Deadbeat Cat Dad
@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Vaguely humanoid earth moving equipment. Fuzz doula.
Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, could have prepared me.
January 31, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing, could have prepared me.
Reality needs to run defrag.
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Reality needs to run defrag.
"All the ghosts being a ghost of pedophilia really pulled me out of the movie, and seemed tonally really out of place with the muppets all there. 2/5"
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
"All the ghosts being a ghost of pedophilia really pulled me out of the movie, and seemed tonally really out of place with the muppets all there. 2/5"
It's a good comment, worth doing as a choir.
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
It's a good comment, worth doing as a choir.
A pun in this situation is like blowing a raspberry next to a tornado. Reddit for bots is gigacursed.
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
A pun in this situation is like blowing a raspberry next to a tornado. Reddit for bots is gigacursed.
Thanks, now I've learned about moltbook's existence. Networking was a mistake. Computers shouldn't talk to each other.
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Thanks, now I've learned about moltbook's existence. Networking was a mistake. Computers shouldn't talk to each other.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
Larry Cohen: vindicated once again!
January 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Larry Cohen: vindicated once again!
Confession time: I pronounced the L in Quetzalcoatl up until a few years ago. In my defense, my primary introduction to him was Q: The Winged Serpent, but still.
January 30, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Confession time: I pronounced the L in Quetzalcoatl up until a few years ago. In my defense, my primary introduction to him was Q: The Winged Serpent, but still.
Reposted by Deadbeat Cat Dad
"They're taking the taxes to Washington!"
a man with long hair and a bow and arrow is standing in the middle of a field .
Alt: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!
TO ISENGARD!
GARD
GARD
GARD
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"They're taking the taxes to Washington!"
Does it ever move to the background and acquire the quality of, say, the hum of an AC system?
One of my nephews played Monster Mash so much it eventually just turned into background noise.
One of my nephews played Monster Mash so much it eventually just turned into background noise.
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Does it ever move to the background and acquire the quality of, say, the hum of an AC system?
One of my nephews played Monster Mash so much it eventually just turned into background noise.
One of my nephews played Monster Mash so much it eventually just turned into background noise.
I had a client proudly exclaim that they generated the project plan. When I had questions about line items that I was supposed to deliver they couldn't even answer what they represented.
They thought that they had done work.
They thought that they had done work.
January 29, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I had a client proudly exclaim that they generated the project plan. When I had questions about line items that I was supposed to deliver they couldn't even answer what they represented.
They thought that they had done work.
They thought that they had done work.
He lives in Austin these days, what a shocker.
January 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
He lives in Austin these days, what a shocker.
I can't even begin to imagine the full body cringes of the actual journalists that are having to sit through her all hands.
Based on what's come out it's eternal pizza Friday in lieu of overtime pay type stuff.
Based on what's come out it's eternal pizza Friday in lieu of overtime pay type stuff.
January 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I can't even begin to imagine the full body cringes of the actual journalists that are having to sit through her all hands.
Based on what's come out it's eternal pizza Friday in lieu of overtime pay type stuff.
Based on what's come out it's eternal pizza Friday in lieu of overtime pay type stuff.
"m'lady"
*tilts woolen head cap*
*tilts woolen head cap*
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"m'lady"
*tilts woolen head cap*
*tilts woolen head cap*
This feels like one of those dumb images I'll find in a long forgotten folder some time from now and not have a single fucking idea why it's there.
January 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This feels like one of those dumb images I'll find in a long forgotten folder some time from now and not have a single fucking idea why it's there.
Those better come with a permanently zinc paste colored nose!
January 28, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Those better come with a permanently zinc paste colored nose!
She was born in 1988 and they "started dating" in 2005.
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
She was born in 1988 and they "started dating" in 2005.