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· Apr 30
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
"Mariska Hargitay" is like if Popeye had a daughter he tried to name "Marisa Hardy"
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"Mariska Hargitay" is like if Popeye had a daughter he tried to name "Marisa Hardy"
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The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.
I don't recall voting for any Republicans but I'm sure this charming sociopath talking to a post from two months ago has the right of it
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I don't recall voting for any Republicans but I'm sure this charming sociopath talking to a post from two months ago has the right of it
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Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
One of my many humble dreams is to one day read a post like this and not immediately know what the subject will be.
If you're a doctor and you stop providing care because of what your boss said, you should lose your license.
I’d be grateful if hospitals would care for children
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November 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
One of my many humble dreams is to one day read a post like this and not immediately know what the subject will be.
The papal bull against the errors of puppy play is said to be the most momentous since Leo X's refutation of Martin Luther.
he met 4 trans women for lunch and banned polyamory what did they tell him
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The papal bull against the errors of puppy play is said to be the most momentous since Leo X's refutation of Martin Luther.
One day I'm going to write the perfect post, phrased so precisely as to preclude every possible dumb reply, redundant joke reply, bad faith quote, etc. At that point I will ascend bodily unto Heaven.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
One day I'm going to write the perfect post, phrased so precisely as to preclude every possible dumb reply, redundant joke reply, bad faith quote, etc. At that point I will ascend bodily unto Heaven.
Not surprised to see the HRC backing KOSA. Everyone is 2012.
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Not surprised to see the HRC backing KOSA. Everyone is 2012.
I don't watch tv at home so when I stay in a hotel I really indulge by watching untold hours of Teen Tit
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I don't watch tv at home so when I stay in a hotel I really indulge by watching untold hours of Teen Tit
idc what people do but if you cloy up your neighboring hotel rooms with the stink of your weed you're a nasty, antisocial little pig. open a window and stay by it, dirtbag
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
idc what people do but if you cloy up your neighboring hotel rooms with the stink of your weed you're a nasty, antisocial little pig. open a window and stay by it, dirtbag
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
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OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OpenAI says they aren't liable for the suicide of a user their chat bot urged to kill himself because suicide is a violation of the TOS
Good. Maybe now he'll finish The Winds of Winter.
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Good. Maybe now he'll finish The Winds of Winter.
eat what you like, but I just think there are easier ways to get the same effect of pecan pie, such as shoving your entire head inside a bag of sugar
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
eat what you like, but I just think there are easier ways to get the same effect of pecan pie, such as shoving your entire head inside a bag of sugar
I'm in that phase of recovery where you look like Laura Loomer for a few days, so be careful what you say to me.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm in that phase of recovery where you look like Laura Loomer for a few days, so be careful what you say to me.
Running the government like it's the 90s NBA
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Running the government like it's the 90s NBA
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Until they all come home
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Until they all come home
All those kids helped by Miss Bianca and Bernard died of hantavirus.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
All those kids helped by Miss Bianca and Bernard died of hantavirus.
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors