Deadbeat Bat Dad
@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
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Vaguely humanoid earth moving equipment. Fuzz doula.
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dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Why does this sound like british slang for genitals?
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Do they always pick the same levels?

We have a two story feeding table kind of a setup and ours have self organized around the food bowls.
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Every once in a while I'm re-stunned by the number of handjob scenes that they managed to cram into a biopic about Tammy Faye Bakker.
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
There is no T in Atlanta.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
They're calling it the pinata agency
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Hellraiser gave us 4 enjoyable ones and then a series of upcycled rejected scripts with poor Doug Bradley shoehorned in for a monologue towards the end.
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
The pervert breathing spell is amazing
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Gotta love a game that was designed by saying yes to every single idea.
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Are you robotripping around the house?
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Hear me out: Wolfenstein prequel.
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horsedisc.bsky.social
im ngl "bussy" is a word that reeks of subtle nativism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Rationally I know nobody lives forever but I like to pretend otherwise in the case of Dolly Parton.
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
The punitive framing kinda gives the game away
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Call of Cthulhu is probably too close to work though?
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
I can't think of a single hobby more librarian coded than TTRPGs!
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
Nordic countries just give parents money every month. You can advocate for that and sound normal. Or you could sweatily talk about punishing non parents I guess.
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
The thing about being a birthrate pervert is that there is no way to sound remotely normal.

Means tested infertility tax is just the wonk version of some shit the statement glasses couple would say.
opinionhaver.bsky.social
My most controversial take on this is probably that while I think reproductive freedom should be sacrosanct, I don’t really have any problem with additional taxes on (high income) childless people. Someone gotta pay into the pensions!
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
guntuber regressing to the mean I guess
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
I'm sure he has some Sabaton ass excuse but not celebrating a member of the SS is the lowest possible bar and this motherfucker decided to limbo right under it. Gross shit.
dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
What the fuck. Forgotten Weapons is making merch featuring a guy who was in the fucking SS now?
Morale patch featuring Lauri Törni, who was a member of the SS
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