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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · Nov 14

reminder if we are unfamiliar and you’re weird to me, sexual, act like you know me irl, pushy, argumentative, snarky rude or mean in my replies to me or anyone else you will be blocked 🫶🏻

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1h

These watches appear to be ripoffs of famous designs. Likely from some factory that normally produces "homage" watches and they just swapped out the branding.

Comparison of Trump watches to similar looking models from Patek Philippe

Comparison of Trump watches to similar looking models from Rolex

Comparison of Trump watches to similar looking models from Rolex and Hublot

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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 8h

sleepy porch girl

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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · Jun 6

nothing in this hemisphere works as hard as one of my tank tops

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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 16h

it’s dark out there take a peak at my boobs if you need a little break

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porch protection

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looking down the barrel of a loaded gun

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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 9h

i don’t know what to do should i not put this out to encourage her to go home? i’m not putting the roof on tonight so she doesn’t get stuck in there if that other cat comes around, i really don’t want this shit on my porch. i want my peace back.