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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 3h

instead of Sunday Scaries I have the pre-Monday Mads

tomorrow isn't a holiday for me HARUMPH

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 4h

OKAY this actually made my blood pressure jump

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 5h

that tracks COMPLETELY

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 5h

I feel like the conference is real but the allegations are false because Weale is LOUD but asking follow up questions is getting me nowhere

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 5h

pal trying to tell me about this fake (?) news conference about the Buddhists but they're a chronic stoner so nothing is making ANY sense , good grief this isn't funny in your 40s

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 5h

WHOA, HEY NOW

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 6h

😬

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 7h

I feel like the ONLY follow up question can be "so you always did the dishes, right?"

Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 7h

I regret to inform y'all that the spiced vanilla donut at Tims is fucking DELICIOUS

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 9h

😭 I hope she can settle down enough for you to at least get a good chunk of it done when you get back home!
You're both still processing everything but dang girl some of us have stuff to do too!

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 10h

oh no!

Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 13h

make sure you wrap it in tinfoil first!

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 13h

if I find out anyone, at any point, uses fuckin AI to talk to me they are out of my life.

A full grown 32 year old can't think of a text? BYE

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 14h

gold star! 🌟🌟🌟

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 14h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Check standards are failing

Found a foreign object

Got a metals hit

We're out of vials

Kate 🩸’The Brood’🩸 Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 20h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

The chart can’t Gantt!

Queen Olivia III @queenoliviaiii.com · 21h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“The tapes wouldn’t start”

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 16h

fucking around : "can this mango chicken be as hot as possible"

finding out : waking up at 2AM with wicked bad heartburn

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 1d

What five events defined your childhood?

1 JonBenet Ramsay
2 Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky
3 Princess Diana
4 Dolly the cloned sheep
5 OJ Simpson

Kate 🩸’The Brood’🩸 Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 1d

What 5 events defined your childhood? (babyhood for the 1st one)

1. Pierre Laporte Dead in a Car Trunk
2. Pierre Trudeau twirling behind the Queen’s back
3. Stagflation
4. The Threat of Nuclear Winter
5. The Montreal Summer Olympics

Justin @ediparolev.bsky.social · 1d

What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Power cuts
2. Star Wars
3. Space Shuttle
4. The Royal Wedding
5. Falklands War

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 1d

my OVARIES

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 1d

a woman got out of her truck and somehow almost walked right into my car

I'm sitting in it lol I saw her pivot her hip away

Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 1d

If there's anything I can do to help pls let me know!
I'm off at 4 during the week but if there's errands you need done I can chauffeur!

Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 1d

Dream snippets I remember 🤪

1. I realized my cane was made of chocolate and was really hungry so started eating it (only 2nd dream ever with my cane in it!)

2. Musta been a work dream, I was complaining about someone mixing buffered mobiles with solvent mobiles ahhaha

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 2d

oh my god Moe!!! I hope the follow up goes well!

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 2d

Years ago a friend told me her hubby said he stayed late at work so he wouldn't have to help with their *4* kids bedtimes.

Me - I will put arsenic in his food FOR YOU

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 2d

women telling stories about their husbands dipshittery just makes me so sad

mAlE LoNlInEsS ePiDeMiC y'all doing it to yourselves

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Amanda Moses @warpizza.bsky.social · 2d

jammed a pen in my bun before a meeting then I got TO the meeting and it was GONE

🤷‍♀️ hope whoever finds it enjoys it!

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