Amanda Moses
@warpizza.bsky.social
Baffling Christendom by continuing to live
Non breeding adult
Non breeding adult
that's me at red lights 😄
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
that's me at red lights 😄
his buddy on the sidewalk "you look like a ma'am on a mission"
I laugh and say I'm old I need to go HOME and he just laughed back
Ah, to be a young drunkling again
I laugh and say I'm old I need to go HOME and he just laughed back
Ah, to be a young drunkling again
December 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
his buddy on the sidewalk "you look like a ma'am on a mission"
I laugh and say I'm old I need to go HOME and he just laughed back
Ah, to be a young drunkling again
I laugh and say I'm old I need to go HOME and he just laughed back
Ah, to be a young drunkling again
the logic here is *flawless*
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the logic here is *flawless*
fuck you got OWNED 😄
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
fuck you got OWNED 😄
you're not the first to say that! 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
you're not the first to say that! 🤔
oh shit!!! Why baby why
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
oh shit!!! Why baby why
Excellent use of the 8 and J to make an actual penis, 15/10 😄
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Excellent use of the 8 and J to make an actual penis, 15/10 😄
where I'm even driving back to and also where to store the bike.
Like, I was half awake towards the end and thinking "I HAVEN'T MOVED WTF?!??!" and wasn't sure where I would be when I opened my eyes. THANKS BRAIN
Like, I was half awake towards the end and thinking "I HAVEN'T MOVED WTF?!??!" and wasn't sure where I would be when I opened my eyes. THANKS BRAIN
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
where I'm even driving back to and also where to store the bike.
Like, I was half awake towards the end and thinking "I HAVEN'T MOVED WTF?!??!" and wasn't sure where I would be when I opened my eyes. THANKS BRAIN
Like, I was half awake towards the end and thinking "I HAVEN'T MOVED WTF?!??!" and wasn't sure where I would be when I opened my eyes. THANKS BRAIN
the other day the cat was staring at me for so long and so intensely I got up to see what the hell was going on - she wanted the chair I was sitting in 🙃
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
the other day the cat was staring at me for so long and so intensely I got up to see what the hell was going on - she wanted the chair I was sitting in 🙃
fantastic work lmao
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
fantastic work lmao
whaaaaaat I hope it's amazing
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
whaaaaaat I hope it's amazing
feetie prints in snow/sand is one of my fav things ever 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
feetie prints in snow/sand is one of my fav things ever 🥰
I've never had footwear behave like that, that's wild!
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I've never had footwear behave like that, that's wild!
coulda been a different post if it went sideways! lol
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
coulda been a different post if it went sideways! lol
I'm usually such a hater but this one I am LOVING. RIGHT INTO MY VEINS
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm usually such a hater but this one I am LOVING. RIGHT INTO MY VEINS