynasty ends, because to get a hugely successful team like the Warriors, you have to be so, so lucky. But no GM will say “wow, we totally won the lottery”
Sorry, I’m more of a “huge dork animal” kind of girl. This is a Hyrax, and they look so silly
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sorry, I’m more of a “huge dork animal” kind of girl. This is a Hyrax, and they look so silly
I’m sorry to say you’ll find both rather challenging. My romantic life is a settled question. Being me is different than being an idea of me, most likely cobbled together from posts, pictures, words on the page. You might be surprised to find out how many pleasures you’d have to deny yourself
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m sorry to say you’ll find both rather challenging. My romantic life is a settled question. Being me is different than being an idea of me, most likely cobbled together from posts, pictures, words on the page. You might be surprised to find out how many pleasures you’d have to deny yourself
I live in Oakland, noises are what the night is made of here. When I was a child, I was very anxious. Every bump was an intruder, a murderer come to slaughter my family. But I’ve grown up and shed my anxiety, and now I trust my deadbolt to do its job
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I live in Oakland, noises are what the night is made of here. When I was a child, I was very anxious. Every bump was an intruder, a murderer come to slaughter my family. But I’ve grown up and shed my anxiety, and now I trust my deadbolt to do its job
My romantic partners are both people I found to be impressive. Same for less serious entanglements: impressive. Intellectually, artistically, etc. And I’m not easy to impress.
I don’t do much hooking up, mostly because I am just not very available. Most of my time and energy is spoken for
I don’t do much hooking up, mostly because I am just not very available. Most of my time and energy is spoken for
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My romantic partners are both people I found to be impressive. Same for less serious entanglements: impressive. Intellectually, artistically, etc. And I’m not easy to impress.
I don’t do much hooking up, mostly because I am just not very available. Most of my time and energy is spoken for
I don’t do much hooking up, mostly because I am just not very available. Most of my time and energy is spoken for
Well, there are a lot of trans people who fuck a lot of trans people, sure. But there are also a lot of trans people who fall outside that hypersexual milieu, and the perception that there is no outside that milieu can be unpleasant or worse for them
December 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Well, there are a lot of trans people who fuck a lot of trans people, sure. But there are also a lot of trans people who fall outside that hypersexual milieu, and the perception that there is no outside that milieu can be unpleasant or worse for them
The seagull! They’re dumb assholes but they’re the most stubbornly optimistic creatures on this beautiful earth
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The seagull! They’re dumb assholes but they’re the most stubbornly optimistic creatures on this beautiful earth
Sure thing. Dash right, jump, jump, attack, dash, wall jump, down attack, down attack, needle, jump, jump, down attack, dash, attack, jump, down attack, dash
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Sure thing. Dash right, jump, jump, attack, dash, wall jump, down attack, down attack, needle, jump, jump, down attack, dash, attack, jump, down attack, dash
“I” because the self is illusory
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“I” because the self is illusory
Get rid of more stuff, then it won’t be very complicated to find places for everything to go
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Get rid of more stuff, then it won’t be very complicated to find places for everything to go
Dirt cheap. Barely cost me anything. Easiest 12 bucks I ever spent
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Dirt cheap. Barely cost me anything. Easiest 12 bucks I ever spent
Multiple playoff wins, came within a few plays of winning a Superbowl a couple years ago. This year proves pretty clearly how much more he is than a system QB. He’s obviously good enough to win one, though it may never happen because the 49ers break their own bones for fun
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Multiple playoff wins, came within a few plays of winning a Superbowl a couple years ago. This year proves pretty clearly how much more he is than a system QB. He’s obviously good enough to win one, though it may never happen because the 49ers break their own bones for fun
I don’t believe in the institution of combat
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I don’t believe in the institution of combat
Pretty good odds that I don’t even love you now
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Pretty good odds that I don’t even love you now
Practicing bisexual for over half my life
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Practicing bisexual for over half my life
This would be impossibly unsexy. Once again, I will demur from sharing too many details of my sexual habits, but the purpose of it for me is to be a body, not a mind
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This would be impossibly unsexy. Once again, I will demur from sharing too many details of my sexual habits, but the purpose of it for me is to be a body, not a mind
Whoever wins, we lose. I would much rather they come to understand each other, to see the beauty in each other’s lives
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Whoever wins, we lose. I would much rather they come to understand each other, to see the beauty in each other’s lives
I didn’t have an N64 but I played on friends’ sometimes. Probably my best gaming memory is getting really good with Ganondorf in later smash bros games where he sucked and putting people on tilt by beating them
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I didn’t have an N64 but I played on friends’ sometimes. Probably my best gaming memory is getting really good with Ganondorf in later smash bros games where he sucked and putting people on tilt by beating them