Deadbeat Cat Dad
@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Vaguely humanoid earth moving equipment. Fuzz doula.
The whole penis inflation thing really recontextualises this C64/Amiga classic.
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The whole penis inflation thing really recontextualises this C64/Amiga classic.
POV: You are Leonidas after dropping a burn on Xerxes.
February 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
POV: You are Leonidas after dropping a burn on Xerxes.
"Wow a collaboration with an nyc media institution, very cool, very bagel. Anyway, let's check the reviews."
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 AM
"Wow a collaboration with an nyc media institution, very cool, very bagel. Anyway, let's check the reviews."
Fuck yeah, this dude rips. His band's name is FIRST JASON.
February 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Fuck yeah, this dude rips. His band's name is FIRST JASON.
On this Friday the 13th shout-out to the guy who played him first and has turned a cameo into a 20+ year career with no controversies as far as I can tell.
February 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
On this Friday the 13th shout-out to the guy who played him first and has turned a cameo into a 20+ year career with no controversies as far as I can tell.
Kirk wore glasses. Anyone pissing and moaning about a wheelchair can suck it.
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Kirk wore glasses. Anyone pissing and moaning about a wheelchair can suck it.
I watched an early version of the Ring ad 7 days ago, and I'll summarize my thoughts right after I can get my TV to stop acting up. Just a sec.
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I watched an early version of the Ring ad 7 days ago, and I'll summarize my thoughts right after I can get my TV to stop acting up. Just a sec.
I desperately need there to be a sport made from riding its larger cousin, the kicksled. It's like a kitchen chair with knives on the bottom.
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I desperately need there to be a sport made from riding its larger cousin, the kicksled. It's like a kitchen chair with knives on the bottom.
Let people enjoy things.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Let people enjoy things.
If it's a typo imagine making a typo playing into a belief so widespread that there are fuzz pedals alluding to it.
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
If it's a typo imagine making a typo playing into a belief so widespread that there are fuzz pedals alluding to it.
How your email finds me.
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
How your email finds me.
That's all there is to it.
February 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
That's all there is to it.
At least I only had one Prolog course in college.
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
At least I only had one Prolog course in college.
If schadenfreude lasts more than four hours contact your lol, lmao
February 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
If schadenfreude lasts more than four hours contact your lol, lmao
I don't think I can move on from John Leguizamo as a live action Captain Vegetable.
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I don't think I can move on from John Leguizamo as a live action Captain Vegetable.
Look, I'm not knocking the bell but that's an awful lot of Taco Bell.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Look, I'm not knocking the bell but that's an awful lot of Taco Bell.
Andrew Schultz looks like if you made Waluigi a child molester.
February 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Andrew Schultz looks like if you made Waluigi a child molester.
As much as I respect the man and his post-retirement work, it was rough seeing this stuff.
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
As much as I respect the man and his post-retirement work, it was rough seeing this stuff.
Turns out the shunting scene in Society (1989) was far less gross and upsetting than reality.
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Turns out the shunting scene in Society (1989) was far less gross and upsetting than reality.