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Frostbitten Flamingo

@flemtheparrot.bsky.social

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Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal. Debut novel out on 31 October 2025 https://fleurbenz.nl 🇬🇧🇪🇬

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · Jun 20

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Kel @nofollowthrough.bsky.social · 2h

life is just a long improv scene where no one knows the script and the audience left years ago

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Jacie @jaciechan.bsky.social · 5d

"Take all you want from me;
I took you for granted"
💔🎵💖🎶💕💔

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 5h

If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 4h

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 15h

Here, smoke some mirrors.

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 7h

sure, I could think before I speak, but where’s the fun in that?

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 7h

Just realised I’m not reading The Forty Rules of Love, it’s reading me.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 9h

The top five worst ways to be found:

5. Out
4. Guilty
3. Wanting
2. Dead
1. By your email

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 9h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 9h

Amazing if literal: Letting yourself go.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 12h

Morning.

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 1d

Be the unreliable narrator in your own life.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 22h

my job doesn’t pay me enough to think about work outside of work

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 23h

I don’t talk to myself when I’m alone because I read the room.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1d

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1d

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1d

On the bright side, someone thought I was in my late thirties. So there's that.

Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1d

Didn’t feel like myself today. Huge thanks to everyone who clocked community service hours by putting up with me.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 4d

Self-awareness and other acts of horror.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

what a fuckin shitshow!

-me, to my inner dialogue

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1d

Didn’t feel like myself today. Huge thanks to everyone who clocked community service hours by putting up with me.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

has anyone started to defrost mariah carey yet?

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The Grand Ole Osprey @noshofosho.bsky.social · 2d

Read books. That's it. Don't care which ones. Just read books. The more the better. Read books.

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 2d

Be careful what you wish for. Because it might not happen and then you'll be Sad.

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