subtrauma
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I build things out of wood, metal, and concrete. And sometimes flour, water, salt, and yeast.
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mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
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Hear me out: Curling, but with Roombas
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Hear me out: Curling, but with Roombas
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This is so embarrassing.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This is so embarrassing.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
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instead of valentines day can there be another halloween
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
instead of valentines day can there be another halloween
science
if we used quicksand in hourglasses the weekend would be here already
February 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
science
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for the remainder
of the day my posts will be
in haiku format, fuckers
of the day my posts will be
in haiku format, fuckers
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
for the remainder
of the day my posts will be
in haiku format, fuckers
of the day my posts will be
in haiku format, fuckers
coffee and sourdough nutella toast with halva crumbled on top
there are no rules
there are no rules
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
coffee and sourdough nutella toast with halva crumbled on top
there are no rules
there are no rules
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"Not dishwasher safe"
Me: You'll be okay, just do your best in there.
Me: You'll be okay, just do your best in there.
February 8, 2026 at 9:12 AM
"Not dishwasher safe"
Me: You'll be okay, just do your best in there.
Me: You'll be okay, just do your best in there.
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My two moods:
1. "Hehe"
2. "Not hehe"
1. "Hehe"
2. "Not hehe"
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My two moods:
1. "Hehe"
2. "Not hehe"
1. "Hehe"
2. "Not hehe"
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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So many words...
And yet.
And yet.
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
So many words...
And yet.
And yet.
Artists, quote with something silly!
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Artists, quote with something silly!
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Artists, quote with something silly!
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Artists, quote with something silly!
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[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
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who called them stoner thoughts and not a smoke of genius
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
who called them stoner thoughts and not a smoke of genius
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Every billionaire: "I only went to the island to read the articles."
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Every billionaire: "I only went to the island to read the articles."
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you're my mover and shaker, my secret little art maker
February 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
you're my mover and shaker, my secret little art maker
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Just thought of a great name for an all girl Blue Oyster Cult coverband
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Just thought of a great name for an all girl Blue Oyster Cult coverband
Shouldn't shitposts be kept in an aft folder?
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Shouldn't shitposts be kept in an aft folder?
Yo, NYT Connections
Fuck you with your "cake is a compact Mass"
Fuck you with your "cake is a compact Mass"
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Yo, NYT Connections
Fuck you with your "cake is a compact Mass"
Fuck you with your "cake is a compact Mass"
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*pulling the parachute ripcord while in the plane to make sure it's a cute colour before I jump*
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
*pulling the parachute ripcord while in the plane to make sure it's a cute colour before I jump*