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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini
@lifeisterrible.bsky.social
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(I AM 43 YEARS OLD)



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Current Status:
Owe $500 for a vagrancy ticket.
Being asked to leave the sheltered porch i was staying on.

Officially im in a state of emergency, i have nowhere to stay and no way to pay this ticket.
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$miusoph
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Please help this is a crisis
Current Status:
Owe $500 for a vagrancy ticket.
Being asked to leave the sheltered porch i was staying on.

Officially im in a state of emergency, i have nowhere to stay and no way to pay this ticket.
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$miusoph
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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‼️URGENT‼️

Im so sorry idk what to do please help
Current Status:
Owe $500 for a vagrancy ticket.
Being asked to leave the sheltered porch i was staying on.

Officially im in a state of emergency, i have nowhere to stay and no way to pay this ticket.
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Donations will help/please share

$miusoph
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Please help me with food
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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PLEASE HELP
Current Status:
Owe $500 for a vagrancy ticket.
Being asked to leave the sheltered porch i was staying on.

Officially im in a state of emergency, i have nowhere to stay and no way to pay this ticket.
💸💞🏳️‍⚧️🚨

Donations will help/please share

$miusoph
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Current Status:
Owe $500 for a vagrancy ticket.
Being asked to leave the sheltered porch i was staying on.

Officially im in a state of emergency, i have nowhere to stay and no way to pay this ticket.
💸💞🏳️‍⚧️🚨

Donations will help/please share

$miusoph
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Pleasehelp
Current Status:
Owe $500 for a vagrancy ticket.
Being asked to leave the sheltered porch i was staying on.

Officially im in a state of emergency, i have nowhere to stay and no way to pay this ticket.
💸💞🏳️‍⚧️🚨

Donations will help/please share

$miusoph
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Please help lord this is too hard i cant continue
Current Status:
Owe $500 for a vagrancy ticket.
Being asked to leave the sheltered porch i was staying on.

Officially im in a state of emergency, i have nowhere to stay and no way to pay this ticket.
💸💞🏳️‍⚧️🚨

Donations will help/please share

$miusoph
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Mutual Aid Request:

I have to pay a ticket for a vagrancy charge, i was arrested last month due to the criminalization of homelessness, i owe $575 dollars but I could set up a payment plan.

Havent recieved enough aid to get housing even one night this winter + food needs

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