Deadbeat Cat Dad
@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Vaguely humanoid earth moving equipment. Fuzz doula.
Pinned
Spending less time in spaces that make me feel bad (this website) and more time in spaces that make me feel good (crawlspaces) has been a boon for my general outlook and attitude.
Adjusting for inflation, Bowling for Columbine made $106M at the box office on a $12.8M budget.
February 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Adjusting for inflation, Bowling for Columbine made $106M at the box office on a $12.8M budget.
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MeToo 2.0 is gonna need heavy ordnance.
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
MeToo 2.0 is gonna need heavy ordnance.
There's a direct path from the Mickey Mouse Club to the clip where she's dancing with knives and it was lined by malicious creeps the whole way.
Yeah it was pretty clarifying to watch every single media personality explicitly conspire to ruin Britney Spears’ life from the time she was 16 until, yknow, her life was ruined
there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
There's a direct path from the Mickey Mouse Club to the clip where she's dancing with knives and it was lined by malicious creeps the whole way.
Turns out the shunting scene in Society (1989) was far less gross and upsetting than reality.
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Turns out the shunting scene in Society (1989) was far less gross and upsetting than reality.
Cannot be overstated how good for storytelling crappy flashlights and comms equipment are for storytelling.
Such a good movie, watch it every year.
Such a good movie, watch it every year.
On this, our coldest day of winter so far, it is only reasonable to watch The Thing in Ultra-Immersive.
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Cannot be overstated how good for storytelling crappy flashlights and comms equipment are for storytelling.
Such a good movie, watch it every year.
Such a good movie, watch it every year.
On this, our coldest day of winter so far, it is only reasonable to watch The Thing in Ultra-Immersive.
February 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
On this, our coldest day of winter so far, it is only reasonable to watch The Thing in Ultra-Immersive.
We've gotten what can generously be called a dusting of snow, not even enough to stay solid once it hits the ground, and our lights are already winking in and out.
Come on man, this is embarrassing.
Come on man, this is embarrassing.
Time for the yearly atlanta infrastructure clusterfuck.
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
We've gotten what can generously be called a dusting of snow, not even enough to stay solid once it hits the ground, and our lights are already winking in and out.
Come on man, this is embarrassing.
Come on man, this is embarrassing.
Asimov's psychohistory from the foundation series, but in the hands of the worst people imaginable.
honestly not in a million years would i have called this
That feeling when you, a terrorism and extremism scholar, see documentary evidence that shows moot met with Jeffery Epstein on the same day /pol was launched:
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Asimov's psychohistory from the foundation series, but in the hands of the worst people imaginable.
It's like a whisper network of the worst men alive, all conspiring against specific, individual women. Fucking gross shit.
Jesus Christ
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It's like a whisper network of the worst men alive, all conspiring against specific, individual women. Fucking gross shit.
A fiber rich diet is liberation theology, to me.
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
A fiber rich diet is liberation theology, to me.
The only man in the world with objectivity bumps in his cranium has spoken.
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The only man in the world with objectivity bumps in his cranium has spoken.
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"They're taking the taxes to Washington!"
a man with long hair and a bow and arrow is standing in the middle of a field .
Alt: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
TO ISENGARD!
GARD
GARD
GARD
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"They're taking the taxes to Washington!"
Turning the Daily Show into the Riyadh Comedy of late night. Perfect, no notes.
Whitney Cummings made her 'Daily Show' debut Wednesday night—not as a guest, but as the show’s newest contributor.
Whitney Cummings Is The Daily Show’s Newest Contributor
Whitney Cummings made her 'Daily Show' debut Wednesday night—not as a guest, but as the show’s newest contributor.
dlvr.it
January 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Turning the Daily Show into the Riyadh Comedy of late night. Perfect, no notes.
For all my faults, I have never and will never respond to a set of stimuli by recording a podcast.
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
For all my faults, I have never and will never respond to a set of stimuli by recording a podcast.
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Begging people to please stop posting @halfwaypost.bsky.social's fake stories. It's not even satire. They're not satirizing anything; they're just writing fan fiction.
If you look in the replies to any of their posts, it's like 95% people who think it's real. They should stop it.
If you look in the replies to any of their posts, it's like 95% people who think it's real. They should stop it.
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Begging people to please stop posting @halfwaypost.bsky.social's fake stories. It's not even satire. They're not satirizing anything; they're just writing fan fiction.
If you look in the replies to any of their posts, it's like 95% people who think it's real. They should stop it.
If you look in the replies to any of their posts, it's like 95% people who think it's real. They should stop it.
Edgar Cayce and the Sundown Band. I still can't believe his lunatic followers were allowed to drill around the Sphinx in the 90s.
January 28, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Edgar Cayce and the Sundown Band. I still can't believe his lunatic followers were allowed to drill around the Sphinx in the 90s.
Sick and feeling like shit my cooking deteriorates to my scumbag 5 minute, one pot, one bowl, one fork repertoire.
Couscous cooked with a vegetable bouillon cube and a fistful of spices, served with a handful of olives tossed in.
Dinner is ready.
Couscous cooked with a vegetable bouillon cube and a fistful of spices, served with a handful of olives tossed in.
Dinner is ready.
January 28, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Sick and feeling like shit my cooking deteriorates to my scumbag 5 minute, one pot, one bowl, one fork repertoire.
Couscous cooked with a vegetable bouillon cube and a fistful of spices, served with a handful of olives tossed in.
Dinner is ready.
Couscous cooked with a vegetable bouillon cube and a fistful of spices, served with a handful of olives tossed in.
Dinner is ready.
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I showed my computer your search history and it killed itself.
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I showed my computer your search history and it killed itself.
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
New hypnotized by impending delight facial expression just dropped.
goooood morning it is cold and frosty out there but frozen pop tarts are this little lady’s favorites, and yes, she can catch the bites midair - so absolutely: Lucy Loved That Walk
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
New hypnotized by impending delight facial expression just dropped.
It's gonna be lit when she's hoisting the mission accomplished banner on doing the fucking news.
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
It's gonna be lit when she's hoisting the mission accomplished banner on doing the fucking news.
Hi, it's me, the dogshit opinions guy. I'd really like you to know that I've changed my opinion about something super obvious outside of my social circle.
But when you really think about it, you're the one to blame for me being a decade behind the ball.
But when you really think about it, you're the one to blame for me being a decade behind the ball.
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Hi, it's me, the dogshit opinions guy. I'd really like you to know that I've changed my opinion about something super obvious outside of my social circle.
But when you really think about it, you're the one to blame for me being a decade behind the ball.
But when you really think about it, you're the one to blame for me being a decade behind the ball.