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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini
@lifeisterrible.bsky.social
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · Nov 14
reminder if we are unfamiliar and you’re weird to me, sexual, act like you know me irl, pushy, argumentative, snarky rude or mean in my replies to me or anyone else you will be blocked 🫶🏻
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 7h
absolutely
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 9h
Can’t believe I have to say this, but in Minnesota you will continue to have the freedom to get your COVID and flu shots.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 7h
incredible human to product ratio in this photoshop
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 7h
damn should i order this for the back porch projection movie watching?! seems like a good deal
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 7h
thank you. it will be okay, i’ll do my best to make sure she is safe.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 7h
they have me so stressed out. i get that she doesn’t want to be inside but she’s a cat and you’re a human help her move it inside or do your best to keep her inside, it’s so frustrating.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 7h
they rescued them

nypost.com/2025/10/08/w...
Mount Everest rescue sees all 880 hikers, guides saved after blizzard left them stranded
The nearly 900 hikers, mountain guides and other staffers who were stranded by a blizzard on the Chinese side of Mount Everest have all been rescued on Wednesday morning, according to state media.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 7h
i just looked she’s out there already, i left her box but didn’t put out the warm cat house i have so maybe if she gets cold she will go next door.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 10h
love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 7h
i thought they were about to amputate this mf’ers foot on survivor
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beautiful
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 7h
okay venomous snake but BEAUTIFUL snake
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Lauren Kirchner @lkirchner.bsky.social · 8h
🚨New @jacobsilverman.com alert! 🚨 Can’t wait to read this
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 14h
last year on this day 🙄
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 14h
Jeremy Klein took my brothers $ and never sent his stuff.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 14h
NOT A FAN. smells like cinnamon potpourri.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 14h
is this why i'm getting so many spam texts and calls?!
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 14h
daytime porch loaf
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 13h
what an angel
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 13h
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 13h
i have an angel who is squatting on my porch and refusing to go home.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 13h
what an angel
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 11h
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 10h
two little ladies. i feel so bad i haven’t been feeding any yard friends because im afraid it will get them attacked by sage.
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