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· Apr 30
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
Passion 2. The film opens as Jesus wakes up in the hospital
December 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Passion 2. The film opens as Jesus wakes up in the hospital
One thing about being lowkey is when I take time off for surgery people are like "hope you got some good rest on your vacation."
No, man. I didnt. I had my bones carved up. I haven't had a moment of rest since 2002.
No, man. I didnt. I had my bones carved up. I haven't had a moment of rest since 2002.
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
One thing about being lowkey is when I take time off for surgery people are like "hope you got some good rest on your vacation."
No, man. I didnt. I had my bones carved up. I haven't had a moment of rest since 2002.
No, man. I didnt. I had my bones carved up. I haven't had a moment of rest since 2002.
Oh man. Three weeks out of office and you can hear the customer's palpable relief that I'm back on our calls lmao. I love to be in possession of baseline competence.
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oh man. Three weeks out of office and you can hear the customer's palpable relief that I'm back on our calls lmao. I love to be in possession of baseline competence.
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We gotta do something about metaphors
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We gotta do something about metaphors
Birthday gorls! Four years old today.
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Birthday gorls! Four years old today.
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hnngghhh powah iz the ultimate aphrodisiaccc
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
hnngghhh powah iz the ultimate aphrodisiaccc
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The sky was burning like a Vietnamese village as I gazed into the cloudless blue abyss of his eyes…
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The sky was burning like a Vietnamese village as I gazed into the cloudless blue abyss of his eyes…
alternate timeline where Olivia Nuzzi gets to profile Henry Kissinger
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
alternate timeline where Olivia Nuzzi gets to profile Henry Kissinger
Like three years ago I bought a bottle of whiskey and was nervous about it because I'm convinced that keeping alcohol at home will immediately lead to a problem for me. It's still sitting unopened. I'm real fun at parties.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Like three years ago I bought a bottle of whiskey and was nervous about it because I'm convinced that keeping alcohol at home will immediately lead to a problem for me. It's still sitting unopened. I'm real fun at parties.
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Posting is the only skill that you catch like a disease
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Posting is the only skill that you catch like a disease
Remember when the Bush White House credentialed and planted a gay escort so he could ask friendly questions? He would be the most ethical reporter in the press pool this administration has cultivated.
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Remember when the Bush White House credentialed and planted a gay escort so he could ask friendly questions? He would be the most ethical reporter in the press pool this administration has cultivated.
never knew this before but polysporin is borderline miraculous for severely chapped lips. had a really bad post-surgery experience. couldn't nose breathe and caregiver's car + hotel were blasting dry, hot air. mouth and throat dried out so bad I sounded like RFK Jr for days. every breath pure agony.
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
never knew this before but polysporin is borderline miraculous for severely chapped lips. had a really bad post-surgery experience. couldn't nose breathe and caregiver's car + hotel were blasting dry, hot air. mouth and throat dried out so bad I sounded like RFK Jr for days. every breath pure agony.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Personally I love when someone heading my way stares into their phone and repeatedly veers into collision course with me because they can't bother to look up long enough to note that I already moved to a clear path.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Personally I love when someone heading my way stares into their phone and repeatedly veers into collision course with me because they can't bother to look up long enough to note that I already moved to a clear path.
Revision has put me in a financial hole for probably the next ten years, recovery has been rough, but man is it nice not seeing those massive orbital rims and temple ridges in the mirror
December 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Revision has put me in a financial hole for probably the next ten years, recovery has been rough, but man is it nice not seeing those massive orbital rims and temple ridges in the mirror
Between Elon Musk and Gen X that's just never going to be seen as a cool letter again.
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Between Elon Musk and Gen X that's just never going to be seen as a cool letter again.
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a hungry man thinks of bread
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
a hungry man thinks of bread
This is the type of thing you do to make your opposition expose themselves as clowns, as the replies demonstrate.
BREAKING: Trump: I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Manufacturers have long wanted to do this, just like they are so successfully built in other countries. They can be propelled by gasoline, electric, or hybrid.
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is the type of thing you do to make your opposition expose themselves as clowns, as the replies demonstrate.
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"Mariska Hargitay" is like if Popeye had a daughter he tried to name "Marisa Hardy"
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"Mariska Hargitay" is like if Popeye had a daughter he tried to name "Marisa Hardy"
"Mariska Hargitay" is like if Popeye had a daughter he tried to name "Marisa Hardy"
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"Mariska Hargitay" is like if Popeye had a daughter he tried to name "Marisa Hardy"
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The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.