Sarah Tolcser
@tolcser.bsky.social
Author of MAJESTICA, SONG OF THE CURRENT series. New Orleans-based writer, PC gamer, & historical fashion hobbyist. Thought there'd be more talking about books and less 24/7 rage, but here we are.
TOLL-sir | she/her
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Congress absolutely allowed themselves to be fooled during confirmation, led by the Village Idiot Bill Cassidy. The average American with a high school education could see that RFK Jr. was the LAST person qualified to be HHS secretary.
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Congress absolutely allowed themselves to be fooled during confirmation, led by the Village Idiot Bill Cassidy. The average American with a high school education could see that RFK Jr. was the LAST person qualified to be HHS secretary.
Love how this guy sat his family down to enjoy the wholesome and definitely 2026-relevant lyrics about "the Gs with the 40s and the chicks with beepers"
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Love how this guy sat his family down to enjoy the wholesome and definitely 2026-relevant lyrics about "the Gs with the 40s and the chicks with beepers"
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I don’t know how we hammer it into ppl’s heads that we don’t care if it’s AI slop making fun of Trump, it’s STILL SLOP AND NO ONE LIKES IT.
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I don’t know how we hammer it into ppl’s heads that we don’t care if it’s AI slop making fun of Trump, it’s STILL SLOP AND NO ONE LIKES IT.
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levels of media literacy never before seen
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
levels of media literacy never before seen
I miss this perfect creature so much
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I miss this perfect creature so much
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The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
They're Coming for Our Daughters
The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures
jessica.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
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It's genuinely kind of funny that people were mad about Bad Bunny not singing in English when the first song Kid Rock played begins as so:
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie / Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, sai
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie / Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, sai
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
It's genuinely kind of funny that people were mad about Bad Bunny not singing in English when the first song Kid Rock played begins as so:
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie / Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, sai
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie / Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy / Said the boogie, sai
Why being a woman is stupid in 2 screenshots
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Why being a woman is stupid in 2 screenshots
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In 1943, musician Woody Guthrie placed a message on his guitar: "This machine kills fascists."
I am part of a group that's shipped half a million free 3D-printed whistles to defend against ICE — 200,000 of them in the first week of February alone.
This is the story of the "Whistle Crew."
I am part of a group that's shipped half a million free 3D-printed whistles to defend against ICE — 200,000 of them in the first week of February alone.
This is the story of the "Whistle Crew."
This whistle fights fascists
I print whistles now. You can too.
www.theverge.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
In 1943, musician Woody Guthrie placed a message on his guitar: "This machine kills fascists."
I am part of a group that's shipped half a million free 3D-printed whistles to defend against ICE — 200,000 of them in the first week of February alone.
This is the story of the "Whistle Crew."
I am part of a group that's shipped half a million free 3D-printed whistles to defend against ICE — 200,000 of them in the first week of February alone.
This is the story of the "Whistle Crew."
The wild thing is this is so pretty and visually interesting and admirable as artistic "let's put on a show" spectacle, plus it was catchy, and if you only know gato and frijole and queso like me, you could have still enjoyed it! Unless you were determined to be a fun vampire
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage.
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The wild thing is this is so pretty and visually interesting and admirable as artistic "let's put on a show" spectacle, plus it was catchy, and if you only know gato and frijole and queso like me, you could have still enjoyed it! Unless you were determined to be a fun vampire
jesus would start an escort service for all the right reasons
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
jesus would start an escort service for all the right reasons
also funny to assume the Fox News audience is made up of people who actually listen to lyrics or are interested in critically reading text at all. If it was in English, they'd still be the same amount of suspicious it was saying something bad about them 😆
And where exactly does this language barrier exist? With the person who speaks and understands fluently, or the person who doesn’t?
This is analogous to blaming assault victims because of the way they dressed.
This is analogous to blaming assault victims because of the way they dressed.
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
also funny to assume the Fox News audience is made up of people who actually listen to lyrics or are interested in critically reading text at all. If it was in English, they'd still be the same amount of suspicious it was saying something bad about them 😆
I've had enough of these motherfucking mealybugs on my motherfucking hoyas.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I've had enough of these motherfucking mealybugs on my motherfucking hoyas.
so, so funny considering how many libertarians turned out to be a Who's Who of the ppl at that party in the "Who Goes Nazi" essay from 1941
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
so, so funny considering how many libertarians turned out to be a Who's Who of the ppl at that party in the "Who Goes Nazi" essay from 1941
hey i just bought them some stuff & it turns out it feels nice to actually do something! I recommend it!
Hey folks! Street Medics in Minneapolis have reached out to us asking for help boosting another wishlist!
Everything on this list is going straight to Columbia Heights.
(If you hate amazon, please visit www.standwithminnesota.com and find a different way to help! just help, that is what matters)
Everything on this list is going straight to Columbia Heights.
(If you hate amazon, please visit www.standwithminnesota.com and find a different way to help! just help, that is what matters)
Check out my list on Amazon
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February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
hey i just bought them some stuff & it turns out it feels nice to actually do something! I recommend it!
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I hear from people who are surprised I'm still talking about ICE, they thought they'd withdrawn from MN.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I hear from people who are surprised I'm still talking about ICE, they thought they'd withdrawn from MN.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
No, they have not. In some respects they've escalated.
Some asked why MN is a target. Are there are there a lot more illegals or criminals here?
No, it's not about that. It's about a grudge.
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The still allow people to sell AI generated crochet and knitting patterns that don’t work. They’re actively taking money away from humans creating real patterns. They’re making hundreds of sales a month selling AI slop, and some real creators are struggling! Fuck Etsy!
Etsy just kicked witches off their platform.
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
What could possibly go wrong.
www.vice.com/en/article/e...
Etsy Witches Say Spell Casting Is No Longer Welcome on the Platform
For years, you could hire someone on Etsy to curse an evil ex, protect your home, or manifest better luck. Well, until now.
www.vice.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The still allow people to sell AI generated crochet and knitting patterns that don’t work. They’re actively taking money away from humans creating real patterns. They’re making hundreds of sales a month selling AI slop, and some real creators are struggling! Fuck Etsy!
I am reposting myself bc I feel not enough people saw this last night due to the Super Bowl.
We passed a guy towing 3 snakes in a wagon, with a baby goat tied alongside, on the parade route. Amazing. Never change, New Orleans.
#mardigras #nolasky #nolatwitter
#mardigras #nolasky #nolatwitter
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I am reposting myself bc I feel not enough people saw this last night due to the Super Bowl.
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ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
todays a big day for longtime discord haters like myself
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
I didn't go to the parades last weekend bc of the cold, and I was questioning if I was even in the mood for parades this year because *gestures at everything*. But I have to say, I spent 6 hours out on the parade route yesterday & it made me feel better about humanity and New Orleans in general.
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I didn't go to the parades last weekend bc of the cold, and I was questioning if I was even in the mood for parades this year because *gestures at everything*. But I have to say, I spent 6 hours out on the parade route yesterday & it made me feel better about humanity and New Orleans in general.
"I'm here live, I'm not a cat"
Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
"I'm here live, I'm not a cat"
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.