🌘 Dad Moon Rising🌒
@dadmoonrising.bsky.social
Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find humor in everyday life
So let us not talk falsely the hour is getting late
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So let us not talk falsely the hour is getting late
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my son is 18 now so it's time to have the talk. I think he's ready to learn about the importance of assembling a good cable and cord drawer.
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I met a guy today who thought I was 31 and while he probably just needs glasses, my 47 year old ass will be riding that compliment until I retire, yee haw
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I met a guy today who thought I was 31 and while he probably just needs glasses, my 47 year old ass will be riding that compliment until I retire, yee haw
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I just need to sit down for a minute
*dies of starvation under a cat*
*dies of starvation under a cat*
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I just need to sit down for a minute
*dies of starvation under a cat*
*dies of starvation under a cat*
we stayed at a hotel recently and my kids had the nerve to ask me what the black thing hanging on the bathroom wall was smh
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
we stayed at a hotel recently and my kids had the nerve to ask me what the black thing hanging on the bathroom wall was smh
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wrapping these taco bell gift cards with toilet paper
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
wrapping these taco bell gift cards with toilet paper
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Thinking about cultivating a sweet ben franklin mullet
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Thinking about cultivating a sweet ben franklin mullet
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I'm so old, I remember having to carry my luggage because it didn't have wheels.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm so old, I remember having to carry my luggage because it didn't have wheels.
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Forget Spotify Wrapped, breakdown how many promotional emails I just deleted
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Forget Spotify Wrapped, breakdown how many promotional emails I just deleted
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Don't forget to charge your light saber.
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Don't forget to charge your light saber.
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Finally received the results of my marine biology exam. I got a sea. *catapults phone into the sun
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Finally received the results of my marine biology exam. I got a sea. *catapults phone into the sun
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Me: I think it's time to put the humidifiers out.
Husband: What makes you say that?
Me:
Husband: What makes you say that?
Me:
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Me: I think it's time to put the humidifiers out.
Husband: What makes you say that?
Me:
Husband: What makes you say that?
Me:
My 2025 Dad Wrap
1,127 eye rolls from my children
723 frustrated sighs from my wife
135 empty room light switch interventions
82 naps
34 fresh lawn cuts
1,127 eye rolls from my children
723 frustrated sighs from my wife
135 empty room light switch interventions
82 naps
34 fresh lawn cuts
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My 2025 Dad Wrap
1,127 eye rolls from my children
723 frustrated sighs from my wife
135 empty room light switch interventions
82 naps
34 fresh lawn cuts
1,127 eye rolls from my children
723 frustrated sighs from my wife
135 empty room light switch interventions
82 naps
34 fresh lawn cuts
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I talk a lotta shit for someone who still chokes back tears when Rudolph sets out on that ice floe all alone
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I talk a lotta shit for someone who still chokes back tears when Rudolph sets out on that ice floe all alone
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The average woman spends 5 years of her lifetime trying to decide what to wear.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The average woman spends 5 years of her lifetime trying to decide what to wear.
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Did Kenneth ever tell us the frequency?
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Did Kenneth ever tell us the frequency?
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You have an ace in the hole? Well, I hope you don't get an infection.
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You have an ace in the hole? Well, I hope you don't get an infection.
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if stranger things doesn’t use Fight For Your Right at some point i swear •bites fist•
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if stranger things doesn’t use Fight For Your Right at some point i swear •bites fist•
she's a ten but her listening age is 83
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
she's a ten but her listening age is 83
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still clinging to the fact my 8 yr old told me one of my jokes yesterday had good format
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
still clinging to the fact my 8 yr old told me one of my jokes yesterday had good format
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murder, she peed in the snow
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
murder, she peed in the snow
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I volunteer for soylent green duty
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I volunteer for soylent green duty
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If I hear one more rich MAGA dude say I should buy my health insurance from Amazon or Costco I’m never getting sick again
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
If I hear one more rich MAGA dude say I should buy my health insurance from Amazon or Costco I’m never getting sick again
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Humor is an awesome coping mechanism for anger, anxiety & depression . . . This is why I try to make myself laugh.
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Humor is an awesome coping mechanism for anger, anxiety & depression . . . This is why I try to make myself laugh.
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Removing an ingrown hair but it's my spine.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Removing an ingrown hair but it's my spine.
🎶 The fireside is blazing bright
And we're Caroling through the night 🎶
Carol: 👀
And we're Caroling through the night 🎶
Carol: 👀
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
🎶 The fireside is blazing bright
And we're Caroling through the night 🎶
Carol: 👀
And we're Caroling through the night 🎶
Carol: 👀