Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
I’m not in your walls, I am your walls
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Pine Cellar
@pinecellar.bsky.social
· Nov 12
I may fuck a Twitter mutual but I will not kiss them on the mouth. That privilege is reserved for Bluesky mutuals
What if a big account on here was an elaborate catfishing scheme and was actually a small duck spreading pro bread propaganda
January 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What if a big account on here was an elaborate catfishing scheme and was actually a small duck spreading pro bread propaganda
I was told by someone on my discord server they could tell someone was an elder millennial by how they wrote so I started writing like character from the Great Gatsby because I want to remain an enigma. That’s the bees knees. The cat’s meow. Berries
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I was told by someone on my discord server they could tell someone was an elder millennial by how they wrote so I started writing like character from the Great Gatsby because I want to remain an enigma. That’s the bees knees. The cat’s meow. Berries
(leans out a snowy window like Ebenezer Scrooge)
“What a glorious day! You there! Child! What day is it today?”
“Why it’s ‘[redacted name] is [redacted state being]’ Day, ma’am!”
“Merry ‘[redacted name] is [redacted state of being]’ Day, little one!”
“You too, ma’am!”
“What a glorious day! You there! Child! What day is it today?”
“Why it’s ‘[redacted name] is [redacted state being]’ Day, ma’am!”
“Merry ‘[redacted name] is [redacted state of being]’ Day, little one!”
“You too, ma’am!”
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
(leans out a snowy window like Ebenezer Scrooge)
“What a glorious day! You there! Child! What day is it today?”
“Why it’s ‘[redacted name] is [redacted state being]’ Day, ma’am!”
“Merry ‘[redacted name] is [redacted state of being]’ Day, little one!”
“You too, ma’am!”
“What a glorious day! You there! Child! What day is it today?”
“Why it’s ‘[redacted name] is [redacted state being]’ Day, ma’am!”
“Merry ‘[redacted name] is [redacted state of being]’ Day, little one!”
“You too, ma’am!”
Sorry I’m late picking you up from the airport. Honestly, I didn’t want to do it and then got caught up watching a 3 hour video essay on the Ninja rollercoaster at various Six Flags theme parks
January 13, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Sorry I’m late picking you up from the airport. Honestly, I didn’t want to do it and then got caught up watching a 3 hour video essay on the Ninja rollercoaster at various Six Flags theme parks
I’m not apolitical
I’m a dingus
There’s a big difference, thank you very much
I’m a dingus
There’s a big difference, thank you very much
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I’m not apolitical
I’m a dingus
There’s a big difference, thank you very much
I’m a dingus
There’s a big difference, thank you very much
Reposted by Pine Cellar
The war on protein is spreading the lie that cum isn’t a good source of protein
Don’t let the woke left tell you otherwise. Consume that cum and get jacked
Don’t let the woke left tell you otherwise. Consume that cum and get jacked
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
The war on protein is spreading the lie that cum isn’t a good source of protein
Don’t let the woke left tell you otherwise. Consume that cum and get jacked
Don’t let the woke left tell you otherwise. Consume that cum and get jacked
Reposted by Pine Cellar
My pronouns are she/her because it feels so good to have “ma’am” mumbled into me as a I ride a face
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My pronouns are she/her because it feels so good to have “ma’am” mumbled into me as a I ride a face
When my cat does anything
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
When my cat does anything
I saw Park Chan-wook’s new film “No Other Choice” yesterday (phenomenal so go see it) and I want to say that Lee Byung-hun can eat Dunkin Donuts in front of me anytime
January 12, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I saw Park Chan-wook’s new film “No Other Choice” yesterday (phenomenal so go see it) and I want to say that Lee Byung-hun can eat Dunkin Donuts in front of me anytime
Just FYI, this is exactly how I look when you call out my name to me and also “Plastic Love” begins to play softly too
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Just FYI, this is exactly how I look when you call out my name to me and also “Plastic Love” begins to play softly too
Hey kitten, lay down and let me give you head pets
you looked so stressed but beautiful throwing that Molotov cocktail at fascists
you looked so stressed but beautiful throwing that Molotov cocktail at fascists
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Hey kitten, lay down and let me give you head pets
you looked so stressed but beautiful throwing that Molotov cocktail at fascists
you looked so stressed but beautiful throwing that Molotov cocktail at fascists
When I know I look good
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
When I know I look good
As a mixed race woman and descendant of an internee, I’m begging nonwhite ladies to stop dating and marrying white supremacists. You will never be equal in his eyes. He will throw you and your children in a camp at the first mention of an executive order akin to 9066
January 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
As a mixed race woman and descendant of an internee, I’m begging nonwhite ladies to stop dating and marrying white supremacists. You will never be equal in his eyes. He will throw you and your children in a camp at the first mention of an executive order akin to 9066
My biggest flaw? I like men
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“…uhh, yes but we were expecting an answer more in line with your leadership and management skills”
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“…uhh, yes but we were expecting an answer more in line with your leadership and management skills”
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
My biggest flaw? I like men
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“…uhh, yes but we were expecting an answer more in line with your leadership and management skills”
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“…uhh, yes but we were expecting an answer more in line with your leadership and management skills”
Finally, a breakfast that will fill me up and leave me thinking about it dreamily during quiet moments of my workday
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Finally, a breakfast that will fill me up and leave me thinking about it dreamily during quiet moments of my workday
If I’m ever president, I’m shutting down all HGH production so this shit (gestures around) doesn’t happen again
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
If I’m ever president, I’m shutting down all HGH production so this shit (gestures around) doesn’t happen again
I don’t understand why it’s still so hard for many Americans to pronounce Japanese names. It’s phonetic as fuck. And I would think with the amount of weebs in this place, y’all would get it already
I've fallen into baseball videos and I've just realized. A whole new subsection of North American folks are finally gonna learn how to pronounce my last name. THANK YOU, KAZUMA OKAMOTO
Mark let me know there's a dude in the MLB who shares my last name and so I have no choice but to stan
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I don’t understand why it’s still so hard for many Americans to pronounce Japanese names. It’s phonetic as fuck. And I would think with the amount of weebs in this place, y’all would get it already
I’m not a sports guy but I’m glad all y’all are
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I’m not a sports guy but I’m glad all y’all are
Reposted by Pine Cellar
Just hangin around
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Just hangin around
I find the plot of the 1980s classic Footloose fascinating in this day and age in that the pitch was “what if the religious right got ahold of a town and no one was allowed…to DANCE”
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I find the plot of the 1980s classic Footloose fascinating in this day and age in that the pitch was “what if the religious right got ahold of a town and no one was allowed…to DANCE”
Me trying to get on this train car once they close the doors
January 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Me trying to get on this train car once they close the doors
Building off with this by reposting this awesome Colonel Sanders cosplay
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Building off with this by reposting this awesome Colonel Sanders cosplay
Every fart is a gamble that one day we all eventually lose at
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Every fart is a gamble that one day we all eventually lose at
I’ve been painting in Procreate and it’s taking time because I want to improve my skills, which is something lazy and cheap people who don’t want to hone skills or pay a human artist don’t do
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I’ve been painting in Procreate and it’s taking time because I want to improve my skills, which is something lazy and cheap people who don’t want to hone skills or pay a human artist don’t do