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Beccas can't be choosers

@beccanical.bsky.social

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Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot (she/her)

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · Jan 18

being a poet sucks

now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

folks, it's that sad time once again where becca (me) goes to sleep and you can't imagine me reading your posts and going "omg that's good" about them

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

my 📱 🎹 makes truly terrible suggestions 😕 and i have had this 🤔 too. sometimes it wants to replace whole words, 😭 sometimes just add a random emoji 😉

i don't like it 😭

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

i used to post transfeminist theory threads. now i post like this ☝️

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

sorry, i can't come to the phone right now. the vibration isn't strong enough

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

performing a magic trick where i get you to pick a card, then i interpret your choice as a harsh judgement of who i am as a person

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

it's so weird how being in pain hurts. what's that about?

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

yeah, pen technology is getting pretty advanced these days

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 7h

elite scientists have just developed a pen you can look at and write with

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 7h

"this isn't even my final form!" i shout, and transform into gremlin

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Scarred Muldoon @silentdibs.bsky.social · 7h

Clutching my dymaxion globe, rocking back and forth

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12h

nobody talks about buckminsterfullerene any more. they just don't have the buckyballs

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 10h

how's this?

An edit of the "You are not immune to propaganda" Garfield meme that now reads "You are not immune to bara tiddies"

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 11h

one more before i close the template

An edit of the "You are not immune to propaganda" Garfield meme that now reads "You are not immune to puppygirldom"

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 11h

yeah, that's why you don't try it in a sensory deprivation tank

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 11h

"at last, you came to your senses!" well i mean yeah, i've never jerked off in a sensory deprivation tank

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12h

goblin mode vs kobold style vs critterwise vs orc time

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12h

keep your friends close, and your enemies in a little cage with ample enrichment

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12h

what kind of amateurs would cause that kind of Collateral Damage

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12h

nobody talks about buckminsterfullerene any more. they just don't have the buckyballs

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12h

at last, my evil victory is at hand! the only people left who could possibly oppose me are this ragtag group of misfits who don't even have full control of their various powers 😂

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 12h

god, what a violation. how tf is any patient supposed to trust this process?

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Talia "AFAB" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 13h

Medical institutions treat trans people as a population to surveil, manage, and dissect, rather than as people to assist or treat with basic dignity.

Typewriter Skeleton @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 13h

Oslo University Hospital caught using trans patients' journals for research purposes:
- Without the patients' consent to participate in research
- Affecting minors
- 1700 of them
- Taking highly sensitive information from said journals

This is a HUGE breach.

Anine Hartmann @aninehartmann.bsky.social · 16h

Tidligere i år meldte vi et forskningsprosjekt til redelighetsutvalget ved OUS og UiO.

Nå er forskerne felt for alvorlige brudd på forskningsetiske normer.

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 13h

lmao i am sorry for making you an accomplice in this

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 15h

"the polycule's podcast" is a cursed thought and i am immediately sure there are a hundred of them

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 15h

a fun and pointless detail of this is that the font used in this shitty edit is the actual font from the original, which happens to be from a sega genesis painting game called Art Alive! (1991) and i had to copy letter-by-letter from an example image somebody else uploaded to demonstrate

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 15h

good call thanks, here it is!

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 15h

more and more people every day fall victim to the podcurse

An edit of the Garfield "You are not immune to propaganda" meme that now reads "You are not immune to become podcaster"