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Kill James Bond!
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@Postoctobrist, @TheAbigailThorn and @DevonOnEarth seek to kill the James Bond in our heads

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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · Nov 24
Hello Bluesky: we are Kill James Bond - a podcast about guy movies hosted by 3 people who aren’t guys anymore: Abigail Thorn, November Kelly, & Devon

Trans rights, free Palestine, and as always - Kill James Bond
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when you see it
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS - It’s time for a new series baybeeeee! 🚗

Paul Walker is a cop who has to infiltrate a group of underground street racers whilst struggling with his own demons namely that he the actor Paul Walker was a real-life paedophile

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It’s the stars of point break and the stars of fast and furious with lines between them to make a comparison
January 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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The modern toaster
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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KILL JAMES BOND PODCAST SAYS: DEATH TO AMERICA
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER WITH NO NOTES

All three of us get drunk and try to remember what the fuck happened in this movie, the one with the gay assassins

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S4E29: Diamonds are Forever with No Notes | Kill James Bond!
It's that most festive of periods, that most goodwill of all men, that most silent and holy of nights, and you know what that means: We're skipping out on the usual postwar depictions of middle-aged m...
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December 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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the name Borb, Jamge Borb
A hand painted plate in a window featuring what is supposed to be Connery bond but uhhhhh well look I don’t want to bash the artist but well, bond’s looked better let’s just put put that way
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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DIE HARD 4.0

It’s the KJB holiday special! Bruce Willis has to save America from going on the computer too much

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December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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polyamory is on the rise because economic inflation and security advancements have made two-person bank heists practically unfeasible
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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We (I, Abi) got so drunk recording the Christmas Die Hard episode dog
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Unstoppable Remembering Machines
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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THE BICYCLE THIEVES - a 1948 Italian Marxist film about poverty that turns out to be the best film we’ve ever seen, for real

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S4E28: Bicycle Thieves | Kill James Bond!
It's our final heist movie of the year, and it's time to flip the script a little. A union man in immediate postwar Italy is assigned a job putting up posters. The pay is enough to finally give his fa...
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December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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the modern toaster
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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THE NIGHT PORTER

A Nazi paedophile

That’s the plot of the film tbh

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S4E27.5: The Night Porter | Kill James Bond!
This is a preview of a bonus episode! Find the rest, along with our backlog of hundreds of bonus episodes, on our reasonably-priced Patreon!------ Rounding out our little tasting course of 3 movies de...
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December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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RIP to Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, a strict meat and potatoes man
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa in Rising Sun, one of our earliest episodes
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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I find a computer indispensable
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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BOB LE FLAMBEUR - We’re off to France for a movie about a compulsive gambler turned heist artist 🇫🇷 Mostly though we just do weird bits

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S4E27: Bob le Flambeur | Kill James Bond!
In this precursor to the French New Wave, an old Gambler in 50s France gets mixed up in a scheme to heist 800 Million Francs from a casino. ----- Friend of the show Bella, a refugee evacuated from Afg...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Luc Besson’s new film is about a predator who’s really just misunderstood? Damn that’s crazy
scumbelievable.bsky.social Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · Nov 27
Wow where did he get an amazing idea like that
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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This is so sad, this guy should try making a podcast that’s good and fun instead thebaffler.com/outbursts/th...
The Hatred of Podcasting | Brace Belden
In 2015, if you said, “I heard it on a podcast,” you were trying to sound smart. In 2025, it’s better to lie.
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November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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RIP Udo Kier, the devil melty-fucked his wife and daughter in that movie one time but IRL he was gay so hell yeah brother keep on rockin in heaven, KJB salutes you 🫡
Udo Kier in end of days
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
Owen in I saw the tv glow
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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THE ZONE OF INTEREST - Jonathan Glazer’s Oscar-winning masterpiece about Rudolf Höss, camp commander at Auschwitz

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S4E26.5: The Zone of Interest [PREVIEW] | Kill James Bond!
Some streams come to a head in this episode, as we discuss Jonathan Glazer's film of our time, The Zone of Interest. Rudolph Hoess, the commandant of Auschwitz concentration camp, lives with his famil...
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November 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
November 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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CROUPIER - Clive Owen is a sigma male with a stupid hat working in a casino to avoid his personal problems (bottom dysphoria)

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Clive Owen in croupier looking at a woman smoking a MASSIVE joint
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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“Bond is dead” isn’t a problem.
It’s a solution.
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM