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darth™️
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · Mar 26
hello ok i am awake what did i miss
tell me every thing
the classic windows xp wallpaper with your friend darth the red panda, a red panda wearing a darth vader outfit and with blue sky butterfly wings, flying above
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 15h
omfg
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Victor Von Doomscroll @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 15h
Incredible Mitts
My orange cat ‘s round little paws
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
have we reached the 'position player is pitching' part of the evening yet
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
my only question is why do we have to wait for the 15th inning to implement this
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 16h
After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 16h
After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
what is the snack bar situation
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 1d
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 1d
How OpenAI put itself at the centre of a $1tn network of deals on.ft.com/4q0tjCV
How OpenAI put itself at the centre of a $1tn network of deals
The company behind ChatGPT has signed agreements with many of the largest tech groups, adding to a growing web of financial dependencies across the AI world
on.ft.com
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
my favorite thing about the unwritten rules of baseball is when a player breaks one of the unwritten rules of baseball and is asked about it (like stealing second with a big lead) and they say

"weird never heard of that rule is that written down somewhere"
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I am Patrick's Sports Angst @patricksaxton.bsky.social · 16h
Unwritten rules, Darth. It's baseball
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
*reading rule book* "if game reaches the 15th inning with no resolution the cleveland guardians advance to the next round to face the toronto bluejays"

wait that can't be right can it
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
"how can we keep this game going"
"how about every body bunt"
"LFG"
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
maybe some of these guys just *like* extra innings

it is just an observation if i loved doing something i would also not want it to end
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 16h
happy third bday to this delightful weirdo
nyx (black cat) doing her batman “i’m vengeance” pose pensive nyx in a cat tree ghibli nyx on the back of a chair nyx with her front paws draped over a chair
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
happy third birthday nyx!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
COWBOY
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 16h
ah-woo.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16h
people are going to post AI slop...sometimes they just do not realize it at the time and have the good graces to delete it

but if they are told and keep posting it your safest action is just to block them because they will continue to spread it
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 17h
It is difficult for me to express how disastrous this is.
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Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 18h
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 17h
Breaking my social media fast to tell you that the Oregon Humane Society has slashed adoption fees 50% this weekend to offset an intake surge in the aftermath of an animal hoarding raid. Go adopt a new bestie like Miles (link below).
Miles 164090 Portland Campus A very handsome coonhound basset hound mix
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 17h
she can’t keep getting away with this
Black juvenile bunny laid out comfortably on some carpet.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17h
1000%. .. maybe 1500% or more jokes philip!
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18h
Back when I was at The Post, every Friday at 10pm I'd plug my data/visualizations/jokes newsletter.

Well, it's back. In 12 hours, the all-new How To Read This Chart lands in mailboxes. Sign up for free!
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How To Read This Chart
37% data. 42% visualizations. 210% jokes.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 20h
nobel peace prize is not awarded posthumously

just a little fun fact to file away for next year for absolutely no particular reason
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20h
non euclidean ass cat
Bampy contorting herself and looking at the camera while Pishi minds her business behind her
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