Why even go looking for that ringless clammy bitch

You don’t gotta hand it to the gooners, even if their own hand is already spoken for

improv has an even more dire wheat to chaff ratio, but it's true, wheat does exist

oh yeah! that'll be fun

I'm posting from a mostly patched-up sloop in international waters so I'm legally in the clear

you could even just make the magazine in his pocket a playboy. light touch

that's the stuff. I need one of those in soft pink and I'll be living large

it's definitely not because I need new socks, the world is more complicated than that. it's because the heat in my house was set one degree too high and I was sitting on the wrong part of the couch and I left only one burner on the stove running instead of two