Keith (vibe spreadsheeter)
@mosheroperandi.bsky.social
Computer knower. Urbanism advocater. Hobbyist law nerd. Accused fiat shill.
Pinned
normalcy bias is a motherfucker
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"Oh hey your emergency management software got ransomware'd and may have leaked personal information"
swell, waiter, another lager
swell, waiter, another lager
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"Oh hey your emergency management software got ransomware'd and may have leaked personal information"
swell, waiter, another lager
swell, waiter, another lager
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No. I won't be believing this. My grandchildren may spend my golden years vainly persuading me Miller was the mayo man
Holy crap this isn't a joke
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
No. I won't be believing this. My grandchildren may spend my golden years vainly persuading me Miller was the mayo man
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i'm just hung up on "the entire media let itself get dogwalked into stabbing Democracy to death by a lady who was just doing it because she was hung up on RFK Jr.'s piss and breeding kinks", it's genuinely unbelievable to me
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i'm just hung up on "the entire media let itself get dogwalked into stabbing Democracy to death by a lady who was just doing it because she was hung up on RFK Jr.'s piss and breeding kinks", it's genuinely unbelievable to me
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
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whenever i say they walked there everyone gets mad at me island, but i was right
Researchers finally solve the big mysteries of Easter Island.
Drones, physics and rats: Studies show how the people of Rapa Nui made and moved the giant statues – and what caused the island’s deforestation
The mysteries of Easter Island, subjects of speculation for centuries, yield to scientific inquiry.
theconversation.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
whenever i say they walked there everyone gets mad at me island, but i was right
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ALEX GARLAND DOING PRESS FOR “CIVIL WAR”:
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
ALEX GARLAND DOING PRESS FOR “CIVIL WAR”:
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The kinds of databases:
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The kinds of databases:
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
• Fancy files
• 1970s stays winning
• This would be so cool if it worked at scale
• Oh, that's why google has a monopoly on search
CBS is reporting the suspect ID-ed as 29 year old Afghan national who entered US in 2021.
The path of likely demagoguery seems obvious from here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
The path of likely demagoguery seems obvious from here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
2 National Guard members shot in Washington, D.C., suspect in custody, officials say
Two members of the West Virginia National Guard were shot a few blocks from the White House in Washington, D.C., and a suspect is in custody, officials say.
www.cbsnews.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
CBS is reporting the suspect ID-ed as 29 year old Afghan national who entered US in 2021.
The path of likely demagoguery seems obvious from here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
The path of likely demagoguery seems obvious from here.
www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...
News is reporting the attacker used a handgun. Why are handguns even legal in DC?
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
News is reporting the attacker used a handgun. Why are handguns even legal in DC?
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
the dead bear was a catch-and-kill
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
the dead bear was a catch-and-kill
Unitary Executive Theory instructs us that it is the foreign policy of the united states president to coach russia on how to convince the united states president that his foreign policy is what it is.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Unitary Executive Theory instructs us that it is the foreign policy of the united states president to coach russia on how to convince the united states president that his foreign policy is what it is.
Is it possible Scheherazade is also supposed to be spelled with two z's?
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Is it possible Scheherazade is also supposed to be spelled with two z's?
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just about time for my favorite thanksgiving tradition: accidentally starting a new skyrim save
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
just about time for my favorite thanksgiving tradition: accidentally starting a new skyrim save
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Sorry, if you said turkey is a bad meat because you're not up to challenge of a difficult cook and you should have chicken instead, then you agree with JD Vance.
It's not even a rule. It's just a fact.
It's not even a rule. It's just a fact.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Sorry, if you said turkey is a bad meat because you're not up to challenge of a difficult cook and you should have chicken instead, then you agree with JD Vance.
It's not even a rule. It's just a fact.
It's not even a rule. It's just a fact.
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Lizza is making it clear that he could hide a lot of unethical activities in the profession so long as he wasn't cheated on by his partner with multiple men.
The entire marquee journalism just as rotten as the people they cover.
The entire marquee journalism just as rotten as the people they cover.
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lizza is making it clear that he could hide a lot of unethical activities in the profession so long as he wasn't cheated on by his partner with multiple men.
The entire marquee journalism just as rotten as the people they cover.
The entire marquee journalism just as rotten as the people they cover.
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i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
![However, the brothers' Google search history in the weeks after the theft for phrases including "how to wash crypto”, “top crypto lawyers”, “wire fraud statute / wire fraud statue [sic] of limitations”, and “prison or jail worse” suggest that perhaps the brothers had some clue that their actions could be interpreted criminally, as do the brothers' own descriptions of their plan as “sus”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreicpwu5pjoddgp2ovmaka2kfu6d6uc7uijrld5a4hovz5qpaqlkk5u@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
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it is impossible to explain to normal people that cryptocurrency is sort of fundamentally used as an ideological project. you kind of have to just say that a lot of people are con artists or funding terrorists or some shit if you want to justify a position. reality just sounds too nuts
like it doesn't get more literal than one of the BTC startups from 5 years ago that was founded by claremont institute grad students who were wanting to create a clearing facility for cross-border businesses to intentionally circumvent USD lol.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
it is impossible to explain to normal people that cryptocurrency is sort of fundamentally used as an ideological project. you kind of have to just say that a lot of people are con artists or funding terrorists or some shit if you want to justify a position. reality just sounds too nuts
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an english reporter mentions that kash patel just promised the fbi will track down everyone responsible and asks the dc chief if this means there are other suspects
chief says no
chief says no
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
an english reporter mentions that kash patel just promised the fbi will track down everyone responsible and asks the dc chief if this means there are other suspects
chief says no
chief says no
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One additional downside of our political class becoming more cracked outedly-online is that they too would like news to move at the speed of posting
oh they definitely hadn't notified families yet
UPDATE: West Virginia governor tweets that there are conflicting reports of the condition of two national guard members, minutes after he posted that they had died
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
One additional downside of our political class becoming more cracked outedly-online is that they too would like news to move at the speed of posting
President Miller has issued his orders
Pete Hegseth says that President Trump has asked him to deploy an additional 500 National Guard members to DC. x.com/RapidRespons...
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
President Miller has issued his orders
Pronunciation tip: every name in the cursed blog post is pronounced like "pizza"
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Pronunciation tip: every name in the cursed blog post is pronounced like "pizza"
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We proved Keynesianism is objectively true! And the voters rewarded this by returning the most manifestly unfit man to hold the White House to power!
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
We proved Keynesianism is objectively true! And the voters rewarded this by returning the most manifestly unfit man to hold the White House to power!
TIRED: saving it for your political book
MIRED: saving it for your burn book grudge blog about your ex
MIRED: saving it for your burn book grudge blog about your ex
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
TIRED: saving it for your political book
MIRED: saving it for your burn book grudge blog about your ex
MIRED: saving it for your burn book grudge blog about your ex