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I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
I need to learn her secrets
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I need to learn her secrets
I find it so funny when anti porn accounts follow my main
I’m like oh, oh honey no
I’m like oh, oh honey no
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I find it so funny when anti porn accounts follow my main
I’m like oh, oh honey no
I’m like oh, oh honey no
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“Kitten, you’ve been such bad girl… I’m gonna make you… track every dollar coming out of your household spending and make you plan a monthly budget.”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Kitten, you’ve been such bad girl… I’m gonna make you… track every dollar coming out of your household spending and make you plan a monthly budget.”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Brb writing an essay about Japanese Nationalism before eating some Pocky
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Brb writing an essay about Japanese Nationalism before eating some Pocky
If I could tell my 10 year old self that in 30 years I would spend Thanksgiving at my Dom’s home helping his primary partner make food for a bunch polyamorous friends and family, my mother would appear and scream “get away from my child, you fucking weirdo” and hit me with her very heavy purse
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If I could tell my 10 year old self that in 30 years I would spend Thanksgiving at my Dom’s home helping his primary partner make food for a bunch polyamorous friends and family, my mother would appear and scream “get away from my child, you fucking weirdo” and hit me with her very heavy purse
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Very grateful to have been part of this wonderful show over the years! ❤️
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Very grateful to have been part of this wonderful show over the years! ❤️
Bluesky: a place for 38 year olds to be silly geese
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Bluesky: a place for 38 year olds to be silly geese
In this household, we play the same YouTube video essays over and over again as background noise while we shitpost on social media
And we stand for the flag 🏳️🌈
And we stand for the flag 🏳️🌈
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
In this household, we play the same YouTube video essays over and over again as background noise while we shitpost on social media
And we stand for the flag 🏳️🌈
And we stand for the flag 🏳️🌈
Love being at the age where fucking DILFs and MILFs isn’t weird. It’s just fucking my peers
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Love being at the age where fucking DILFs and MILFs isn’t weird. It’s just fucking my peers
“Kitten, you’ve been such bad girl… I’m gonna make you… track every dollar coming out of your household spending and make you plan a monthly budget.”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Kitten, you’ve been such bad girl… I’m gonna make you… track every dollar coming out of your household spending and make you plan a monthly budget.”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
Me: “Nooooooooooo!”
My parents never put me on one of those toddler leashes and now I want to be on a leash as an adult
I’m no parent, but I think that speaks volumes
I’m no parent, but I think that speaks volumes
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My parents never put me on one of those toddler leashes and now I want to be on a leash as an adult
I’m no parent, but I think that speaks volumes
I’m no parent, but I think that speaks volumes
If Reddit existed in 1794
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If Reddit existed in 1794
What it’s like to live with me
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What it’s like to live with me
Me inside when a woman touches my arm affectionately
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me inside when a woman touches my arm affectionately
I’m was gonna eat this, but now I can’t stop thinking about Imperial Japan’s war crimes 😔
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m was gonna eat this, but now I can’t stop thinking about Imperial Japan’s war crimes 😔
This person deserves a massive wedgie
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This person deserves a massive wedgie
Nothing is more secretly (and a little grossly) satisfying than absentmindedly scratching a small bump on your face or neck and hearing the tiniest pop
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Nothing is more secretly (and a little grossly) satisfying than absentmindedly scratching a small bump on your face or neck and hearing the tiniest pop
I’m beginning to wonder if Tate and his manosphere incel buddies know what gay actually means
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m beginning to wonder if Tate and his manosphere incel buddies know what gay actually means
Cary doesn’t know what to make of his new roommate/toy
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Cary doesn’t know what to make of his new roommate/toy
I am up early because this long armed, adorable asshole forced me at 5:30 am to find a 3D printed solution to his obsession with attacking the waste liner and his pee pucks in the Litter Robot as it scoops itself. I am trying two from Etsy. Pray one works or else my $700 box is essentially useless 😭
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I am up early because this long armed, adorable asshole forced me at 5:30 am to find a 3D printed solution to his obsession with attacking the waste liner and his pee pucks in the Litter Robot as it scoops itself. I am trying two from Etsy. Pray one works or else my $700 box is essentially useless 😭
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When I see a bsky mutual mentioned on a YouTube video I’m watching. Shoutout to @timonsku.zip for his mod work that landed him a shoutout on @anyaustin.bsky.social
youtu.be/hEGYRbiVk3Y?...
youtu.be/hEGYRbiVk3Y?...
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When I see a bsky mutual mentioned on a YouTube video I’m watching. Shoutout to @timonsku.zip for his mod work that landed him a shoutout on @anyaustin.bsky.social
youtu.be/hEGYRbiVk3Y?...
youtu.be/hEGYRbiVk3Y?...
Trains fucking rule 🚅💨
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Trains fucking rule 🚅💨
ashamed only because his sicko ass got caught
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
ashamed only because his sicko ass got caught