Deadbeat Cat Dad
@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Vaguely humanoid earth moving equipment. Fuzz doula.
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Spending less time in spaces that make me feel bad (this website) and more time in spaces that make me feel good (crawlspaces) has been a boon for my general outlook and attitude.
The only man in the world with objectivity bumps in his cranium has spoken.
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The only man in the world with objectivity bumps in his cranium has spoken.
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"They're taking the taxes to Washington!"
a man with long hair and a bow and arrow is standing in the middle of a field .
Alt: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
TO ISENGARD!
GARD
GARD
GARD
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"They're taking the taxes to Washington!"
Turning the Daily Show into the Riyadh Comedy of late night. Perfect, no notes.
Whitney Cummings made her 'Daily Show' debut Wednesday night—not as a guest, but as the show’s newest contributor.
Whitney Cummings Is The Daily Show’s Newest Contributor
Whitney Cummings made her 'Daily Show' debut Wednesday night—not as a guest, but as the show’s newest contributor.
dlvr.it
January 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Turning the Daily Show into the Riyadh Comedy of late night. Perfect, no notes.
For all my faults, I have never and will never respond to a set of stimuli by recording a podcast.
January 28, 2026 at 5:34 PM
For all my faults, I have never and will never respond to a set of stimuli by recording a podcast.
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Begging people to please stop posting @halfwaypost.bsky.social's fake stories. It's not even satire. They're not satirizing anything; they're just writing fan fiction.
If you look in the replies to any of their posts, it's like 95% people who think it's real. They should stop it.
If you look in the replies to any of their posts, it's like 95% people who think it's real. They should stop it.
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Begging people to please stop posting @halfwaypost.bsky.social's fake stories. It's not even satire. They're not satirizing anything; they're just writing fan fiction.
If you look in the replies to any of their posts, it's like 95% people who think it's real. They should stop it.
If you look in the replies to any of their posts, it's like 95% people who think it's real. They should stop it.
Edgar Cayce and the Sundown Band. I still can't believe his lunatic followers were allowed to drill around the Sphinx in the 90s.
January 28, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Edgar Cayce and the Sundown Band. I still can't believe his lunatic followers were allowed to drill around the Sphinx in the 90s.
Sick and feeling like shit my cooking deteriorates to my scumbag 5 minute, one pot, one bowl, one fork repertoire.
Couscous cooked with a vegetable bouillon cube and a fistful of spices, served with a handful of olives tossed in.
Dinner is ready.
Couscous cooked with a vegetable bouillon cube and a fistful of spices, served with a handful of olives tossed in.
Dinner is ready.
January 28, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Sick and feeling like shit my cooking deteriorates to my scumbag 5 minute, one pot, one bowl, one fork repertoire.
Couscous cooked with a vegetable bouillon cube and a fistful of spices, served with a handful of olives tossed in.
Dinner is ready.
Couscous cooked with a vegetable bouillon cube and a fistful of spices, served with a handful of olives tossed in.
Dinner is ready.
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I showed my computer your search history and it killed itself.
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I showed my computer your search history and it killed itself.
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 PM
New hypnotized by impending delight facial expression just dropped.
goooood morning it is cold and frosty out there but frozen pop tarts are this little lady’s favorites, and yes, she can catch the bites midair - so absolutely: Lucy Loved That Walk
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
New hypnotized by impending delight facial expression just dropped.
It's gonna be lit when she's hoisting the mission accomplished banner on doing the fucking news.
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
It's gonna be lit when she's hoisting the mission accomplished banner on doing the fucking news.
Hi, it's me, the dogshit opinions guy. I'd really like you to know that I've changed my opinion about something super obvious outside of my social circle.
But when you really think about it, you're the one to blame for me being a decade behind the ball.
But when you really think about it, you're the one to blame for me being a decade behind the ball.
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Hi, it's me, the dogshit opinions guy. I'd really like you to know that I've changed my opinion about something super obvious outside of my social circle.
But when you really think about it, you're the one to blame for me being a decade behind the ball.
But when you really think about it, you're the one to blame for me being a decade behind the ball.
Knowing who among your neighbors have a way to stay warm in case of a power failure, and a way to reach out to ask them if they need a hand, is prepping, to me.
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Knowing who among your neighbors have a way to stay warm in case of a power failure, and a way to reach out to ask them if they need a hand, is prepping, to me.
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Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady
July 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady
Not knowing the rules fully, I enjoy football in the same way I enjoy best-of compilations of Japanese gameshows. The more reasons to include a slide whistle sound effect the better.
Yeah anyone who says this weather makes for enjoyable football is lying. Ooooh you like watching dudes slip and throws fall short? BE FOR REAL
This is terrible football IMO
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Not knowing the rules fully, I enjoy football in the same way I enjoy best-of compilations of Japanese gameshows. The more reasons to include a slide whistle sound effect the better.
Even Zeus is sick of their shit
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Even Zeus is sick of their shit
We're over here seeing Mamdami's updates on our feeds
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
We're over here seeing Mamdami's updates on our feeds
Time for the yearly atlanta infrastructure clusterfuck.
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Time for the yearly atlanta infrastructure clusterfuck.
The virgin cynicism vs the chad sincerity
Tell the ones you love that you love them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The virgin cynicism vs the chad sincerity
Tell the ones you love that you love them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Tell the ones you love that you love them.
"Will you look at that cheese pull" I cough as Manimal in panther form holds my insides up to the camera. Everyone groans.
January 23, 2026 at 11:33 PM
"Will you look at that cheese pull" I cough as Manimal in panther form holds my insides up to the camera. Everyone groans.
There will be some poor fucker out there who won't be able to enjoy sex without some uber timestamped tiktok song blaring out their ass but that's the cost of innovation.
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
There will be some poor fucker out there who won't be able to enjoy sex without some uber timestamped tiktok song blaring out their ass but that's the cost of innovation.
What's wrong babe, you've barely touched the risotto that makes you see pixies
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
What's wrong babe, you've barely touched the risotto that makes you see pixies