this is obv beside the point but the sheer ham-handedness of DHS leaking a video to a right wing news site just so DHS could turn around and retweet it really is something to behold
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
this is obv beside the point but the sheer ham-handedness of DHS leaking a video to a right wing news site just so DHS could turn around and retweet it really is something to behold
I DON'T WANT THICK BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART I WANT NICE THIN BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I DON'T WANT THICK BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART I WANT NICE THIN BLOOD POURING THROUGH MY HEART
love too open my google news feed to find AI summaries of a football game that hasn't happened yet
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
love too open my google news feed to find AI summaries of a football game that hasn't happened yet
maybe this isn't a new thing (I really try to avoid video of the guy as much as possible) but have Trump's eyes always pointed in different directions or is this a new symptom of his cognitive decline
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
maybe this isn't a new thing (I really try to avoid video of the guy as much as possible) but have Trump's eyes always pointed in different directions or is this a new symptom of his cognitive decline
am I doing this meme right
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
am I doing this meme right
in 2029 there's gonna be a whole lot of this needing to be done
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
in 2029 there's gonna be a whole lot of this needing to be done
this isn't just a simple recrop that went awry - in the aired version the crew men and hose have been digitally edited out, so they obviously remastered the wrong version
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
this isn't just a simple recrop that went awry - in the aired version the crew men and hose have been digitally edited out, so they obviously remastered the wrong version
permanent layoffs of federal workers is not the appropriate response to a temporary lapse in appropriations
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
permanent layoffs of federal workers is not the appropriate response to a temporary lapse in appropriations
the first rule of a successful undercover operation is, tell everyone you're going to be doing an undercover operation
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the first rule of a successful undercover operation is, tell everyone you're going to be doing an undercover operation
literally cannot tell if she is doing a bit
September 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
literally cannot tell if she is doing a bit
waaaaaaait a second
September 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
waaaaaaait a second
this is like Trump taking a share of your home's equity in exchange for sending you your Social Security check
August 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
this is like Trump taking a share of your home's equity in exchange for sending you your Social Security check
Does this tweet count as an in kind donation to John Cornyn
July 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Does this tweet count as an in kind donation to John Cornyn
hmmm I wonder what's traditionally in the middle between "red" and "blue"
July 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
hmmm I wonder what's traditionally in the middle between "red" and "blue"