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Sarah Tolcser

@tolcser.bsky.social

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Author of MAJESTICA, SONG OF THE CURRENT series. New Orleans based writer, Bethesda games girlie, & crafter of tiny historical fashion. Pay real artists!! TOLL-sir | she/her

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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · Nov 16

This is my most recent book! If you know a kid (or adult!) looking for a middle grade fantasy adventure set at a magical creature park, check it out!

www.amazon.com/Majestica-Sa...

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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 15h

It does ONE THING and does it well

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 15h

When I started getting them in 2007 the base model non WiFi one was like 40 bucks. Sometimes I’d literally just buy another one bc it was cheaper than the toner.

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 15h

Whenever I see this I have to read it again and LOL… spent 9 years as IT in a small school & I must’ve bought 50 of this printer

Matthew Johnson @seasouthern.bsky.social · 15h

An excuse to post one of my favorite tech reviews of all time:

Best printer 2023: just buy this Brother laser printer everyone has, it’s fine

Do you really want to think any more about printers than this?

www.theverge.com

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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 15h

Went to MedVet and am only $18 poorer, a minor miracle and possibly a world record.

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 16h

I mean I’m not going to anyway, but especially not when the result is so comically bad

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 16h

the only thing I was ever even SLIGHTLY tempted to do is to make inspo imagery of stuff from my book... but when I saw other authors doing it, theirs all looked shitty and cringe. I'm not gonna cross the fucking picket line for something that looks like shit!

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 1d

there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually

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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 16h

if you happen to live next door to the woods, we can only hope so

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 16h

fun tip: if you come to New Orleans and go on one of those alligator tours, and the alligators don't feel like coming out that day, your tour guide will show you 30-50 feral hogs in the swamp instead. Just like rooting around in the cypress knees and chilling

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Jan 9

here is the current tactical map of where feral swine populations have consolidated

the major worry is if the Canadian superhogs end up making their way down south and breeding with the American hogs

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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 16h

if you pick up this call it's just going to be the bottom of my chin and my ceiling as I yell, "WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! STOP!"

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 16h

I swear apps have got to stop putting an option to CALL PEOPLE right where your finger usually hits to scroll (YES YOU INSTAGRAM). I never know how to make it stop so I just yell and panic and throw the phone in a closet. Sorry if you're a stranger I've done this to

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 16h

I miss Brueggers so much, the south is dire

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 16h

Salt bagel with veggie cream cheese, untoasted

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 16h

NOT IN THE CURRENT NEWS CLIMATE PLEASE

NPR @npr.org · 18h

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga

Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.

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Ryan North? But - he died... 30 years ago this very night!! @ryannorth.ca · 22h

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 1d

That’s why I said the first two of Harper Hall. 3rd one starts to get dubious

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 1d

Aaaa .. dragonsong and dragonsinger are literally the only ones that are ok. Imagine if kids wanted to read more (she said, as if she was not reading them in 6th grade)

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 1d

If they do send those assholes here, I bet New Orleans will have some good takes on this

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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 1d

ME TOO, other Sara, and we’re never going to get it

Sara Straw @oneoneder.bsky.social · 1d

Watching Peacemaker s2e8. I want closure on the unsociable alien.

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 1d

The first half of tonight’s Peacemaker would be an amazing sci fi workplace dark comedy… I want the break room drama of the guys who open all the doors into different worlds

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LOLGOP ❌👑❌ @thefarce.org · 1d

There's no sci-fi dystopia as bleak as millions of people taking advice about pregnancy from Donald Trump.

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 1d

computers were a mistake

scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 1d

how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much

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Grant @gdubbstl.bsky.social · 2d

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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 1d

I did one, oh I don't know, during covid. And yeah. So weird that I loved the sexy parts as a teen & as an adult I was like 😬 and even skipping some

Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 1d

yeah, I have these books memorized. it's this... months into living together, after a time skip. And then she goes on to not elaborate on whether this IS happening or how often or whatever, so you're left like, ??????!!! as a reader.

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Sarah Tolcser @tolcser.bsky.social · 1d

and then every other scene he's shaking her. Stop shaking her! omg!