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delrayser
@delrayser.bsky.social
· Jan 28
These fucking people.
this is obv beside the point but the sheer ham-handedness of DHS leaking a video to a right wing news site just so DHS could turn around and retweet it really is something to behold
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
this is obv beside the point but the sheer ham-handedness of DHS leaking a video to a right wing news site just so DHS could turn around and retweet it really is something to behold
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
your job now is to find a way to live with people who genuinely want to shoot you in the face
New CBS News anchor Tony Dokoupil closing the broadcast from MN last night.
January 9, 2026 at 3:01 PM
your job now is to find a way to live with people who genuinely want to shoot you in the face
if the falcons hire belichick after dodging that bullet in 2023 I swear to god
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
if the falcons hire belichick after dodging that bullet in 2023 I swear to god
even if you thought the criminal charges against Maduro are legit (they aren't) and justified the capture of a foreign head of state (they don't), what on Earth are the criminal charges against his wife that justify kidnapping her too?
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
even if you thought the criminal charges against Maduro are legit (they aren't) and justified the capture of a foreign head of state (they don't), what on Earth are the criminal charges against his wife that justify kidnapping her too?
starting to think the FIFA peace prize didn't really mean anything
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
starting to think the FIFA peace prize didn't really mean anything
we've all just silently agreed that the work year doesn't start until Monday right
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
we've all just silently agreed that the work year doesn't start until Monday right
I DON'T WANT THICK BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART I WANT NICE THIN BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I DON'T WANT THICK BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART I WANT NICE THIN BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART
I, for one, think the president should get to take as much aspirin as he damn well pleases, and in fact should be taking a lot more. Just go to town on the stuff
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I, for one, think the president should get to take as much aspirin as he damn well pleases, and in fact should be taking a lot more. Just go to town on the stuff
love too open my google news feed to find AI summaries of a football game that hasn't happened yet
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
love too open my google news feed to find AI summaries of a football game that hasn't happened yet
Kavanaugh: Stop ₛₐᵧᵢₙ𝓰 Kavanaugh Stops
Kavanaugh goes out of his way to pen a footnote not having to deal with the case at hand.
He appears to be trying to narrow the forces he unleashed with his prior opinion allowing for race- and ethnicity-based #KavanaughStops
He appears to be trying to narrow the forces he unleashed with his prior opinion allowing for race- and ethnicity-based #KavanaughStops
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Kavanaugh: Stop ₛₐᵧᵢₙ𝓰 Kavanaugh Stops
maybe this isn't a new thing (I really try to avoid video of the guy as much as possible) but have Trump's eyes always pointed in different directions or is this a new symptom of his cognitive decline
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
maybe this isn't a new thing (I really try to avoid video of the guy as much as possible) but have Trump's eyes always pointed in different directions or is this a new symptom of his cognitive decline
am I doing this meme right
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
am I doing this meme right
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in 2029 there's gonna be a whole lot of this needing to be done
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
in 2029 there's gonna be a whole lot of this needing to be done
I don't think that's what people meant when they said healthcare was unafford-a-ball
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I don't think that's what people meant when they said healthcare was unafford-a-ball
chat why is he yelling at us
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
chat why is he yelling at us
yes let's put the sundowning president on primetime television to demonstrate to the entire nation that his brain is mush, another Susie Wiles political masterstroke
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
yes let's put the sundowning president on primetime television to demonstrate to the entire nation that his brain is mush, another Susie Wiles political masterstroke
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yeah why won't the economy grow by uh *checks notes* 7.6 trillion a year
Trump says he doesn't know why America can't achieve 25 percent annual economic growth
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
yeah why won't the economy grow by uh *checks notes* 7.6 trillion a year
if any of y'all happen to run into January 2025 me, tell him to stop fucking around and put away the Christmas lights correctly
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
if any of y'all happen to run into January 2025 me, tell him to stop fucking around and put away the Christmas lights correctly
this isn't just a simple recrop that went awry - in the aired version the crew men and hose have been digitally edited out, so they obviously remastered the wrong version
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
this isn't just a simple recrop that went awry - in the aired version the crew men and hose have been digitally edited out, so they obviously remastered the wrong version
lotta people saying this house has too many bathrooms, as if there's a correct number of bathrooms for a house that has no front door
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
lotta people saying this house has too many bathrooms, as if there's a correct number of bathrooms for a house that has no front door