Sarah Tolcser
@tolcser.bsky.social
Author of MAJESTICA, SONG OF THE CURRENT series. New Orleans-based writer, PC gamer, & historical fashion hobbyist. Thought there'd be more talking about books and less 24/7 rage, but here we are.
TOLL-sir | she/her
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Hey new followers! Check out my latest book, a middle grade fantasy adventure that's like Jurassic Park but with magical creatures!
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I've had enough of these motherfucking mealybugs on my motherfucking hoyas.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I've had enough of these motherfucking mealybugs on my motherfucking hoyas.
so, so funny considering how many libertarians turned out to be a Who's Who of the ppl at that party in the "Who Goes Nazi" essay from 1941
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
so, so funny considering how many libertarians turned out to be a Who's Who of the ppl at that party in the "Who Goes Nazi" essay from 1941
hey i just bought them some stuff & it turns out it feels nice to actually do something! I recommend it!
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Everything on this list is going straight to Columbia Heights.
(If you hate amazon, please visit www.standwithminnesota.com and find a different way to help! just help, that is what matters)
Check out my list on Amazon
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February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
hey i just bought them some stuff & it turns out it feels nice to actually do something! I recommend it!
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I hear from people who are surprised I'm still talking about ICE, they thought they'd withdrawn from MN.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I hear from people who are surprised I'm still talking about ICE, they thought they'd withdrawn from MN.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
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The still allow people to sell AI generated crochet and knitting patterns that don’t work. They’re actively taking money away from humans creating real patterns. They’re making hundreds of sales a month selling AI slop, and some real creators are struggling! Fuck Etsy!
Etsy just kicked witches off their platform.
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform
For years, you could hire someone on Etsy to curse an evil ex, protect your home, or manifest better luck. Well, until now.
www.vice.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The still allow people to sell AI generated crochet and knitting patterns that don’t work. They’re actively taking money away from humans creating real patterns. They’re making hundreds of sales a month selling AI slop, and some real creators are struggling! Fuck Etsy!
I am reposting myself bc I feel not enough people saw this last night due to the Super Bowl.
We passed a guy towing 3 snakes in a wagon, with a baby goat tied alongside, on the parade route. Amazing. Never change, New Orleans.
#mardigras #nolasky #nolatwitter
#mardigras #nolasky #nolatwitter
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I am reposting myself bc I feel not enough people saw this last night due to the Super Bowl.
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ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
todays a big day for longtime discord haters like myself
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
I didn't go to the parades last weekend bc of the cold, and I was questioning if I was even in the mood for parades this year because *gestures at everything*. But I have to say, I spent 6 hours out on the parade route yesterday & it made me feel better about humanity and New Orleans in general.
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I didn't go to the parades last weekend bc of the cold, and I was questioning if I was even in the mood for parades this year because *gestures at everything*. But I have to say, I spent 6 hours out on the parade route yesterday & it made me feel better about humanity and New Orleans in general.
"I'm here live, I'm not a cat"
Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
"I'm here live, I'm not a cat"
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
I feel like a lot of the “you don’t need cameras, get rid of your cameras” discourse is from people in the suburbs who’ve never had their house broken into repeatedly and don’t know how scary and violating it feels
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I feel like a lot of the “you don’t need cameras, get rid of your cameras” discourse is from people in the suburbs who’ve never had their house broken into repeatedly and don’t know how scary and violating it feels
The assumption that romance is not worth protecting from scammers is also wildly insulting considering how romance practically props up the book industry with its sales numbers.
Would it have been more interesting and accurate to cover this AS A SCAM and talk about the role of Amazon as a huge mega-corporation that enables this? well yeah. and the reporter didn't. it's just "well romance is so basic, who can tell the difference between AI slop and human-written books."
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
The assumption that romance is not worth protecting from scammers is also wildly insulting considering how romance practically props up the book industry with its sales numbers.
I heard all this rustling & Amelia was in the bathtub playing in the shower curtain. Why are cats 😆
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I heard all this rustling & Amelia was in the bathtub playing in the shower curtain. Why are cats 😆
I feel safer already
LMAO
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LA National Guard troop leaves their rifle behind in a bar bathroom 🤌🏼
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LA National Guard troop leaves their rifle behind in a bar bathroom 🤌🏼
www.reddit.com/r/NewOrleans...
From the NewOrleans community on Reddit: National Guard Assault Rifle left in bar bathroom
Explore this post and more from the NewOrleans community
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February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I feel safer already
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Anyway textile arts and feminine-coded arts have a VERY long history of both resistance and also people being really shitty about it and idk I invite you to think about why that may be.
February 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Anyway textile arts and feminine-coded arts have a VERY long history of both resistance and also people being really shitty about it and idk I invite you to think about why that may be.
still giggling
A backstage sneak peak moments before Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
still giggling
Had this for 12 years and same. Police would knock and ask if I had footage. We just left the cameras up from the previous owner, but they weren't connected to anything 😆
you know what's cheaper and safer than a ring camera? a fake camera. I've had one since my last porch theft three years ago and it even fooled the eye of a cop trying to get me to snitch on my neighbors. you can't subpoena a recording that doesnt exist.
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Had this for 12 years and same. Police would knock and ask if I had footage. We just left the cameras up from the previous owner, but they weren't connected to anything 😆
can't stop giggling
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
can't stop giggling
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In other news, we left the Super Bowl to watch Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and it was the best one yet!
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
In other news, we left the Super Bowl to watch Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and it was the best one yet!
Husband: Bro, you don't have to sign them. We know it's you.
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Husband: Bro, you don't have to sign them. We know it's you.
This is the most visually interesting halftime show I've seen, like by a mile.
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
This is the most visually interesting halftime show I've seen, like by a mile.
I just got back from 6 hours on the parade route, I don't think I have the right energy for the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I just got back from 6 hours on the parade route, I don't think I have the right energy for the Super Bowl