Matt Van Horn
@mattvanhorn.com
Ralph Gracie black belt, programmer, card player, shooter, home brewer, amateur pizzaiolo, bedroom DJ, and electric unicyclist.
He/him.
ADHD
🇵🇷🇮🇹+
@[email protected]
@mattvh on IG (but probably not for long)
He/him.
ADHD
🇵🇷🇮🇹+
@[email protected]
@mattvh on IG (but probably not for long)
Someone ought to return this to them. Maybe drop it through a car window. The pin makes a nice souvenir, though, so hang on to that.
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Someone ought to return this to them. Maybe drop it through a car window. The pin makes a nice souvenir, though, so hang on to that.
Or Star Wars, which has slavery and bigotry along with the fascism.
January 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Or Star Wars, which has slavery and bigotry along with the fascism.
Oh - I didn’t notice. I got some at Square Pie Guys the other day. Now I’m gonna have to ration the rest.
January 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Oh - I didn’t notice. I got some at Square Pie Guys the other day. Now I’m gonna have to ration the rest.
If you send me two, I will put a scoop of this between them:
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Mississippi Mud Pie
Coffee ice cream with crushed cookie crumb "pie crust" pieces and a fudge swirl. Ingredients: CREAM, MILK, CANE SUGAR, CHOCOLATE COOKIES (SUGAR, ENRICHED WHEAT FLOUR [WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON...
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January 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
If you send me two, I will put a scoop of this between them:
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Seems like this would be a pretty good way for a bunch of below-average IQ thugs to get themselves ambushed.
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Seems like this would be a pretty good way for a bunch of below-average IQ thugs to get themselves ambushed.
Color e-ink would be a better choice than LED, I think.
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Color e-ink would be a better choice than LED, I think.
This is great news. Another thing to get once I have some steady income.
January 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is great news. Another thing to get once I have some steady income.
I'm still laughing at the reddit post describing his father's deadly DUI, how his high school peers saw him, and his fascination with feces.
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I'm still laughing at the reddit post describing his father's deadly DUI, how his high school peers saw him, and his fascination with feces.
I would watch an anime version of Fast & Furious.
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I would watch an anime version of Fast & Furious.
I would help produce this.
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I would help produce this.
You should let them know on their X account.
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
You should let them know on their X account.
My slice of triple chocolate cake counts as lunch, tho
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
My slice of triple chocolate cake counts as lunch, tho
Yes. The name of DHS creeped me out from the start, and it is no fun finding out I was correct about it smelling a lot like fascism.
January 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Yes. The name of DHS creeped me out from the start, and it is no fun finding out I was correct about it smelling a lot like fascism.
ICE is only 23 years old.
The country survived 227 years without it.
Personally, I'd be fine with people moving as freely as capital, but I'd be willing to accept going back to the enforcement we had before Reagan.
The country survived 227 years without it.
Personally, I'd be fine with people moving as freely as capital, but I'd be willing to accept going back to the enforcement we had before Reagan.
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
ICE is only 23 years old.
The country survived 227 years without it.
Personally, I'd be fine with people moving as freely as capital, but I'd be willing to accept going back to the enforcement we had before Reagan.
The country survived 227 years without it.
Personally, I'd be fine with people moving as freely as capital, but I'd be willing to accept going back to the enforcement we had before Reagan.
I have had issues at tax time for a decade now because someone filed a fraudulent return for me to get a refund, and I only discovered it when they wouldn't accept my "duplicate".
That reminds me, I have to go look for my PIN now.
That reminds me, I have to go look for my PIN now.
January 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I have had issues at tax time for a decade now because someone filed a fraudulent return for me to get a refund, and I only discovered it when they wouldn't accept my "duplicate".
That reminds me, I have to go look for my PIN now.
That reminds me, I have to go look for my PIN now.
Someone figured out that shooting back is the right tactic to use against all these cowardly bullies.
January 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Someone figured out that shooting back is the right tactic to use against all these cowardly bullies.