Matt Van Horn
mattvanhorn.com
Matt Van Horn
@mattvanhorn.com
Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist.
He/him.
ADHD
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@[email protected]
@mattvh on IG (but probably not for long)
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At first job, asked permission to refactor something. Even wrote a proposal. No. There’s no time.

Went ahead anyway. Finished work in 1/3rd the time of peers. Manager told me to teach everyone.

Lesson: I’m the engineer. I should make the call on refactoring things.

Also, forgiveness > permission.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This post is eugenicist.
this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One of the greats. RIP
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
He's offered seven million dollars for your life. Seven million dollars is a lot of money, Charlie Brown.
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Still a top 3 skeet.
i’m going to fuck your dad and give him a child he actually loves
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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There are indignities to living under authoritarianism, and compromises that power will demand, but there’s no excuse for seeking out, and pandering to, the worst of the transgressors.
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Currently at $795 in donations, thank y’all so so much. If we could get up to even $1000 in funds that would be so awesome!
Hi everyone, my sweet little dog had a really gruesome freak accident yesterday. Survived it pretty miraculously, but my partner and I are broke and facing new medical debt in order to make that possible. Any help would mean a great deal 🖤🙏
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Trump take beer
NEW: Today the Siebel Institute—the US' oldest/most prestigious brewing school & a cornerstone of the industry globally—announced its relocation from Chicago to Montreal, citing "[r]ecent regulatory changes in the US [that] have made it much more challenging for many of our international students."
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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FYI: turning off "Smart features" also turns off spell check and the promotions and social tabs. And more.

In effect, a lot of traditional tools in gmail are switched off if you don't let them upload your contracts, love notes, and sad messages to your friends into their plagiarism machine.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is wonderful news. These games changed my life.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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People said it would be a long time before AI took any jobs but judging by the latest Grok update Kara Swisher will be out of work very soon
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.

Got it.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”

He will continue teaching.

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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The same journalist who watched Israel and the US kill 245 Palestinian journalists without objection? The same journalists who watched Sam Husseini get dragged out by security for asking Blinken about the genocide? Those journalists?
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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This is true. Why are they downplaying? Because the acolytes and cult members are willing to let dear leader be absolved of anything.
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I would like to remind folks that it is perfectly defensible to have moral lines that, when crossed, offer no possibility of forgiveness.
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fuck yeah!
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

I turned 16 in 1984. Half the albums released that year were perfect.
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM