Aphrodite
@desire.gunmetolymp.us
Goddess of Love, Beauty, and Lichen farming for some fucking reason. That hot stranger you still think about
Read The Hades Calculus if you like Greek mythology, G witch, or Sicko Lesbians. It's where I'm from!
Avi by Sandro Botticelli
Read The Hades Calculus if you like Greek mythology, G witch, or Sicko Lesbians. It's where I'm from!
Avi by Sandro Botticelli
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Persephone Effect Thread, might as well
Gods fucking damn the prose in this book is so good. Hoooooly shit. As a poet I am stunned!
Gods fucking damn the prose in this book is so good. Hoooooly shit. As a poet I am stunned!
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what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
what it's like 75% of my feed is right now after the halftime show
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"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
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the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation
February 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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this might possibly be the first instance of someone mistaking gold for fools gold instead of the other way around 😂
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
this might possibly be the first instance of someone mistaking gold for fools gold instead of the other way around 😂
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!
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can I mesmerize you with my titties𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯
February 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
can I mesmerize you with my titties𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯
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now we're actually cooking
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
now we're actually cooking
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noctua... Learn on that thang
One of the goddess Minerva/ Athena's many symbols is the Athene noctua (little owl). It is thought to symbolize wisdom, knowledge and foresight.
#SuperbOwl
#SuperbOwl
February 8, 2026 at 9:29 PM
noctua... Learn on that thang
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the crying game is about how if you cheat on your trans girlfriend for a cis woman youll get like 20 people killed
February 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
the crying game is about how if you cheat on your trans girlfriend for a cis woman youll get like 20 people killed