geoffrey (slouching toward thankfulness)
@parsnip.bsky.social
festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him
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"but bro," he grunted between reps. "i am pagliacci."
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i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
queen of the screen
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
queen of the screen
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... feelin' real fuckin called out right now...
i mean what is mom going to play her horny bisexual cartoon roguelite on without a 14-inch macbook pro (2025)
What the hell kind of "Gift Ideas For Mom" list is this?
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
... feelin' real fuckin called out right now...
i mean what is mom going to play her horny bisexual cartoon roguelite on without a 14-inch macbook pro (2025)
What the hell kind of "Gift Ideas For Mom" list is this?
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i mean what is mom going to play her horny bisexual cartoon roguelite on without a 14-inch macbook pro (2025)
i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i believe i will live to see pete hegseth in chains
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Right out of the textbooks. Literally "Them."
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Right out of the textbooks. Literally "Them."
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Oh hey I wonder why that “you don’t have to follow an illegal order” video got them so hot and bothered?
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Oh hey I wonder why that “you don’t have to follow an illegal order” video got them so hot and bothered?
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i almost died to achieve this
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i almost died to achieve this
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to be clear this is not dooming. i don't think they've won some kind of political coup here, though they do. i mean very simply that trump and republicans wanted violence involving the national guard one way or another, and worked concertedly to create its conditions of possibility, and it happened
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
to be clear this is not dooming. i don't think they've won some kind of political coup here, though they do. i mean very simply that trump and republicans wanted violence involving the national guard one way or another, and worked concertedly to create its conditions of possibility, and it happened
i know it's not helpful but on this as any new polling nadir day i can't help but be mad that a bunch of people are ignorant dipshits going "no not like that" to exactly what they ordered and the rest of us have to fucking live with it
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i know it's not helpful but on this as any new polling nadir day i can't help but be mad that a bunch of people are ignorant dipshits going "no not like that" to exactly what they ordered and the rest of us have to fucking live with it
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Every time someone jumps on socials and says there is no point to mass protest days and visible reaction in the streets, share this chart with them. The approval ratings are tanking not just because they're doing bad things but also because protestors won't let people forget it either.
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Every time someone jumps on socials and says there is no point to mass protest days and visible reaction in the streets, share this chart with them. The approval ratings are tanking not just because they're doing bad things but also because protestors won't let people forget it either.
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Zero reckoning from any of the elites who credulously parroted the absurd idea that the right wing was in favor of free speech.
Public libraries in Tennessee have begun to shut down as they carry out an order from state officials to remove children’s books containing LGBTQ+ themes or characters.
www.rawstory.com/alternet-pos...
www.rawstory.com/alternet-pos...
Alarm as Tennessee libraries shut down for Republican 'book purge'
Public libraries in Tennessee have begun to shut down as they carry out an order from state officials to remove children’s books containing LGBTQ+ themes or characters.For Popular Information, Rebecca...
www.rawstory.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Zero reckoning from any of the elites who credulously parroted the absurd idea that the right wing was in favor of free speech.
waiting for the sun to go down to do my errands so as to be witnessed as minimally as possible like some kind of fledgling vampire but the physically deformed kind
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
waiting for the sun to go down to do my errands so as to be witnessed as minimally as possible like some kind of fledgling vampire but the physically deformed kind
happy black friday 2 me :)
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
happy black friday 2 me :)
oh i have one final thanksgiving food hot take. i find the leftover sandwich barbaric
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
oh i have one final thanksgiving food hot take. i find the leftover sandwich barbaric
i almost died to achieve this
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i almost died to achieve this
breakfast nachos
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
breakfast nachos
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Sarah Beckstrom's ex-boyfriend told NBC News she dreamed of becoming an FBI special agent.
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
National Guard member killed in D.C. shooting remembered for 'heart of gold'
The slain soldier’s former boyfriend recalled her empathy and generosity. “She doesn’t even have to know you and she’ll do anything for you,” he said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sarah Beckstrom's ex-boyfriend told NBC News she dreamed of becoming an FBI special agent.
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
She didn't want to deploy to D.C.
"She hated it. She cried about it."
But she started visiting monuments and museums and started enjoying it.
May she rest in peace.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
my greatest fear is It happens when i'm sleeping in and i miss the moment
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
my greatest fear is It happens when i'm sleeping in and i miss the moment
setting everything else aside this is real brain leaking out his ears stuff
Trump claims “any document” signed by Joe Biden is “hereby terminated.”
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
setting everything else aside this is real brain leaking out his ears stuff
i always forget that people well and truly go shopping outside today. impossible to imagine. preposterous
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i always forget that people well and truly go shopping outside today. impossible to imagine. preposterous
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after some mad dash last minute triage, tiny thanksgiving finally landed on the table 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
after some mad dash last minute triage, tiny thanksgiving finally landed on the table 😌
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the chex mix stealer
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
the chex mix stealer
goodnight beloveds
Fiona Apple - Every Single Night (Official Video)
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November 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
goodnight beloveds
the chex mix stealer
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
the chex mix stealer